AI generated naughty pee tales

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There was this woman, let's call her Jenny, who had a popular podcast where she shared all sorts of wild travel tales. One episode, she decided to get real about her cross-country road trip experiences. 

"Listen up, folks," she starts, her voice crackling with amusement. "I fucking hate those grimy gas station bathrooms. You know, the ones where you're pretty sure you'll catch something just by looking at the toilet seat? Yeah, fuck that."

Jenny had a hack, one she was oddly proud of. She explained, "I wear this cute little dress, no panties, because panty lines? Not my style. When I need to piss, I don't go for the nearest shithole. Instead, I cruise into hotel parking lots."

She'd pick a hotel, not too fancy, not too rundown. "I go straight to the second or third floor, because who the fuck checks those hallways, right? I've got this massive bag, sunglasses, mask - full incognito mode. I look like I'm just passing through, or maybe I lost something."

Then came the moment of truth. "I find a nice, quiet, carpeted spot. I pretend I'm rummaging through my bag, but really, I'm squatting down, letting loose. The carpet soaks it right up, keeps the noise down, less splatter. And the bag? That's my little shield. No one sees shit."

Jenny would take her sweet time, ensuring the coast was clear before and after. "I drip dry, adjust my dress, and walk out like nothing happened. Back to my car, on to the next adventure."

She ended the episode with a chuckle, "So, next time you're in some hotel hallway and see a damp spot on the carpet, you might just think of me."

Her audience was split between shock, laughter, and a bizarre respect for her ingenuity. But hey, in the world of travel hacks, Jenny had certainly found one that was, if nothing else, unforgettable.

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