first time at the ocean

[kinda_gay_kinda_horny 19]

(This story [story makes it sound fiction it really happened I just don't know what to call it other than a story, lol] gets a bit dirty so only read if you're into that [wetting, pissing, & masturbation])

It was my first time going to a beach.
I'm a over 6 foot tall red headed guy [fill in the rest of the details to your taste ; ) ] I didn't intend to be swimming so I was wearing a speckled pink T-Shirt & some long khaki pants [and some gray boxer underwear]

I'm standing on the beach, rather impressed with the whole earth thing, I wadded into the sea up to my ankles (with the khakis rolled up to my knees). Figured out I quite enjoy the light swash of the waves on my legs. Some of the friends I was with (in full bathing suits) ended up going deeper. Before I knew it one rather large wave splashed up to my waist & I was soaked, so I went in after my friends. As a sidebar I really liked when a wave splashed up and hit the head of my dick through my pants, super fucking hot (and thats happening every few seconds, if you're imagining along at home). I realized I'm soaked in the sea, I can do some piss stuff! Lol. I didn't really have to pee and I'd never wet myself before so I had to push. First just a drop or two. Then kinda a spurt. And that pattern kept repeating (a couple drops then a spurt) for about a minute. Breaking for each wave crashing into my crotch. With each spurt I could see a little clear stream fall from where my dick was into the sea. It was extra naughty b/c there were friends in front of and behind me, I was completely exposed pissing my pants while everyone could see me. It was pretty hot.

Later I got changed on the side of the road, I completely forgot to change my underwear so there I was in the car still wearing my pissy underwear all the way to the hotel (about an hour)

When I got to the hotel: the hotel bathroom had a pretty large mirror. Large enough that I could see my knees In the mirror when I stood in front of the shower. When I took a piss in the toilet; I could see my hairy cock and balls [that hair is red too btw ; ) ] in the mirror. I found it pretty hot. When I finished I stood facing the mirror with my pants around my ankles & my shirt pulled up past my breast, just kinda admiring my body. A drip or 2 of piss fell on the floor. (I have a pretty bad self image so I try to savor the few moments where I find myself sexy)

Later that night: it was time for a shower. (had a real BoySmell™ which is hot, but not fun to sleep in. Well alone anyways.) I also planned on jerking off b/c why not. I got nude, enjoyed the view in the mirror a sec, & then pushed the shower curtain to one side. I tuned the shower on then stood in front of it. Then passed into it like a urinal. First in the tub floor, it was a dark piss, then, pushing hard, I lifted my dick and sprayed the back wall. I got in a put soap all over everything & used a washcloth to wash my ass. Now it's time to have some fun. I'm not particularly horny and I'm kinda tired so coming is going to be a bit of a challenge. I kinda ideally stroke at it for a while. Then when I'm sure I want to jack off; I wrap my left index finger around the base of my cock [like a cock ring] and stroke with my right hand. I'm leaning face down against the wall that not to long ago I splattered with my deep yellow piss. Once I get a bit hard I use my left hand to grab that washcloth and wrap it into a kind of tube shape & I stick it up my butt. (I don't really have any sex toys, I kinda suck at fingering myself, & every time I've had sex [not much] I've chickened out of anything penetrative. So idk much about anal but I can tell you a washcloth up your ass doesn't really feel good, but that's not the point: the tension it give and feeling something there everytime you clench your butt is really hot sometimes) I remember the mirror. I step back out of the water (toward the back of the tub). Grab a fistful of hotel lotion, push the current half open to where I can see myself in the mirror, & and jack off with my right hand and massage my balls & taint with my left. All slicked up with the lotion. It was really hot to watch myself in the mirror. Eventually I get close. Since I don't want to get cum all over the bathroom floor; I turn around facing the back wall and cum, panting, all over where I had pissed. (It kinda burned [b/c of the lotion that gets into the urethra]) I washed everything thing off then waited till I was soft enough to push some more piss out to clean the lotion out of my dick (it burned the next morning to, I never learn XD) then I, a little flustered, left the shower and got on with the night.

P.s. you really should not masturbate with lotion as lube, that's a Hella bad idea. I don't do it often, lol.

I know I kinda suck at writing but I hope y'all enjoyed it.