Peeing on sloping ground

[igelkott 97]

This took place quite a few years ago.

I was out one evening and had had a few drinks. I was a bit hungry for a hamburger but also quite in need of a pee. Luckily, I was close to a hamburger stand.

There was a small queue at the stand so I decided to pee first. I noticed that you could sneak in behind the stand so I thought I could relieve myself there. I went in behind the stand and started peeing against the back wall.

As I stood spraying the wall I heard laughing women's voices. Suddenly, three young girls appeared behind the kiosk where I was standing - all obviously in need of a pee. They wondered if it was okay if they also peed there - yes, of course I said. They sat down next to me where I was standing, one girl on my left side and the others on my right side. If I remember correctly, they all crouched with their backs to the hamburger stand. All three of them started to pee directly but I felt that I was almost done. 

I stood there for a while and enjoyed the company and glanced at the girls' powerful streams that now began to form puddles on the tarmac and flow under the hamburger stand. However, I felt that I should leave so I said bye-bye and thanks for the company. I went back to the front of the stand and stood in line to buy a burger.

After a minute or so, I noticed that people in front of me in the queue started to move in different directions. When I looked down at the ground, I saw the explanation: two trickles of pee had found their way under the hamburger stand so people had to move to avoid stepping in the pee. Soon after, the three girls emerged from the back of the stand while buttoning their jeans. Everyone in the queue looked at them and at the trickles that had formed in front of the kiosk.

The young girls maybe blushed a little, but they didn't seem to regret their pee break behind the stand. Neither I nor the girls had thought about the fact that the ground under the hamburger stand was sloping when we went to pee. So be it!

Does anyone else have a similar memory?