Fictional Experiences Thread

[Brutus 2,206]

I wanted to come up with a way to throw down a lot of fictional ideas that (hopefully) read like real experiences. So I just made a fictional experiences thread kind of like a reddit style format. Some of these are inspired by true events that almost happened as written. I hope the user names I came up with aren't actually used by anyone on the forum. The reply links are also fake by the way.

 

Experiences

 

Urine2Deep posted Topic:

Give a short summary of your hottest pee tales or sightings!!

 

Nick91 replied:

During the lockdowns, me and my boss were getting used to working remote and online Teams meetings. Mid 40s Italian, curvy body. She'd been given a new laptop that had a different button layout on the f keys than she was used to. On a call she thought her mic was muted, but only muted her speakers and the mic was still hot as she went into her bathroom. It was close to where she'd been working, even the door squeak and toilet lid tapping the tank was easily audible. I didn't hear the door close, which makes sense she was home alone. Then she peed, damn what a strong stream, sounded like food cooking on a skillet, a loud ass sizzle of a hiss. I turned my headset up to hear better, and could hear changes in pressure and her sighs throughout. Must've been close to a minute of this, it was unbelievable, her capacity. She flushed and came back to her laptop, clueless she wasn't muted and I never told her. This happened a few more times and she always peed the same hard hissing stream. Things got interesting when I heard her saying some nasty things about me to her husband one day. Still thinking she was muted, she joked with him about being on the call with “the fucking dumbass contract guy” as she described me. Glad I never told her I heard every detail of her peeing.

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Cuddles_Of_Heather replied:

My husband and I were helping our son move into his apartment for college last year. His roommate, cute young guy, was flirty in that young boyish way. Hubby noticed and encouraged me to tease him a little, since I'm a bit of an exhibitionist and we both enjoy other guys trying to peak at me. I look younger than my age, and we train hard at the gym 4 days a week. So as I helped bring things in, I sat on a chair and scooted to the edge with my legs slightly open as I unpacked a box. When he passed through I could feel his eyes looking up my rather short denim skirt. The front of my thong had slid to the side a while before and I have labia piercings so he got to see way more than he had any right to! That had him for sure, he got very talkative all the sudden. Then before we left, I asked to use the bathroom. Timing was perfect since my son was outside on the porch with his dad. I left the door cracked a bit, pretending I didn't notice, sat down and had a nice long pee. It was noisy as always, with an airy hiss that carries quite far. I really pushed it hard to make it even noisier, maybe a little too hard because a quick fart escaped too, I'm often gassy without knowing. Wiped myself and flushed, but it was a slow flush that you had to hold the handle to get the water fully moving. When I noticed the water was still yellow and swirling around with my tissue, I didn't bother flushing again and left it half flushed, pretending to not notice, same as with the door. I came out, roommate was in the living room area on the sofa, which was certainly close enough for him to hear my loud piss. I wished him well while giving him a hug, not full body but my chest was definitely pressed into him, pretty sure I saw a bit of bulge in his pants. I think he liked what he heard as much as what he saw. Hubby and I had a good laugh about it on the way home! Can imagine his face when he saw my pee still in the toilet.

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Freddie-Sauce replied:

My next-door neighbor, older man in his 80s pays a guy to mow his lawn every year. This year sometimes he had a woman with him and they get it done in half the time. They look to be around 40. I assume she's his girlfriend/wife and she's very hot, taller, maybe 5'9'' and built really nice, sturdy with wide hips. Brown hair and usually wears a tank top and tiny athletic shorts that make her ass look divine. I find myself peaking through my curtains at her every time she's there. Earlier this year toward the end of July, she showed up alone and did the yard herself, and it's a big yard. One thing they always do is go through his 2 car garage to the alley on the other side and use a trimmer on the weeds. I just happened to be looking as she went in but for some reason she closed the door behind her, which seemed a bit odd. A minute or so later, she comes back out and loads her mower into the truck and leaves. I thought it seemed quick for having trimmed the weeds in the alley, so after she drove off, I took a walk through his yard toward the garage, which was fine with him, as I'd helped out in the past. I go in the garage, open the big door on the other end, and she clearly hadn't touched the weeds. I was wondering what was she doing in there then, and started looking around thinking she stole something. Then I smelled something foul. Walked to left and on the far side of his old Cadillac, there was a massive puddle of piss about 5 or 6 feet around, and had trailed off running into the tire and along the wall nearly the entire length. There was thick foam and the volume was amazing, looked like a liter of soda had been dumped. And the fucking smell was nauseating...wow. It was super hot that day and her piss was already baking and putrefying in the heat. Still, I found it arousing and just stared at it for a while, imagining her in a squat and how thick the stream must've been to leave a mess that big in under a minute. Then I realized there was no tissue laying around so her underwear or shorts were nicely soiled as she left. Coming back out, I looked at the yard and noticed she didn't trim along the fence either. It was a deliberate lazy job. She obviously had no respect for the old man's property. I hate to admit I didn't tell him, because I wanted to see if she'd do it again. Never happened again at least this year. We'll see come spring...

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Lotus335 replied:

I was recently helping a friend build a gaming PC. I'm at this house and we're laying the parts out, when his fiancé came back from the store. Funny thing is she's a 5'11'' amazon beauty, mixed race with thick black hair down to her mid back, and very curvy. He's a scrawny 5'7'' pale white guy with a man bun, so an odd pair but they enjoy the looks they get in public and they're happily engaged with plans to have kids. She had on tight leggings with sandals, and with her shape and height it's almost too much sexy...She asked if he could get the stuff from the car because she had to pee. I've only been around her a few times, and hadn't had the chance to hear her pee before, though I really wanted to. He went out to the car and she hustled upstairs to the bathroom. I could hear her heavy footsteps above. I kept working, and didn't believe it at first, but sensed a faint hiss off in the distance and I thought no way, I'm hearing what I think that is. The bathroom is all the way at the end of the hall on the second floor, past three bedrooms. I got super excited and headed closer to the kitchen where the stairs were and sure enough, it was her pissing, that fucking hard. Felt like hearing some demigoddess from Norse mythology or something. Being heard that far away and through a door is insane. It went through stages, like she'd burst hard for a few seconds, then it would fade, then get loud again. Could barely contain myself. My friend came back in with bags, and set them on the kitchen table. I just grabbed a soda from the fridge to cover my perving on his girlfriend. He went back out to get the rest, and she was still going, nearly a minute by then. The hissing finally stopped and I heard the door open, with the faint sound of the toilet finishing its flush. She exhaled with a loud sigh on the way to the stairs. I went back to the living room with an erection that luckily neither of them noticed. A few minutes later, I couldn't resist and went to use the bathroom while I had him sorting out the case parts and she was on the sofa with her phone. Even with a few minutes having passed, there was this lingering earthly pussy aroma above the toilet that was the most arousing womanly scent I'd encountered. A few hours later after the PC was built and we were installing Windows, I still felt aroused.

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Armand_Hammer replied:

I used to live with a roommate a while back, mid 20s, big chested blonde, super hot and out of her damn mind as I found out too late. She drank, had mood swings and could barely keep a job. A few months in, she got a new boyfriend she'd bring over several times a week and they'd have loud sex in her room, sometimes when I was trying to sleep for work. I confronted them about the noise and it got ugly, as in dude pulled a knife and threatened me, ugly. I started looking for a new place to live and in the meantime put a hidden cam in my room just in case either of them got any ideas to mess with my stuff. I didn't catch anything the first few weeks after installing, but its motion detection didn't always work either. Then when I had to go have a minor surgery, I was in the recovery room and my phone got an alert that the camera had detected something. I opened the app and watched live and saw her and her boyfriend come into my room and have sex on my bed. My blood was burning but I have to admit seeing her sexy ass riding him was hot, she really fucks like hot crazy women usually do. The camera was directly across from the foot of my bed hidden under my monitor stand so the view was perfect. After they finished, he left and she'd put her top back on, still naked from the waist down when she stood on my bed with her legs spread and pissed on my sheets and pillows. I couldn't fucking believe it. She was rotating her hips sideways to soak as much as possible. It was a huge messy gush that sprayed her legs as much as my bed. Then the bitch squatted down and wiped her pussy and ass on my sheet before she climbed down. She did her best to make the wrinkles and everything look as before they came in. When I got home the next day, her ability to act completely normal was unreal, she was a natural liar. I could barely contain my rage but managed to. Since I'm not the owner of the property and didn't ask the landlord, the legality of my footage was uncertain and I didn't want to get mixed up with an attorney, so I didn't confront her with it and just moved back in with my parents until the lease was up.

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LovelyLady-_-Drips replied:

My husband and I have visited his parents out of state since we were dating, which I love because they're great. Before leaving we used to stop at his cousin's house in the next town. It was small, poorly kept and in obvious need of repair. I hated being in that house. On top of that he was a loser, definitely not the type of person I'd normally be around. On one of our summer visits to the parents, we had coffee. I used their bathroom before we left but while at the cousin's place I had to pee again. I asked to use his bathroom and once I went up to the second floor...got to the bathroom door but before going in, I looked over at the small room just past it. The door was open. There was a TV, videogame system, and a futon opened in its bed form but there were clothes and shoes littered all over the room. They were on the floor, all across the futon, shoe boxes piled up in the corner waist high. And the dust...thick clumps of dust that seemed impossible. After looking at this disaster of a room, I thought I'd just piss in there. I climbed up on the futon in heels, lifted my dress, slipped my little thong down to my knees and let out a nice thick stream on the heap of clothes under me. When they were soaked I turned left a bit, bent over deeper and sprayed my stream on the curtains and wall behind me. It was coming out really hard by then and making a pretty loud hiss and splatter sound against the wall. It felt so good I didn't even try to tame it and just let it spray. I still had more and didn't want those shoe boxes to feel dry so I rotated further to the left and let it rain down on them. I got spooked a bit by his cat. I guess she heard the noise and was curious. I smiled at her and let go again while she watched my thick stream shooting across all over the boxes until I was done. This whole time, I could hear the guys down in the living room chatting away so I knew it was clear while I climbed down and picked up a sock to wipe with. Might've wiped a few extra times since I was aroused, lol. A quick inspection revealed that I overshot the boxes a bit and got some splash on the TV stand behind them. Damn it was such a rush, love when I get to do some real disrespectful pissing like that. I stopped in the bathroom for a sec and flushed the toilet just to sell authenticity in case he might notice if I didn't. We left soon after. Luckily that was the last time we visited the cousin's house, I was pregnant the next time around and my husband learned not to argue with pregnant me.

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Edited December 4, 2023 by Brutus

[miniskirtpisser 411]

I love it! They are all so sexy and feels like a Reddit thread. I hope we get to read “page 2” from the thread.