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The WASTE basket seemed appropriate at the time!

With an attitude like that, your chances of getting laid around here are slightly worse than my chances of being the next man to walk on the moon.

With such charms, you'd have problems fucking a dead sheep, let alone anything human with a pulse.

I agree with Egwalrus. You need to be banned for being an obvious jerk out to troll the forum.

Please don't disrespect dead sheep.

I knew that all along! The real question is, "Does it really matter what is in the cocktail as long as you enjoy drinking it?"

About 3 years ago I was at the airport in Amsterdam. I was waiting for a flight and decided to take a pee before boarding. As I was peeing in the urinal a female attendant walked up to the sink next to me and started scrubbing it. She acted as if no one was there! I honestly didn't care and calmly finished. I guess it was just a surprise to me.

I have peed in someone's face. It was fun for all present until I got some in her eye! It burns and is not funny at all at that point.

Does anyone actually find that they enjoy peeing outside more in the winter? It seems that the urgency and sense of relief are both raised.

I must say you have a lovely butt hole!

Was at a family reunion! The hostess left A bottle of lotion on the bathroom counter. I decided it was a little low. So I filled it! Yes I know it was wrong!

Feet are made for walking. Please keep them out of my face.