watersports problems

[PissOnMyParade 436]

Has anybody ever successfully held in a fart whilst trying to do some kind of pee activity? It's a skill I'm yet to master.

A similar thing happens to me when I feel like peeing on myself in the shower, but I also need to poop. So I sit down on the toilet (as you do) in order to relax my anal sphincter but at the same time I'm trying to get my brain engaged with my bladder and tell my bladder not to relax in sync... Long story short, I usually fail and then I have nothing left to pee on myself in the shower with 😞

Does this happen to anyone else but me?

Edited November 26, 2021 by PissOnMyParade