Girls pissy night in, part1

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My name is Gina and along with my three best friends, Anabel, Sara, and Kate we were enjoying a girls  night in at Anabel's place. She has wealthy parents - what do you expect with a posh name like Anabel? - and they had bought her the house. We have all known each other since uni days but are all in our early 30s now.

Anyway, we were all sitting together in her spacious living room on armchairs or the sofa, drinking wine and having a laugh and gradually getting ever more tipsy. All of us were single at that moment but we all had the battle scars from previous relationships with past boyfriends. We were currently laughing at the various foibles of some of them, laughing at each other's amusing anecdotes. And as the wine flowed we were soon laughing at some of their more unusual  behaviours. Anabel told us about one guy she was seeing who came came in blind drunk one night and seemed to have mistaken her wardrobe for the toilet, because she awoke to the sight and sound of him pissing in it. She wasn't pleased. 

Sara laughed, "What is it about drunk guys and pissing? You often hear stories like that. And when the pubs kick out you see guys all over the place pissing against the nearest wall. You never see girls doing that."

I laughingly pointed out that it is a lot more problematic for girls to piss against walls.

Sara laughed, "I didn't actually mean literally pissing against walls. But you never see them squatting down anywhere in public or very rarely. But guys seem to think nothing of pissing anywhere and everywhere after a few drinks, like they have some sort of thing about marking their territory."

Anabel laughed, "Maybe they are just more primitive than us."

I pointed out that I did once see two middle aged drunk women outside a pub squatting and peeing on the pavement in broad daylight, laughing as they waved at the passing traffic. But conceded that yes guys seemed to do that kind of thing more often.

Anabel laughed, "Some guys do seem to have a thing about peeing. Remember Dave from uni who I was dating? When we were making our way back to his place  a bit drunk and I had to pee, he used to come into the quiet back lane or wherever with me just to watch me pissing."

Sara said, "Yeah I was seeing a guy who liked watching me piss. He used to get me to do it in the shower cubicle at his place."

Anabel chuckled at this and said ,"You used to squat down in his shower cubicle so he could watch you pissing there?"

"Yeah pretty much and it rinsed away easy enough afterwards. And he liked it - and I had to go anyway - so I thought, why not?"

Then she confided, "Sometimes he used to get me to hold his dick while he pissed in the sink."

We all laughed at that. Sara said that she liked the way his dick always went hard when he was doing it, which in our increasing tipsiness seemed funny but we kind of understood the attractions of that. 

With the flowing wine, Kate then told us something that took it to another level.

"Remember my boyfriend Mike?"

We did.

"When we had been out drinking, he used to want me to pee on him in the bath."

We all responded with comments like "Oh my fucking God." But such a sudden confession seemed hilarious and a little erotic too, I began to realise.

Sara asked, "Did you actually do it?"

"Well I needed to go and you know how it is after a few drinks. Anything goes sometimes."

Sara asked, "So let me get this straight. You used to pee all over a guy for fun when you were drunk?"

We all thought that notion was hilarious and were indeed by now having a good laugh.

Kate admitted, "Well actually after a few drinks it is rather fun to just kind of piss all over someone."

Then she said, "And you know what? He used to like pissing on my ass as well"

Anabel's mouth dropped open at such a revelation. "You mean you used to let him piss on you?"

"Only my ass. It felt kind of nice as it hit my cheeks and flowed between them over my asshole. It was very warm."

After such confessions, Anabel dropped a confession of her own. "Guess what? A few times after some serious drinking, I peed on my bedroom carpet on purpose."

We all laughed at this revelation. But asked her why she would do such a thing. 

"Well you know you kind of get told when you are growing up that peeing anywhere other than the proper place is bad and disgusting? Well it is rather fun sometimes just to ignore all that and be naughty. The ultimate fuck you to all proper behaviour. And, as a grown woman old enough to know better, to deliberately piss on the carpet instead of going to the toilet. It is just so bad! And thats why its fun. And when you are drunk you dont really care anyway."

At this point I decided to share an anecdote from my younger days, something I had told no one before. It was the time I walked into my mums bedroom to talk to her about something only to be confronted by the spectacle of her squatting with her skirt pulled up in the corner of her bedroom, pissing on the carpet. And she hadnt reacted well to being discovered. She shouted at me to get the fuck out and never to enter her bedroom again without knocking and had a full on mini rant. So intent was she on expressing her anger that it didnt seen to cross her mind to actually stop pissing. She was still going when I left the room.

A little bit later she apologised for shouting at me. I had just surprised her in an embarrassing moment. She explained that she was so desperate at the time that she knew she would never make it to the loo without wetting herself, so had to piss on the floor to avoid that. I accepted that and we never spoke of it again because that was the least embarrassing option for both of us. But even back then I was not stupid. I knew she could easily have gone to the loo before it got that bad and why wouldn't she have? And I also remember the grin of pleasure on her face in the split second before she registered my presence. So ever since then, I have lived with the secret knowledge that my mother used to piss on her  own bedroom carpet just for fun. I always wondered what dad thought about this but we never discussed it.

Anabel asked, "After seeing that, were you ever tempted to piss on the carpet yourself? I mean in your own room, not hers?"

"To be honest I thought about doing it a few times but was afraid my dad would go nuts if he found out."

Kate laughed. "Well it doesnt seem like he had a problem with your mum doing it. He probably watched her. A lot of guys do seem to enjoy watching women pee."

"Or getting peed on by them in the case of your boyfriend Mike", I laughed,

We all found this funny.

Anabel said to me, "You really should try pissing on the carpet sometime. It really is just so bad which is why it is such fun."

I explained that unlike her house, my home was a rented flat. None of the fixtures and fittings, including the carpets, belonged to me and I couldnt afford to get evicted without getting my deposit back.

Anabel then explained that here in her house the carpets and anything else in it belonged to her. So if anyone pissed on her carpets, it didnt actually matter. Daddy would buy her new ones at any time she wanted him to anyway.

Sara laughingly asked, " Are you seriously suggesting that we all go upstairs and actually piss on your bedroom carpet?"

Anabel grinned. "Why even bother going upstairs? There is a perfectly good carpet right here in the living room."

We all kind of asked incredulously if she was serious. And she said "Why not? It will be fun. And everyone must need a pee by now. I know I do."

And we all did indeed need to go by now, as Anabel stood up, already starting to unfasten her jeans with a naughty grin.....

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To be continued...

 

Edited September 27, 2023 by steve25805