My ex’ stories

[Porridge1997 7]

I once had the courage to ask my girlfriend at the time if she’d ever had to let it go outside as everyone has she had a few stories 

1. She was walking home from a bar and had to go so she went to the park and took down her jeans and squatted just off the path with her cousin watching out, her cousin had mentioned to her someone she knew was coming but she didn’t believe her so she carried on with a stream as she described you couldn’t stop as the man approached them she was still squatting and just said hi as he walked on by

2. she was drunk on this occasion again and she was in the same park as before but this time near the river bed, she had been chugging a bottle of vodka before this nature wee as she called it, she pulled down her trousers and squatted again to pee but this time she couldn’t balance and fell over into a nettle bush stinging all her upper leg she again was with her cousin who was also squatting but laughing too much she couldn’t go 

3. She was again in town with her cousin and friend after they left the club she had was dragged into an alley to be sick as they cousin and friend was holding her hair up she couldn’t be sick, she instead told them that she now needed to squat in the middle of town and have a wee which she did in the alley while they watched out for her. 
 

4. I was on FaceTime for this one to her she was out on a walk with her daughter and the dog when she kept saying to her daughter that she needed to go she carried on walking whilst moaning on the phone lots, a few minutes later they had arrived at a farmers field she got her daughter to hold the phone and keep a watch out she was holding on to a farmers fence post and squatting to pee by it but she couldn’t go because of the stage fright with me on the phone so she put the phone down as id called her again she was just pulling back up her blue jeans and adjusting her top and her daughter was laughing so much 

5. she went on two more dog walks on her own both times to a farmers field and she said it was unbearably uncomfortable so she had to pee there and then she took me to both places that she had done it one was next to a gate and the other was on the path both easily seen by anyone that was around! But this didn’t bother her one bit as she squatted and peed again 

[Pete Guy 186]

This is great, thankyou so much for sharing!