Garden party

[Tony_puddle 94]

A few years ago I was at a garden party. Actually, it was an allotment, so the garden was not adjacent to a house - so there was no toilet. For the men and for me this was no problem, there were enough bushes. These bushes were used very often, because a lot of alcohol was drunk. The women always looked for a dark corner behind the bushes. Fortunately for them, it was actually pitch black. Once I was just peeing I heard giggling behind the bush. Two girls apparently also had to go straight behind the bushes. After my stream dried up I heard a splash and hiss on the other side. The two women were talking like this:

A: How much do you piss, that's a madness.
B: Was so urgent...
A: Watch your shoes!
B: Shit, it was only a matter of time before I pissed myself. Hey, do you have something to wipe?
A: Yes wait. 
B: Thanks. Do you think I can just throw it here? It's rotting anyway.
A: I did it all the time before!

Then I quietly left the bushes.... 

[Carb0nBased 558]

16 hours ago, Tony_puddle said:

A: How much do you piss, that's a madness.

So this is actually a common Brit thing to say? I know the phrase "it's a madness" from Ally Law and his urban adventures, but I thought it might have just been something he and "his boys" came up with...

[Tony_puddle 94]

9 minutes ago, Carb0nBased said:

So this is actually a common Brit thing to say? I know the phrase "it's a madness" from Ally Law and his urban adventures, but I thought it might have just been something he and "his boys" came up with...

Actually this is just a translation to English! Maybe, "that's crazy" would be a better translation 🙂