Wild girl diaries

[steve25805 126,023]

October 4th 1991:-

Some interested guy in the club offered me £150 to let him piss on me! Fucking cheapskate! I don't tend to let anyone piss on me usually unless they offer a lot more than that! Well, if he was a real gorgeous hunk and hung like a stallion I might have made an exception - fuck yeah, I'd have let him do it for free then! But this guy was a balding, pot-bellied middle-aged guy. I thought, "don't even think about it, dude, unless you've got at least a grand to spare."

I did offer to hold his dick while he peed instead, and to let him watch me piss, with handjob afterwards, all for £150, but the most he'd pay for that was half that much. Fucking cheap bastard! I told him to fuck the hell off in the end and stop wasting my time, and go and find someone a bit more cheap, like some street smackhead or something.

I guess a few cheap assholes with an attitude problem goes with the territory sometimes. But I am certainly not known for being someone who'll take shit for very long before being blunt as fuck with the dickheads!

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October 9th 1991:-

Something in the pipeline - a lesbian naughty pissing video arranged by Mike and filmed by Catherine. Will record the details after it's happened.

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October 14th 1991:-

Got paid £700 for starring in another pissing video today alongside some other girl called Cindy. Basically, it involved me pretending to call at her house in need of a pee - it wasn't really her house and I don't know whose it was. But I'd drank plenty so my need to pee was genuine. I entered her kitchen where she was doing the dishes and said that I needed to pee. Cindy then told me that the toilet was out of action - blocked and awaiting a plumber. I reiterated - as scripted - my need to pee, whereupon Cindy suggested that I just do it there on the floor. After some scripted hesitation and dares, I took off my jeans, pulled my knickers aside and stood there pissing all over the kitchen floor in front of a smiling Cindy. She then took a similar piss all over the floor herself.

As soon as the cameras stopped rolling we both looked at the mess on the floor, then at each other, and burst out laughing.

We drank a load, shooting other scenes when our bladders were full enough for some decent pissing. One scene involved us both pissing on a glass table with a camera underneath whilst Catherine filmed us from the front. In another, we both ended up squatting upon this double bed and pissing there. Another scene involved me standing astride a toilet with it's lid closed and pissing all over it whilst Cindy peed on the bathroom floor. And the final scene involved us both standing naked with hands on hips as we peed all over the living room carpet. That last one was especially good fun.

As usual, Catherine herself stayed off film, but at one point off camera - just after both Cindy and I had peed on the bed - she matter-of-factly popped a squat in the corner of the bedroom and peed on the carpet there, purely out of convenience. Mike too just peed in the sink after Cindy and I had peed all over the bathroom toilet and floor.

Was fun, and lucrative.

[daemoniak 614]

It's amusing really, but somehow I find the single scene of Catherine squatting in the bedroom corner more arousing than all the scenes in the last entry. The fact that it is not required, but sheer pleasure/convenience I guess.

[steve25805 126,023]

It's amusing really, but somehow I find the single scene of Catherine squatting in the bedroom corner more arousing than all the scenes in the last entry. The fact that it is not required, but sheer pleasure/convenience I guess.

Thanks.

Generally speaking, this thread is not a pure pissing erotica thread but is actually trying to tell a story and flesh out a particular character, albeit with a focus on her peeing exploits and those of others around her. But I am aiming in this thread to do more than simply write something erotic, but actually get a real character across in a kind of story. I'd like anyone reading these tales to generally know that peeing will be involved, but beyond that have no idea what will happen next, or what else the character will get involved in.

I am aiming for realism and naughty pissing extremeness at the same time, from a deliberately wild character,which isn't easy to pull off.

But also there will hopefully be little moments here and there that people can enjoy as pure erotica, as you have described above.

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October 27th 1991:-

Did another video shoot yesterday. Adult babies and stupid shit like that. It really is a bit silly, being filmed changing the shitty and pissy nappy of a grown man as he lay there making baby noises with a dummy in his gob! Didn't know whether to be disgusted or amused. Certainly found it hard keeping a straigh face at times. Got paid another £500 though.

But after that I felt the need for a little more "adult" entertainment, so went out on the pull looking to pick up someone for sex, with an interest in pissing too hopefully. I just felt like I wanted to piss everywhere or piss on someone, before fucking their brains out.

But things did not go exactly as I imagined. There were a fair few non-starters, guys totally not into pissing, whom I quickly moved on from. I have my way of finding that out early on. Basically, it involves flirting a little, bringing the subject round to porn, and talking about the weirdest porn videos you've ever seen. When I mention vids with girls peeing everywhere I can always tell by their reaction whether or not they have any interest in it, without revealing that it floats my boat.

Well, I finally - several hours and drinks later - found a guy who I was sure had an interest so I took the conversation further and was soon openly flirting around the notion of just pissing all over the place. Things were looking promising - until his fucking girlfriend walked over and joined us! Seemed she was off for a bit chatting to friends. I thought that this was the end of my hopes in this area, but in fact things actually got very interesting. Because the guy - Ed - soon started telling his girlfriend - Emma - about our chat, and rather than showing any kind of disapproval, she showed interest.

Well, took a while to get there, but to cut a long story short, both often enjoyed pissing on each other and were interested in a threesome with another girl. Both had seen vids where girls were also pissing on floors and beds and shit and found these a turn on, but were always concerned about the mess. Once before, when drunk, they'd both peed all over their bathroom floor instead of in the toilet for a laugh, and said they'd love to piss on the carpet someplace but didn't want to fuck their own up.

Well, further chat revealed that their living room carpet was getting a bit old and they wanted a new one, but couldn't really afford it just yet. And that's where I made my move. I had after all just earned £500 that day. I offered £100 cash towards the cost of a new carpet for them if we all just went back and had fun pissing all over the old one. This meant I'd be paying well over half the cost of the carpet they wanted. They jumped at the chance too.

And so I ended up back at their place with them, all three of us naked in their living room and pissing all over the carpet. Emma and I laughed as we stood, legs apart, swinging our hips to deliberately piss all over as much of that carpet as possible. Mike was aiming his dick around as well, at one point spraying the surface of the coffee table, at another pissing on Emma's naked legs. It was fucking brilliant as fuck.

We had threesome sex in their bedroom afterwards - first time I ever went down on another woman but it was interesting. Sexy bitch spent some time licking my ass as well, which felt good.

Later, I got to hold Ed's dick as he peed all over the living room carpet again. He then laid on the pissy floor whilst Emma stood over him, pissing all over him. Then she got down on the floor too and they both started fucking on that pissy carpet. As already agreed, I then stood over them both, pissing all over their naked bodies as they screwed.

Eventually, I got a taxi home, but had one last piss in their living room before leaving. Was a fun night.

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November 19th 1991:-

Been a good girl these past three weeks - well almost, lol. I've had a bondage session with someone, given a couple of blow jobs for cash, and had sex with several different male partners. But I haven't actually peed anywhere other than in the toilet, which counts as being a good girl for me, anyway.

But that was until yesterday. I know this drug dealer who sells weed, and his landlord was kicking him out for it, and refusing to repay his deposit. The deposit part really irked him because he hadn't actually damaged the place in any way. Well, a few of us - a few guys and a couple of other girls plus me - were there drinking with every intention of trashing the place, just to piss the landlord off. Someone got a knife and began slashing the curtains. Of course, I suggested that the best way to ruin his carpets and furniture and bed would be if we all pissed on them all evening. Which everyone thought both a funny and great idea. And that is pretty much what happened.

Guys were pissing against walls and on floors and furniture. I and the girls frequently squatted on the carpets, pissing on them in front of the guys. I remember at one point as I was crouched down pissing on the carpet, I could feel droplets of warm pee spashing against my ass as two guys peed on the carpet rght behind me. I made no objection, lol. One guy pissed in the fridge. One of the girls squatted and peed upon an armchair. Another did it on a table. I am sure some of them were getting a kick out of it - I know I was. I myself popped a squat in the middle of the bed and pissed on it. That bed got peed on numerous times by several of us. The mattress was fucking ruined, lol. Piss was dripping through it onto the carpet underneath. One of the girls, amidst much laughter, even took a shit on that bed, lol. Would have done the same if I needed a dump, but couldn't manage it.

Was an entertaining evening anyway. Great fun just pissing anywhere, wrecking some place with piss vandalism. There are a few people who have pissed me off in the past whose houses I'd love to just piss everywhere in, just to piss them off, lol. Or maybe just tie them up and then piss on their faces. Problem is, some of them might enjoy that, lol.

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November 23rd 1991:-

Picked up this guy last night and took him back to my place. He wanted to watch me piss. So I took off my jeans and knickers and squatted in my shower unit, pissing there on the shower floor while he watched. I then let him piss in the shower too, and watched his pissing dick as he did it. And he was gradually getting harder as well. I guess he liked me watching him piss in my shower, haha.

The sex was good afterwards, too.

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November 27th 1991:-

Another £500 for a pee shoot tomorrow - just agreed the arrangements with Mike. This is going to be a public wetting shoot, with me expected to wet myself in very public places with people around. Not for the first time, I insisted that the action take place somewhere other than the city I live in, so we are travelling about 50 miles to another location. And I am going to need plenty of lager. Not only will that help me pee loads and often, but even I am not brazen enough to deliberately pee myself in public when totally sober, haha. I need to take plenty of changes of clothing too - I guess it will be my own clothes I am pissing in, but I can throw them in the wash when I get back. A cold time of year for outdoor wetting but the forecast is for mild and dry weather so shouldn't be too bad.

Kind of looking forward to it.

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November 29th 1991:-

Yesterday was an interesting day. A public wetting video shoot. I drank three cans of lager en-route to the chosen town as Mike drove us there. By the time we arrived I already needed a piss, so the first shot was soon organised. I was walking along a fairly busy street, with cars driving past and a few pedestrians walking by, adopting my best naughty grin for the camera. Catherine was walking backwards in front of me, filming me on her camcorder. How she keeps that thing so fucking steady I don't know. She sure is good at what she does. A true professional, haha.

Anyway, as arranged I then lowered myself into a squat in full view of passers by and the passing traffic - and started pissing right there through my jeans onto the pavement. It just felt so exhileratingly naughty to be pissing there whilst people walked past, some trying to ignore me, others grinning embarassedly, with the occasional passing car tooting their horn. Two young lads in one passing car gave the thumbs up to me as I peed and I just waved back at them as I carried on doing my business. My ass felt very warm and wet as my own fresh hot piss soaked the seat of my jeans. I then got up and strolled off, Catherine filming me in my pissy jeans.

Once the camera was switched off, we all laughed, then swiftly headed back to Mike's car where I got out of those pissy jeans and knickers and put fresh ones on. And then I drank some more lager until I needed another piss.

And so it continued. Sometimes standing, sometimes sitting, sometimes squatting, I was repeatedly filmed wetting myself in front of the public - in parks, busy streets, busy public car parks, outside shops, and so on.

At the end of the day as we headed back, I had a huge bag full of pissy clothes on the back seat beside me. Of course, the last cans I'd drank were still working their way through me so that in mid-journey home I badly needed another piss. I asked Mike if he could stop someplace but we were on a motorway type road so that wasn't easy. He told me to just piss in the back of his car someplace and he'll sort it out later. Then he grinned at Catherine and suggested she film it for his own personal collection. She agreed "as a favour".

So I took off the jeans and panties I was wearing, got up onto the back seat and squatted there, and did a long piss all over the seat and on the carpeted floor in front of it. Catherine's camera was aimed at me throughout. And in the confined space of Mike's car, the hissing sound of my relief and the sound of my piss splashing down onto the seat and carpeted floor was pretty loud and making me feel horny as fuck. Left one hell of a pissy mess for Mike to clear up later, haha.

When we got back, I decided to head out to carry on drinking. I was feeling well horny and really felt the urge to do something totally disgusting like piss in some guy's face! Took a while to find the right guy who might be up for it - I have my ways of homing in on them conversationally - but eventually I went back to this guy's flat with him, where I got him to lay on his kitchen floor so that I could squat over his face. And then I pissed in his fucking mouth! And he was drinking it, the dirty bastard! Haha.

I wouldn't kiss him afterwards, obviously, but I sure did fuck his brains out!

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December 5th 1991:-

Had a bad situation last night. I hooked up with this guy and went back to his place after a night in the pub. I guess we were both pretty drunk by then and looking forward to some drunken sex. Didn't pan out that way though.

Thing is, he was coming out with all this racist bollocks. Now normally I wouldn't give a shit - people can think what they like and I hang out with a lot of shady characters anyway. But somehow the subject of my friend Clare came up, whose kid is mixed race cos the father was black. This guy started insulting my friend and her kid - didn't even let that bother me: they weren't going to hear any of it. But when he started sneering at and insulting me personally because of my choice of friends, it all kicked off. When we should have been shagging, we were too busy shouting and arguing. Eventually, he went to bed alone and I crashed out on his sofa.

But at some point I was awoken by his slurred apologies and attempts to get frisky. I wasn't in the mood anymore so told him to fuck off. But he didn't want to take no for an answer and started getting more and more forceful. I suddenly realised that I was in danger here, so sobered up fast and sprang into action. And I am tough as fuck for a girl, because I don't fight like one. I fight like a guy and mean businesss. So I wrestled free from his grasp and sprang up, and as he tried to grab me I punched him - hard - right on his nose, then head-butted him before he even had chance to react to that. As he reeled from that, I kneed him hard right in his bollocks, then punched him in his face. I think he was taken aback by speed and ferocity of this and caught utterly by surprise as I pulled him to the floor, then kicked him so hard as he landed that I winded him badly. I then stood over him ranting that if he tried to pull that shit again, I'd kill him. At that moment I meant it too.

He got up and backed away, muttering something about me being a mean bitch as he retreated back to bed. I seethed with anger for a bit but overwhelming tiredness came back to me pretty quickly and I crashed out on his sofa again.

I awoke a few hours later. It was still dark and he was still asleep in his bedroom. And I was still feeling seriously pissed off with the guy and needed a piss. So I smirked to myself as I realised how to piss him off. I strode into the middle of his living room and lowered my jeans and knickers as I squatted there. And then I pissed right there all over his carpet, making a massive puddle.

And I still wasn't done. I decided to shit on his carpet too, haha. And because no toilet paper was immediately to hand, I grabbed his discarded shirt and used that instead and left it there on the capet.

I then called a taxi and had a tense 15 minute wait before it arrived and I could depart. Fortunately, sleeping beauty in the bedroom did not wake up.

But perhaps he'll have more respect for the next girl he picks up.

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December 23rd 1991

Hadn't had sex for nearly a week - that's a long time for me - and felt horny as fuck last night. So went out drinking and on the pull too, looking for some good sex. I just needed to get fucked basically. But I took some speed too, and that made me super horny and often makes me feel like I want to be a dirty bitch. I hadn't actually pissed on anyone or peed anywhere other than the toilet for well over two weeks at least, and just felt like being a real dirty bitch and pissing anywhere.

I went to the pub for a few drinks first but met no one interesting there. At one point I did go into one of the toilet cubicles in the ladies, where I squatted and pissed on the floor right in front of the toilet. Fucking flooded the place, haha.

Got on a bus into town after a bit, heading for the nightclubs. I felt the need - and desire actually - to just have another piss right there on the bus. I could have easily waited but decided to piss there anyway. There were quite a few loud people on the bus - I think like me they'd probably all been drinking and were now heading into town themselves. But I was right at the back and no one else was back there with me. So I pulled down the smart trousers I often wear when going out, and then my knickers, and hovered over the seat with my ass a few inches above the fabric. And then I just pissed all over the seat, my piss soaking into it. Most fucking enjoyable, haha.

I spent the rest of the journey sitting a few feet to the left of the piss-soaked area, grinning to myself at the state of that seat everytime I looked at it. No one noticed me doing it either.

I hit the nightclub and had a couple more drinks, and totally got lucky with this couple in their late 20s. Got chatting to them and as we sat at a table in the corner, the girl mentioned that she needed to pee. I did too by then. She also said it was a hassle having to go to the ladies's all the time, especially later when it's busy and there can be queues. Her boyfriend then laughed as he told me that sometimes, if there is an empty beer glass that has been left nearby, she'll just piss in that instead. I laughed at this and mentioned that I needed a piss too, and sort of jokingly suggested that we save ourselves the hassle and just piss right there on the floor under the table. If they were shocked or horrified, I could have passed it off as a joke, but he was well up for it and urged us on. And I could tell by the smirk on her face that the idea turned her on as well.

We were both sat on the inside on opposite sides and we'd be fairly well hidden. So we decided to do it, both sitting forwards on the edge of our seats, trousers around our knees. Then we just pissed right there on the carpet. Soon afterwards, he took his dick out and she held it whilst he sprayed his piss all over the carpet as well. And she was loving it, I could tell, grinning as she aimed his dick all around to cover as much of the carpet as possible.

Turned out that she was bisexual and both liked the idea of a threeesome with another girl. Both were also obviously into pissing, and we all talked for a bit about some of the pee porn we'd seen.

For the rest of our time in the club, we all just peed on the carpet under the table whenever we wanted to go. None of us bothered going to the toilets at all. By the time we left, that carpet was so fucking soaked that a huge puddle of piss lay on top of it, unable to soak in anymore. And upon leaving, we were all pretty much heading back to her flat where her boyfriend was staying with her. And I'd struck up a bargain. I said I'd more than willingly make their threesome come true - if they let me piss on her living room carpet. I must have been drunk already to make such an outrageous condition. And they must have been drunk not to have immediately regarded me as a cheeky bitch for wanting to do that. Turned out that, although there was no way she was ever going to let me piss on her living room carpet, with the persuasion of her boyfriend, she would let me piss on her bedroom carpet, and having agreed to that I could tell that the idea of it turned her on.

Well, back at her place we all stripped naked and headed towards her bedroom. Grinning, she actually made the first move, heading to the corner of the room, where she squatted facing us, and started pissing a massive puddle. She said "I can't believe I'm doing this", and laughed.

I then simply stood with my legs apart in the middle of the room, and pissed all over the carpet too. It was brilliant fun. She then let me hold her boyfriend's dick as he peed on the carpet beside the bed.

We then had awesome sex together. The point where I had his dick in my mouth whilst her fingers played with my clit, and her tongue was licking my ass, is the point where I had the best orgasm in ages. Truly fucking brilliant.

I got a taxi home soon afterwards - can't even remember their names - but would be nice to run into them again sometime.

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December 25th 1991

Went out to the pub with Clare last night. It was Christmas Eve and the pubs were packed out. This meant that the queues for the ladies' toilets were long, and neither Clare nor I felt like waiting in them. Instead, like quite a few others, we just went and peed outside. And no one else seemed too bothered who saw them - too drunk to care probably - so neither Clare nor I bothered hiding ourselves but just peed right there in the open. If any guy enjoyed watching us, well I didn't mind. If he agreed to buy our drinks for the night, I'd have happily pissed in his face if he wanted me to, haha.

But later, it became too much hassle even going outside. Luckily, for once I was wearing a skirt instead of jeans, so I took off my knickers and stuffed them in my handbag, telling Clare I was just going to piss right there on the floor. My skirt would hide most things and in the pale light with most people well hammered, I doubted anyone would notice my pee splashing down. Clare laughed at my suggestion. Unlike myself, she is not normally one for pissing on other people's carpets, but this time she joined in. And we both just stood whenever we felt the need to go, knickerless below our skirts, legs slightly parted, and pissing down onto the pub carpet. Clare thought it was funny and even admitted to being slightly turned on by it - she must have been drunk - but I got a kick out of doing it. Neither of us gave a shit about the pissy carpet, haha.

Well, this morning I awoke with a hangover and had to spend the day with family. It is Christmas I suppose. The family gathering was at my sister's house. She'd be horrified if she knew about a fraction of the stuff I was into. She is the kind of straight laced person who finds the thought of anyone pissing behind a bush disgusting. If ever she saw any of those vids of me pissing all over carpets, beds, and furniture and shit, I think she'd probably disown me, haha. Anyway, when I went to the loo I amused myself by pissing in her shower a couple of times and in her bathroom sink once, smirking at the secret knowledge of my naughtiness. How about that then, sis? But of course I rinsed away all the evidence so that no one knew what I'd done.

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December 29th 1991

I was at this wild party last night - one of the regulars in the nightclub invited me. As well as loads of champagne there was plenty of speed, coke and dope all available. And people were getting wild, having sex all over the place, wandering around naked, and shit like that. It was all quite a turn on. One or two guys were letting women piss in their beer glasses and then drinking it. I got with the program and was soon partying naked myself. Felt real liberating and sexy, strutting my stuff with nothing on, and noticing that I had several guys' interest. Some - also naked - had unashamed hard ons, lol. I let one of the guys offering his glass hold it between my legs as I peed in it for him, and watched him drink my piss straight down.

At one point this naked woman in her 30s got up onto the drinks table and squatted over the punch bowl, pissing in it much to everyone else's amusement. I didn't fancy drinking piss so I avoided the punch after that. But quite a lot of people just carried on drinking it anyway, even though that woman had just pissed in it, haha. One middle aged woman later let several guys and their girlfriends piss all over her out on the veranda.

Was a wild party for sure.

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January 1st 1992

Was out for New Year's Eve celebrations last night with Clare. The pubs and clubs were packed with queues for the ladies. I don't do queues. Like quite a few girls, Clare and I went outside to pee between parked cars or amongst bushes. One time after we'd had a few, we were less careful about being discrete and this bunch of guys spotted us squatting and pissing behind this car and wolf whistled us. Clare stopped pissing right away and quickly pulled her trousers up, a little embarassed I think. But I just laughed and waved at them and carried right on pissing, joking with them about not minding an audience, lol.

Later on, it got to be too much hassle going outside, and we took to just squatting and peeing on the carpet in corners. The place was too packed out for the staff to see us doing it, but anyone nearby could see us. They mostly just ignored us or thought we were funny. Besides, we saw a couple of other girls squatting and pissing on the pub carpet with their boyfriends stood nearby, and one guy at one point had his dick out aiming towards the floor and pissing, with his grinning girlfriend looking at his pissing dick. Was fun seeing that. I actually love that pub because some of the people who go there - when they are drunk and it is busy - have been known to just piss anywhere.

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January 6th 1992

I was in one of my rare reflective moods today and thinking about my shitty childhood. So I ended up in the large central library reading reference books about childhood development and the psychological impact of childhood bullshit on later adult psychology.

Anyway, there was hardly anybody in there and eventually I needed a piss. Was going to go to the toilet only yards away, but then grinned to myself as I decided it would be much more fun to be a dirty bitch. So I went to the corner beside a bookshelf, lowered my jeans and knickers and squatteed there. And then I just pissed right there on the library carpet. It was quite a long piss really and the sound of it splashing down grew louder as the carpet grew sodden with my growing puddle. Was taking one hell of a risk. Even though it was quiet someone could have walked past at any moment. Fucking hell, someone might easily have heard me pissing - the hissing and splashing seemed loud enough in that quiet place. Knowing the risk of being spotted actually added to the thrill I was getting.

But I got away with it. I finished pissing - leaving a large puddle right there on the carpet - pulled my jeans and knickers back up, and decided to leave the premisses, grinning to myself at the memory of what I'd just done. When I got home, I brought myself off on the memory of it, lol.

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January 20th 1992

Earned £600 for another video yesterday. This time there was a serious lesbian BDSM theme, with me in the role of dominatrix. And I was given carte blanche rather than working to a script. The idea was to achieve something that looked natural and not forced. So I kind of got to speak a bit mean and order this other woman around, then slapped her around a bit. I made her sit with her mouth open whilst I smoked a cigarette, so that I could use her mouth as my ashtray. I tied her up and used this cane to cane her ass. Used a whip on her too. I ordered her to do various little things and punished her in various ways for not doing them fast enough. It was kind of erotically empowering to be able to do this to somebody. She was being paid more than me anyway - about twice as much - on the understanding that anything might happen to her, excluding anything that did any real damage.

I got in the mood with the aid of a few beers, which also meant I needed to pee every now and again. So whenever I needed to go I made her lay on the ground and open her mouth so that I could squat over her face and piss in it. And I told her to drink it. Just ordering someone to let me piss in their mouth like that was quite exhilerating and empowering. At one point I told her to piss in a glass, after which I poured about half of it over her head, and ordered her to drink all the rest. I also took a shit right there on the carpet and made her clean it up . Well, it just seemed like the right thing to do at that moment and a good way to conclude the video.

As soon as the cameras were switched off, she abandoned her sub character, and laughed, calling me a fucking dirty bitch. I took that as a compliment, lol.

Went out drinking afterwards feeling pretty horny, and hooked up with this guy who wanted me to piss on him. Went back to his place with him more than happy to oblige. And because he was drunk as well as eager for a golden shower, I talked him into the idea of doing it in his kitchen instead of in the bath as he originally had in mind. He laid naked upon the kitchen floor as I stood astride him, spraying my hot piss all over him. And I peed for ages, flooding his kitchen floor.

I then bent over in front of him and let him piss all over my ass, enjoying the feel of his hot pee splashing against my buttocks. I need to be in the right mood to enjoy being peed on, but it felt great right then. The sex afterwards was good too.

A good day, really.

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February 2nd 1992

I picked up the weirdest job for a long time at the nightclub last night. Basically, this obviously well off married couple paid me £600 to go back with them to their large house after my shift ended. There I got to stand astride the wife in their large kitchen and piss all over her whilst her husband took pics. I flooded their kitchen floor.

After that, I had to go and squat in the middle of their living room and take a shit on their carpet whilst they both took pics, smiling and joking which each other as they did so.

His wife then stood over me, pissing on me as he took more pics, even aiming her piss up over my head and soaking my blonde hair. Felt kind of weird being pissed on by another woman older than my own mother! But I was getting £600 and the use of their shower afterwards, so just thought of the money mostly. Mind you, I suppose it was kind of erotic in it's way. And it was only piss, so no big deal.

After that, I got to hold his dick for him as he pissed in her mouth! And the dirty bitch was gulping it down, drinking loads. She was loving it as well, I could tell. She obviously couldn't get enough.

An interesting one.

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February 9th 1992

I went out drinking with my stripper friend Michelle last night. An interesting girl who sometimes strips at the nightclub which is where I originally met her. And sometimes at private venues she has been known - for a price - to provide little extras which have sometimes included pissing on someone. She enjoys peeing on people or just about anywhere when she is in the right mood, and knows about me selling golden showers for cash to punters in the nightclub sometimes. So we know some of each others secrets.

Last night, though, she was just someone to go out drinking with. We were just looking to get hammered and have fun before going home to bed. But things went a bit wrong later on, failing to go to plan at all.

Basically - we were already pretty drunk by then - we got bored with the club we were in because most of the guys we met were assholes. So we left and headed for another club up the road. But the cold air outside suddenly made us both realise that we badly needed to pee. Now I am a pretty good looker myself but Michelle is stunning and was also wearing some very skimpy clothes. Fuck knows how she didn't freeze to death, lol. Anyway, as we walked along we kept getting male attention in the form of sexually charged compliments, banter and wolf whistles. Michelle - always an exhibitionist so stripping for a living is right up her street - said something to me like, "Let's give them something to really wolf whistle at and pee right here, shall we?"

Well I was pretty drunk and will do anything when I've had a few. So pretty much right there on the pavement in full public view Michelle pulled down her skimpy shorts and panties, revealing her bare ass as she squatted down. I did the same beside her and within moments we were pissing right there in front of all these people, to a cacophany of cheers and wolf whistles as well as some laughter. Was great fun actually - until it became clear that the old bill were amongst those present. And they were rather less impressed. We of course stopped pissing as fast as we could, hastily pulling our clothes back up - but too late. The cops - two guys and a stony faced woman - arrested us both for "urinating in a public place" as well as for "gross indecency". Indecency my fucking ass! Every human on the fucking planet needs to piss on a regular basis so what is the big deal? Hasn't everyone seen people pissing before?

Anyway, I kicked off and got all stroppy, giving them a lot of verbal abuse and struggling against being shoved into the back of a police van. And I basically swore at, and argued with, the bastards all the way back to the nick until they threw me into a cell. That did me no favours, because I got chrarged with being drunk and disorderly and resisting arrest as well. Anyway, in my cell I shouted for a little bit but got bored with the lack of response and eventually crashed out - they had given me a plastic mattress and a stringy blanket.

During the night I woke up desperate for a piss. Police cells have toilets in them, but out of anger and contempt I deliberately ignored that, crouched down in the middle of the cell, and pissed all over the floor. I fucking flooded the place. Then I went back to sleep, lol.

That turned out to be another bad move, though. Because this morning they made me mop it all up myself. But much worse, they decided to press charges against me whilst Michelle got let off with a caution. Eventually I was released but at some point now I am going to get a court summons to face charges of urinating in a public place, indecency, drunk and disorderly, and resisting arrest.

I am feeling pissed off right now.

[steve25805 126,023]

February 10th 1992.

Got in touch with Fiona last night and offered my services for free if she had any BDSM submissive clients.Wanted to take out my aggression on someone. She had none lined up but was quickly able to get hold of one on a two for the price of one deal that he thought too good an offer to refuse. And so I ended up meeting up with her and going to this guy's place where we ordered him around, told him to lick our feet, used his mouth as an ashtray, and that sort of thing. We also beat the crap out of him with canes and whips for the slightest thing. Once I told him to piss on his kitchen floor, then we called him a dirty bastard for doing it and used a whip on him. We also both peed on his kitchen floor ourselves and made him clean it up. Another time, we made him lay on his bed then both took turns standing astride him and pissing on him.

At one point in his living room I told him he was a piece of shit, and that this was what I thought of his fucking home......and I stood there in the middle of his living room with my hands on my hips pissing right there on his carpet, telling him to shut the fuck up when he began to protest. I kind of increased the fun I was having by pretending to myself that he was one of those policemen who'd arrested me the night before. Fiona then ordered him to lay in my piss and open his mouth for her, whereupon she squatted over his face and peed in his mouth. I ordered him to drink it.

Towards the end of the session we made him watch us both having a shit on his kitchen floor. Then we just laughed and left it there for him to deal with.

Felt better for getting my aggression out of my system with this guy.

[hyde07 200]

Can't get enough of this thread, love the inclusion of shitting as well

[steve25805 126,023]

February 22nd 1992

Some rich guy and his Mrs came into the club last night - word of mouth had reached them about a girl who worked there who was willing to offer her watersports services for a price. Guess they meant me, lol. They were both in their late 40s and had long had a fantasy about them both pissing all over a young woman. I am not huge on being pissed on unless in the right mood with the right person, so I wasn't that interested in their advances. I earn good money now anyway without having to be peed on and it takes a lot of money to tempt me. But they immediately offered £2ooo! I thought, yeah, wow. Ok, I'll let you guys piss on me for £2k. Trouble is, they wanted to do it at my place in the living room or bedroom. I never let people piss everywhere in my flat. If they want me to piss everywhere in theirs, that's fine. But even I have certain standards regarding my own place.

But they started offering silly money, like money was clearly no object to them. This pricked up my radar. Rich people willing to pay good money for things are worth having as contacts. Anyway, a very lucrative compromise was agreed. They'd pay me £5000 - in cash!! - to piss all over me in my kitchen! The floor there is tiled rather than carpeted so would be easy enough to clean up. Wasn't totally cool with the thought of these pair pissing on my kitchen floor as well as on me, but £5k is £5k. I did stipulate, though, that pissing in my face was not part of the deal. They immediately doubled their offer to £10k if I would let them do that too! Well, that's a lot of money, and it's only piss so what's the big deal. So I said ok.

Well, their chauffeur - yeah they had a fucking chauffeur in a Rolls Royce waiting outside, lol - drove us all back to my place, where I took the couple upstairs into my flat. They opened a briefcase with huge wads of notes inside to prove they had the money. Then we pretty much all got naked, with me laying in the middle of the kitchen floor. The woman then stood astride me and started pissing, her hot yellow piss splashing down with force onto my stomach and breasts. Little droplets were already splashing into my face. It was obvious that she'd been saving this up for a long time and was going to piss loads. In mid flow, she shuffled forward, laughing as her hot piss now splashed directly into my face. I closed my eyes and just felt the hot piss splashing against my face. It was kind of ok actually. By the time she finished, the middle of my kitchen floor was flooded, with me laying in a large yellow puddle.

As soon as she stepped away from me, the guy stepped forward, with his wife grabbing his dick and aiming it for him. He too then did a massively long piss all over me, his wife aiming his spray up and down the entire length of me, but especially in my face. Towards the end his flow slowed down - pretty much because he had a total hard on by then.

They then wanted to have sex on my bed with me standing over them and pissing on them as they screwed. Well that wasn't part of the deal, and no way was I going to piss on my own bed. Well, that was until they offered me another £8k in cash. £8k can be pretty persuasive. And I thought to myself that I could easily afford to buy a brand new mattress and bed plus new sheets by using only a fraction of that £8k. And I could always sleep on the sofa until I'd sorted it. So I agreed.

We went into my bedroom where they were soon fucking on my bed. I got up and stood astride them and started pissing right there. I fucking pissed all over them as they screwed, soaking my own bedsheets and ruining my mattress in the process. They carried on screwing on that pissy bed until they orgasmed, themselves covered in my piss.

Well they then showered and dressed and paid me my money - a total of £18k in cash. Never before had I made so much so easily. I gave them my contact details. Punters who pay that kind of money are the kind of people you want to be able to easily contact you.

I think I might use some of that money for a fun party somewhere sometime. My birthday next week, and I can afford something special now.

[steve25805 126,023]

February 24th 1992

My new mattress is finally arriving tomorrow. Have been having to sleep on my sofa.

Last might I hooked up with these two guys. One chatted up this girl who was hanging around with us whilst the other latched onto me. We all had a laugh and a joke together and somehow I ended up telling them about my pissed on mattress and how I was waiting for a new one to arrive. Of course, I never told them how it really got that way, but just made up some bullshit about getting drunk and wetting the bed in my sleep. As we had more to drink, at one point we were laughing about how some people liked pissing on things when they were drunk.

Anyway, I invited them back to my place - they'd have to crash out on the floor - and we all arrived in need of a pee. I jokingly suggested that we all just go and pee on my mattress for a laugh. And we did!

The mattress was bare, all sheets having been removed to be washed, as the two guys stood there with their dicks out, pissing all over it. The girl thought this was hilarious. Once they'd finished, she and I both got up onto the bad and crouched down. And both of us pissed all over that mattress too. Was fun.

This morning after they'd gone, I checked under the mattress to make sure our piss hadn't soaked completely through onto the carpet underneath but - incredibly - the underside of the mattress was still dry. Seems to be a very absorbent mattress.

So a couple of times today - instead of going to the toilet - I've just peed on my mattress again. It was just so much more fun. After my second piss the underside finally started to feel slightly damp, though - so that's it for me pissing on my mattress now. I guess I will have to go back to using the toilet like normal people, lol.

[steve25805 126,023]

February 26th 1992

Went out drinking last night and hooked up with this guy. We got chatting and ended up talking about extreme porn we'd seen and laughing about it. Well, the subject of pissing porn came up and I told him about films I'd seen where girls piss all over the carpets and shit like that. Didn't tell him that I'd done that kind of stuff on video, of course, lol. And I could tell he was into it too as he told me a couple of tales of drunk girls he knew pissing on someone's carpet at parties and admitting that it turned him on. I ended up - without giving the full details - telling him about times I'd peed on people's floors and carpets for fun, and about pissing on pub carpets under the table. He was well into this by now, so I realised I'd lucked in by picking up a piss freak.

Anyway, he wanted me to do it right there in the pub - and I thought it wuld be great fun so why not? We sat in a corner at this table with me on the inside so that he mostly shielded me from view. There I lowered my jeans and knickers and sat forward on the front edge of the seat, my pussy ready to spray the carpet. And I pissed right there on the carpet under the table, fucking flooding the place. He was well turned on.

Well we ended up going back to his place where he suggested we just piss on his kitchen floor. As soon as we got there we took our clothes off and stood in the middle of the kitchen just pissing everwhere. I was standing with my hands on my hips and legs parted, swinging my hips from side to side as I pissed all over the tiled floor. He was stood a few feet away waving his dick around and pissing all over the floor too. We fucking flooded the place, lol.

And we spent all night doing it! Whenever we needed to go, we just did it in his kitchen - and not just on the floor either. One time I held his dick while he peed against the kitchen wall. Another time I got up and squatted on his kitchen table and pissed all over it. By the time I finished doing that it was kind of funny to hear my piss flowing off the edge and splashing onto the floor. We both thought it funny to piss all over his dishes in the sink, too.

We finally had sex and then crashed out.

When I got up this morning - he was still sleeping - and needing a pee I strode into the kitchen. Floor and table were totally covered in piss, and I mean every inch. My bare feet were wet just standing in piss. Anyway I popped a squat right there and pissed on the floor again before leaving.

Was a fun night.

[steve25805 126,023]

March 1st 1992

Birthday yesterday, but wasn't too much in the mood for celebrating. Because the fucking court summons for that pissing in public thing arrived. Great birthday present that was! Court date in two weeks. At least the resisting arrest charge appears to have been dropped, but still getting done for urinating in public, indecency, and drunk and disorderly.

Anyway, I went out with Fiona and Clare - I told Fiona not to tell Clare about the full details of the pissing porn we'd been involved with together. And we basically got shit-faced. At some point, we started talking about golden showers and how much fun it was to piss all over guys. Both Fiona and I admitted we'd done that, before. Clare said she'd peed on Mike before but never done it to anyone else. Well, I ended up suggesting paying some guy to let us pee on him. Clare laughed. I offered to front the money - claiming that I'd come into quite a bit lately, didn't tell her how I'd been making it all, lol.

I'll cut to the chase. Using one of Fiona's contacts we hired this guy to let us go to his place and piss on him in his living room. The location cost us a lot more, as did my private insistence that he let us pee in his mouth. I never told Clare how much I paid him - £4500 - but we ended up back at his place where he laid naked on the middle of his front room carpet, after which we each took turns squatting over his face and pissing in his mouth. Clare giggled as she did it, "I can't believe I'm just pissing in this guy's mouth." Fiona and I just laughed at this. The carpet underneath him was soaked in pee. We then got Clare to hold the guy's massive dick as he pissed on Fiona who had herself laid on the carpet. Clare then - spontaneously - gave him a blowjob.

I felt no more pangs of guilt about occasionally shagging her boyfriend when she wasn't around, and doing stuff like pissing on their kitchen floor in front of her boyfriend. Because I'd just seen her with another guy's dick in her mouth, lol.

Anyway, I suppose the day ended up being fun in the end.