Pissed on the couch this morning

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My roommates been out for the longest time and hasn't come back. Took advantage of his absence and pissed on the gray sectional couch this morning after masturbating. Was about to walk into the bathroom until I said fuck it, why not!? Wasn't much, but we all know how piss looks on the color gray. Got some in between the couch cushions too. It's left over from the previous tenants and no ones coming back for it. Might as well use it while I can.

 

This might not be the last time either.