Popular Post Great Horned Owl 390 Posted May 19 Popular Post Share Posted May 19 After a frustrating experience with Ms. Birthday Girl aka "Tiny" for her small bladder as written in my last post my MIL and SIL came to the rescue early the next morning with their usual hot pee. I will write about the MIL here as she was the reason I blew a wad of cum in my hand that morning. MIL wakes up after 8 hours of sleep and stumbles to the bathroom adjacent to the master BR where we sleep. MIL is wearing a white sleeveless see through nightie with matching white lacy panties. When without makeup and a shower she looks stunning. Her long wavy brown hair with blonde highlights and her nice wide hips along with her dark nipples pushing through her tops drive me nuts. This is even before she let's a drop of pee in the toilet bowl. As usual she holds her urine all night so she is bursting by morning. This morning she stumbled to the toilet and quickly pulled those panties down and even before her butt hit the seat she started a moderate hiss with urine quietly hitting the porcelain followed by a loud "ahh". This lasted 15 seconds before her hiss stopped and she started her light to moderate tinkling flow into the water. She sounds really nice when she does this as she arches her back puts her arms behind her head and thrusts her chest forward where her dark firm nipples and cosmetically enhanced boobs stick out along with her cleanly shaved armpits. A huge turn on for me. I already am gently stroking my cock and things are getting really hard really fast. I don't want to explode while she is draining out so I back off a bit. Wife is sleeping through all of this with her own full bladder I presume. MIL is still draining out nicely after a minute, all in the bowl with her tinkling flow. It is at one minute 35 seconds she slows down to lightly tinkling. I am expecting her to stop but she doesn't!! Her faucet is broken which is quite common for her and can't stop. Tinkling without a break lasts another 55 seconds when she finally tapers off to starting and stopping her light tinkle. A total of two minutes and 35 seconds have elapsed at this point. My cock is very hard and ready to explode at any second so I only give an occasional stroke as not to blow up. Waiting for MIL to get off the toilet and go back to bed so I can finish my business. MIL and her leaky faucet has other ideas with her light tinkling. At three minutes she rips a piece of toilet paper off as she gets ready to wipe but she is still lightly tinkling!! She is getting frustrated herself as she tries to push the few remaining drops out. Finally at 3 minutes 43 seconds she just wipes throughly as she is finally done. I am ready to unleash a torrent of cum. As MIL walks toward her bedroom and my SIL walks toward the bathroom I blow up making a total mess of the sheets and drenching the wife as I am shooting off. What a relief. MIL still wearing her scantily clad nightie at breakfast and has another long piss two hours later after coffee. I am still horney! Horney Old Owl 1 5 Link to post
KP-has2P 58 Posted May 19 Share Posted May 19 Wow. I wish you could get a recording of these performances. I wait with bated breath for your post on the SIL's performance. How'd you get so lucky?? 1 Link to post
Great Horned Owl 390 Posted May 19 Author Share Posted May 19 SIL performance was spectacular as well. I will post an account on her morning piss later. 1 Link to post
Brad Wallis 56 Posted May 21 Share Posted May 21 So sexy. And to imagine the SIL had an urgent need and she too must have been listening and waiting for her older counterpart to finish. 1 Link to post
Great Horned Owl 390 Posted May 21 Author Share Posted May 21 Probably was awake when her mom was draining out. The nice thing about these two is that they hold their piss all night so I can sleep. The wife sometimes wakes up in the middle of the night to let out a torrent of piss. She tries to avoid doing this as she knows I will have a rock hard cock when she gets back to bed and will get poked until I can release my cum in or on her. I know, blame those Viagra pills. 1 Link to post
KP-has2P 58 Posted May 21 Share Posted May 21 Are you sure you need Viagra with those ladies in your life? 🙂 Link to post
Great Horned Owl 390 Posted May 21 Author Share Posted May 21 3 hours ago, KP-has2P said: Are you sure you need Viagra with those ladies in your life? 🙂 Yes I do. Having sex 1x per day is not enough. I "shoot" (no pun intended) for 2 or 3x a day. My old Owl cock gets sore. Want a real good hard on each time. Viagra enhances the pleasure. I "goosed" the wife after she had her post work piss pour in the toilet. We did it on the bathroom floor. Still horney though. Link to post
KP-has2P 58 Posted May 22 Share Posted May 22 34 minutes ago, Great Horned Owl said: Yes I do. Having sex 1x per day is not enough. I "shoot" (no pun intended) for 2 or 3x a day. My old Owl cock gets sore. Want a real good hard on each time. Viagra enhances the pleasure. I "goosed" the wife after she had her post work piss pour in the toilet. We did it on the bathroom floor. Still horney though. I’m impressed. Or jealous. Or both. My last time was 2003 and I’m alone now. I was thinking I don’t need someone hot, at this point I’ll take lukewarm. 1 Link to post
Great Horned Owl 390 Posted May 22 Author Share Posted May 22 12 hours ago, KP-has2P said: I’m impressed. Or jealous. Or both. My last time was 2003 and I’m alone now. I was thinking I don’t need someone hot, at this point I’ll take lukewarm. Buddy you mean 2023 and nor 2003? I hope. 21 years is a long time to wait. Jerking only does so much. The real thing is much better. Wishing you success in this realm. If this old decrepit Owl can get a woman and have two other hotties pissing for him so can you. Average guy in terms of looks and wealth. Link to post
KP-has2P 58 Posted May 22 Share Posted May 22 (edited) 22 minutes ago, Great Horned Owl said: Buddy you mean 2023 and nor 2003? I hope. 21 years is a long time to wait. Jerking only does so much. The real thing is much better. Wishing you success in this realm. If this old decrepit Owl can get a woman and have two other hotties pissing for him so can you. Average guy in terms of looks and wealth. Nope, 2003. No kidding and not a typo. Sex is low on my priority list compared to some people. Finding someone just to hang out with is hard for me, finding someone “perfect” is astronomical (my ex was almost perfect for me, but she had other ideas around 2018). Being autistic and socially awkward sucks. Then add a pee kink, even a minor one, just makes it harder. Even if I get desperate enough to join a dating site, I’ll be looking for friendship or a casual relationship rather than “the one.” Edited May 22 by KP-has2P 1 Link to post
Great Horned Owl 390 Posted May 23 Author Share Posted May 23 13 hours ago, KP-has2P said: Nope, 2003. No kidding and not a typo. Sex is low on my priority list compared to some people. Finding someone just to hang out with is hard for me, finding someone “perfect” is astronomical (my ex was almost perfect for me, but she had other ideas around 2018). Being autistic and socially awkward sucks. Then add a pee kink, even a minor one, just makes it harder. Even if I get desperate enough to join a dating site, I’ll be looking for friendship or a casual relationship rather than “the one.” I am sorry to hear. If you want some advice just find a woman that is half way attractive but you share common interests with. My wife and I have a 31 year old age difference and though she is not perfect she is perfect for me. There is no perfect woman or person. We have many similar interests. I see your pee kink issues but I don't call mine a "kink" but rather an "interest". I would broach this carefully and don't do it unless you have been intimate for at least 6 months than do it slowly. I made the mistake by doing it too soon and was shunned. Link to post
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