Weird Kid Stories

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When you were a kid, did you ever know any degenerate kids (maybe within your own family even) who would just make up dirty stories and claim they were true? In my case it was the two older boys who lived down the street.

When they were around 8 and 9, and I was about 6, they told me they had a family friend with "a weiner that goes down to his feet." And when he peed, it took so long to empty his bladder that he would sit outside the bathroom and read a book while his member dangled into the toilet. If he was in public, he had no choice but to drop into the bottom of the bowl like an anchor and watch it slowly fill to the top as he released.

I believed that story for years. And any time they had company I would inspect the ankles of the male guests to see if there was a bulge in their sock.