Pie Face

[pearl diver 34]

A couple of weeks ago we had friends round for drinks. The beer and wine was flowing freely and people were getting quite tipsy. My wife had the idea of playing Pie Face, which is a British game whereas some unfortunate gets hit in the face with either shaving cream or foam. Naturally it was me that drew the short straw and ended up with the cream pie face. My wife's friend Claire who is in her 40's laughed so much she said 'shit, I think I've wee'd my knickers'. About 10 minutes later in the kitchen I overheard Claire say to my wife 'can I borrow a pair of yours?' To which my wife in fits of laughter said 'oh, go on then you idiot, take a clean pair off the washing pile and put yours in the washing basket in the bathroom'. I felt my cock stir and had a plan. After a while I excused myself and went to the toilet. Sure enough, in the washing basket there was a pair of dark green briefs, that weren't there before. I picked them up and felt they were wet so I had a sniff. They smelled of wee and pussy. The smell was intoxicating. I sucked on them and got a bit of pee off them which tasted tangy. The fresh wee mixed with that days dried pee drove me wild. She must have been wearing them right up her bum crack as I got a smell of anus towards the back. I rubbed them over my nose licking and masturbating until I came quite quickly in some toilet roll. Then I rejoined the party, looking at Claire, thinking she had no idea I had just had a taste of her wee wee, juices and bum odour.

[oliver2 4,418]

Not the cream pie I was expecting, but the cream pie I deserve