Pissing on Bugs

[Serpent 28]

On 12/13/2024 at 1:49 PM, udai said:

This topic reminding me about 10 years ago here in Brazil. Here, on hot summer nights there are a lot of snails, slugs etc around the gardens. They are a plague.

I was hanging with my GF. We had a lot of beers and another beverages on the club and we are driving back to my house. It was a little bit far.

We was almost arriving at home and she started to complain about how much she was desperate to pee. I said "Dont hurry, we are almost there, and i gotta go also".

Well about 10 min later, we got home, I parked the car, closed the front gate and she said: "Babe, I can't wait to go inside, I'll pee into the garden! I really gotta go!" (the garden it was like 3 meters from the parking).

I followed your hurried steps. We were on the edge of the garden and she noticed a huge snail on the ground right in front of us "hey look at this".

So she lifted her skirt, pulled the panties aside and a strong stream started to come out. I still remember she aiming her pee stream at that thing and with a saccharistic laugh saying "sorry, bro ahhaha".

At this point I just took my dick out of my pants and joined her. We both peed on it simultaneously for about a minute hahahaha, can you guys imagine the amount of piss from a desperate drunk couple? So...

I remember the snail shranking into its shell in an attempt to protect itself as our urine was hitting it hard, but this didn't help at all because a huge, deep and foamy puddle was forming around it. 

Next day I went to the same spot on the garden and the snail wasn't there. I hope he told his friends what happened and to stay away from that garden 🤣🤣

Super sexy, badass defending your garden both of you!