Yew bush urinal.

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I was outside with an ice fishing buddy drinking beers in his back yard.  Eventually my bladder was full of beer needing recycling, and I didn't want to track into his house and take my boots off to piss.  There was a row of yew bushes in his back yard.  (If you don't know, they are a type of evergreen bush with short, soft needles).  I went over to a row of yew bushes, faced against them closely, and pulled my cock out.  I pissed directly ahead into an opening in the bush, hard and a long time, but it was nearly silent and no puddle developed.  The yew bushes were a great urinal - Blocked the view of others, no mess, and nearly silent.

My buddy was laughing afterward and said, "Great urinal, aye?".  I had to agree with him.

Everyone should try one, if you get the chance.