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Wow.  I wish you could get a recording of these performances.  I wait with bated breath for your post on the SIL's performance.

How'd you get so lucky??

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Probably was awake when her mom was draining out. The nice thing about these two is that they hold their piss all night so I can sleep. The wife sometimes wakes up in the middle of the night to let out a torrent of piss. She tries to avoid doing this as she knows I will have a rock hard cock when she gets back to bed and will get poked until I can release my cum in or on her. I know, blame those Viagra pills.

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3 hours ago, KP-has2P said:

Are you sure you need Viagra with those ladies in your life?  🙂

Yes I do. Having sex 1x per day is not enough. I "shoot" (no pun intended) for 2 or 3x a day. My old Owl cock gets sore. Want a real good hard on each time. Viagra enhances the pleasure. I "goosed" the wife after she had her post work piss pour in the toilet. We did it on the bathroom floor. Still horney though.

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34 minutes ago, Great Horned Owl said:

Yes I do. Having sex 1x per day is not enough. I "shoot" (no pun intended) for 2 or 3x a day. My old Owl cock gets sore. Want a real good hard on each time. Viagra enhances the pleasure. I "goosed" the wife after she had her post work piss pour in the toilet. We did it on the bathroom floor. Still horney though.

I’m impressed. Or jealous. Or both.  My last time was 2003 and I’m alone now.  I was thinking I don’t need someone hot, at this point I’ll take lukewarm.

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12 hours ago, KP-has2P said:

I’m impressed. Or jealous. Or both.  My last time was 2003 and I’m alone now.  I was thinking I don’t need someone hot, at this point I’ll take lukewarm.

Buddy you mean 2023 and nor 2003? I hope. 21 years is a long time to wait. Jerking only does so much. The real thing is much better. Wishing you success in this realm. If this old decrepit Owl can get a woman and have two other hotties pissing for him so can you. Average guy in terms of looks and wealth.

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22 minutes ago, Great Horned Owl said:

Buddy you mean 2023 and nor 2003? I hope. 21 years is a long time to wait. Jerking only does so much. The real thing is much better. Wishing you success in this realm. If this old decrepit Owl can get a woman and have two other hotties pissing for him so can you. Average guy in terms of looks and wealth.

Nope, 2003.  No kidding and not a typo.  Sex is low on my priority list compared to some people.  Finding someone just to hang out with is hard for me, finding someone “perfect” is astronomical (my ex was almost perfect for me, but she had other ideas around 2018).  Being autistic and socially awkward sucks.  Then add a pee kink, even a minor one, just makes it harder.

Even if I get desperate enough to join a dating site, I’ll be looking for friendship or a casual relationship rather than “the one.”

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13 hours ago, KP-has2P said:

Nope, 2003.  No kidding and not a typo.  Sex is low on my priority list compared to some people.  Finding someone just to hang out with is hard for me, finding someone “perfect” is astronomical (my ex was almost perfect for me, but she had other ideas around 2018).  Being autistic and socially awkward sucks.  Then add a pee kink, even a minor one, just makes it harder.

Even if I get desperate enough to join a dating site, I’ll be looking for friendship or a casual relationship rather than “the one.”

I am sorry to hear. If you want some advice just find a woman that is half way attractive but you share common interests with. My wife and I have a 31 year old age difference and though she is not perfect she is perfect for me. There is no perfect woman or person. We have many similar interests. I see your pee kink issues but I don't call mine a "kink" but rather an "interest". I would broach this carefully and don't do it unless you have been intimate for at least 6 months than do it slowly. I made the mistake by doing it too soon and was shunned.

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