The Straight Line Mission

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This is a story that I've written about a 'straight line mission', a challenge that has been popularised by a number of creators on YouTube over the past few years in which one must cross a country, state, province or territory in as straight a line as possible. Contains mainly female outdoor peeing with some female wetting and a small amount of male outdoor peeing. 

 

After being inspired by various outdoorsy content creators online, Ellie and Toni were determined to become the first women to cross Wales in as straight a line as possible, what has become known popularly as a ‘straight line mission’. They were filming this for their new YouTube channel and really hoped that this mission would get them the recognition that they needed to make progress on the platform. Joining them to support the mission was Ellie’s brother, Luke who would drive his van containing supplies and space for the three of them to sleep in, in order to avoid the need to wild camp. The mission started somewhere in Shropshire on the English-Welsh border and as long as everything went to plan, they would arrive on the coast of West Wales within four days. During this mission the three of them would need to pee outside many times in various locations and in this story I have documented some of the most notable outdoor pees from this mission.

 

The mission started on a chilly February morning in a lay-by on a country lane right in front of a gate that happened to be almost directly on the Welsh border. Once Ellie and Toni were ready, they started filming themselves, introducing the mission to the camera and promptly set off.

“Good luck, then all being well I’ll see you in lay-by number two this evening”, Luke smiled as the two women headed for the gate.

“Thanks Luke, hopefully we’ll make it that far”, Ellie chuckled.

The field was on quite a steep slope, so to start with they would need to briskly walk uphill before they reached the first hedge that they would need to climb. As they neared the hedge, Toni looked back down towards the gate, next to which Luke was now standing and pissing a thick stream onto a tree.

“Looks like someone was a bit desperate”, Toni laughed as they prepared to climb the hedge.

“Haha, yes, I thought he was a bit fidgety before we set off. Anyway, I’m sure we’ll be weeing in plenty of exotic places over the next few days!”, Ellie replied.

“Actually, I’m already getting pretty desperate for a wee myself, I have a habit of drinking quite a lot of water each morning. I think I’ll squat on the other side of this hedge once we get over it”, Toni smiled.

They both struggled over the thick hedgerow, throwing their rucksacks over first before clambering over and dropping down on the other side. Thankfully for Toni, whilst the next field was exposed there was clearly nobody around for miles so she did not hesitate to pop a squat right there on the line.

Whilst Ellie waited, looking ahead, Toni unbuttoned and pulled down her khaki trousers and knickers and squatted down. She relaxed and started peeing a thick stream into the grass below, creating a splattering noise that was audible to Ellie.

"Sounds like you needed that" Ellie laughed.

"Yes, there’s nothing like a good nature piss to start a straight line mission! I hereby christen our mission across Wales!", Toni joked.

They both laughed as Toni’s stream started to die down, leaving behind a small puddle on the ground. Before pulling up her trousers and underwear she bounced up and down in order to drip dry.

"Do you fancy christening this mission Ellie?" Toni chuckled as she stood back up.

"I would but I don’t need to go right now unfortunately. Anyway, let’s get on, we have a lot of ground to cover today", Ellie replied as they started following the invisible straight line towards the next field.

 

On that evening, after a successful day of clambering over hedgerows, fences and farmyards, Ellie and Toni reached what was probably their most difficult obstacle so far; a dense evergreen forest containing sharp and rough branches that made walking through it almost impossible. Neither of them had peed in about three hours and due to how slow paced this section was, they were not sweating as much and their bladders were starting to get quite full. 

"Ouch!", Ellie shrieked as a sharp branch hit her in the face, almost knocking off her head torch.

"Are you okay?", Toni asked as she was careful to avoid the branches.

"Yes, I think it was just a scratch. I do really need a wee though", Ellie responded with a tired expression.

"Same, I was going to wait until we met Luke at the lay- by but I think we might be better off going now given our rate of progress through this forest", Toni suggested.

"It is a bit dark in here so I was going to wait until we were out the other side but I suppose we’re at least guaranteed privacy if we pop squats here", Ellie replied.

The two of them moved into a gap between the branches that was big enough to comfortably fit both of them and laid down their backpacks on the ground.

They then both started unbuckling and lowering their khaki trousers and underwear, their moderately hairy vaginas being illuminated by each other’s head torch.

They both got into low squats, facing each other and a couple of seconds later, their streams started to hit the ground below, quietly rustling in the silent forest.

Their head torches illuminated a large quantity of steam in the cold evening air as they both relieved themselves.

Toni’s stream died down after about fifteen seconds but Ellie was still in full flow.

"As horrific as this forest is to walk through, that was a pretty good piss", Toni said as she shook off the last few drips.

Toni stood back up and pulled up her trousers as Ellie replied, "Tell me about it, I had actually been quite desperate for a while but I just wanted to get today’s section of the mission done as fast as possible".

"Wow, are you still going?", Toni laughed looking down at her friend still squatting and pissing into the dirt.

"I think I’m nearly done", Ellie smiled as her stream started to die down.

Ellie bounced up and down and redressed herself just as Toni had done and started picking up her backpack. The aroma of fresh pee was quite strong in this gap between the branches after they had emptied their full bladders.

"Come on then, let’s get out of this bloody forest before it gets properly dark", Ellie said as she started parting the branches in front of her.

They eventually found their way out of the forest and it was not long before they reached the lay-by where Luke was waiting for them with supplies, heated food and a place to sleep. The three of them used the neighbouring field as their toilet overnight and first thing the next morning.

 

The next day, Ellie and Toni continued to make good progress over fields and moorland still keeping to the line without deviating more than twenty-five meters. Everything seemed to be going well until they reached a particular field around mid-day. As they climbed over a fence, they heard the rumble of a quad bike approaching them from the field that they had just left, upon which an angry looking Welsh farmer was seated.

"Ladies, get the fuck off my land or I will call the police", The farmer shouted towards them.

"Oh, we’re just walking across in a straight line, we should be off soon, I’m sorry…", Ellie replied nervously.

"No", the farmer interrupted, "you get off my land now, or there will be trouble".

"Run!", Toni snapped and Ellie certainly did not need telling twice.

The two women ran as fast as they could with their backpacks as they heard the farmer shouting after them.

"We need to get out of this field before his quad bike gets in here. It looks like there is a ravine up ahead so it looks like we can hide down there whilst he drives around", Toni panted as they sped across the field.

They both clambered over the fence at the other end of the field and climbed down into a steep ravine between two fields with a stream at the bottom. They cowered down on the narrow and uneven bank of this stream as they could hear the quad bike engine approaching above them. About a minute later, the farmer realised that Ellie and Toni were no longer in this field so he drove into the next one, forcing them to wait at the bottom of the ravine.

"Shit, it sounds like he owns the next field too", Ellie whispered.

"Yeah, I think we just need to wait it out down here in the meantime", Toni responded quietly.

"Would now be a bad time to have a piss?", Ellie asked.

"Yes, please wait until we get out of here, I’m sure that prick will give up searching for us soon", Toni whispered in a slightly annoyed tone.

"But I’m bursting, I’m sorry, I know there’s not much room on this bank but if we don’t get out of here soon I am going to have to have a wee here", Ellie whined.

Five minutes later and the quad bike was still circling around the surrounding fields and showing no sign of moving on.

"Toni, I’m sorry but I’m going to piss myself if I don’t go now", Ellie whispered as she started to unbuckle her trousers.

"Fine, get on with it but don’t get any piss on me!" Toni whispered back.

The bank was so narrow that Ellie and Toni could only just about fit on it together without slipping into the stream. Ellie awkwardly manoeuvred herself so that her arse was hanging over the stream as she got into a high squat position. Her pee started to cascade down into the water below as she let out a sigh of relief. She was still going after about twenty seconds, something that made Toni sincerely hope that farmer was not going to find them in this state. 

"Can you hurry up, I’m sure you don’t want that farmer to have a view of your bare arse", Toni whispered irritably.

"I’m sorry, I can’t stop, I haven’t had a wee since we got up this morning and I’ve drunk far too much water!", Ellie whispered back.

Thankfully, her stream was now dying down and it was not long before she was shaking the last drips off.

She pulled her trousers back up and resumed her position sat next to Ellie on the bank.

"To be fair, that looked like quite an urgent pee!", Toni chuckled quietly.

"Yes, I’m glad I’m not waiting on this dick head farmer in wet knickers!", Ellie smiled back.

It was another twenty-five minutes before the women were sure that the farmer was definitely gone. Relieved that they could now carry on (and in Ellie’s case relieved that her bladder was now empty) they continued across the next field, approaching a small mountain.

 

Two days later, after battling the unpredictable Welsh weather and dealing with some absolutely horrific terrain. Ellie and Toni stood on top of a sand dune, overlooking a wind- swept beach. It was starting to rain, but the two women did not mind as they were about to succeed on their straight line mission across Wales. Their bladders were quite full as they had not stopped to pee all day due to how eager they were to finish the mission. 

They both dropped their bags, removed their shoes and socks and ran across the beach with their handheld camera, filming the historic moment as they became the first women to walk across Wales in a straight line.

"Yeeessss!", Ellie cheered as she stepped in the shallowest part of the sea and started dancing around.

"We’ve done it!", Toni shouted as she pulled Ellie into an embrace.

As she embraced Ellie, they both fell down, splashing in the shallow sea water.

"Fuck, that’s cold", Ellie screamed as she and Toni jumped back up.

"S-sorry, it’s a good job this camera’s waterproof", Toni shivered.

"Don’t worry, we’ll be able to get changed out of these clothes in a few minutes when Luke shows up", Ellie chuckled.

"I do really need a piss, so I think I’ll quickly go in the dunes", Toni said.

"I’m bursting too but we’re both soaking now so we might as well just piss ourselves!", Ellie laughed.

Toni thought she was joking but then she noticed that Ellie had sighed as she stood still on the beach. A couple of seconds later, she saw that pee had started dripping and pouring out of Ellie’s trousers.

"Oh you actually meant it", Toni laughed.

"Yes, this is so warming, fuck me I was desperate! Go on, you might as well piss yourself too, it’s not like there’s many other times when you can do this for fun!", Ellie chuckled.

Toni looked around and saw that there were other people walking further down the beach so squatting was looking to be a risky option.

"OK then, I suppose we’ll be getting changed as soon as we get in the van! I can’t believe I’m doing this!", Toni laughed.

It took Toni a few seconds to start peeing but before long she felt a jet of warm urine hitting the inside of her knickers and warming her legs up.

"There you go!", Ellie cheered as they stood there on the beach peeing into their wet clothing.

"This is actually so nice, I should accidentally fall in the sea more often", Toni joked as her stream died down.

"Haha, yeah, that was certainly satisfying, anyway, let’s find Luke so we can get out of these pissy trousers!", Ellie laughed as they walked up the beach towards the nearest road.

 

Proud that their straight line mission had been a success, Ellie and Toni found Luke’s van and got changed as fast as possible into more comfortable clothing before they headed home. They bagged up their trousers and knickers in order to make sure that Luke would not get a whiff of what they had just done. They set off triumphantly, already itching for their next adventure together.

 

 

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Hope to hear about their next adventure @Apple78