Pee Geisha

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My name is Keiko, and I am a 30 year old Japanese woman living in Japan. Fortunately, I studied English at an English university for several years and am fluent in your language, thus my ability to contribute here.

I work as a geisha. Most of you westerners have heard of geisha girls, but frequently misunderstand our role. For one thing, we are not prostitutes and don't sell sex. We are hired pretty much as hostesses and entertainers, being trained to excell in such things as playing music and Japanese games. We are mostly deeply respected in Japan.

Of course, you have probably also guessed that I have an interest in peeing, since I am writing to this magazine. I know that many westerners are bemused by we Japanese, so open about so much including sex, yet at times so conservative and reserved as well. You guys seem to have a hard time figuring us out. In the UK I actually saw several TV programs poking fun at some of the more unusual and zany aspects of Japanese society!

Anyway, pee fetishism is totally big in Japan, but seriously "in the closet" as you westerners say. I will explain why this is. Here, most of us regard peeing as a totally private thing, never even to be discussed in polite company. We don't really have what you call "toilet humour" here, and even long married husbands and wives rarely ever pee in front of each other. Most Japanese women are so selfconscious about their bodily functions that they cannot bear even the thought of being heard by other women in a neighbouring cubicle. Many Japanese are acutely embarassed about such things. And yet, a lot of pee porn comes out of Japan. We are in fact the centre of Asian pee porn even more than Germany is the centre of European pee porn.

The reason for this is quite simple really. Peeing in any setting other than a totally private one alone on a toilet, is a massive taboo here, and rarely ever discussed. Of course, this enhances the allure of pee as a fetishistic interest, because peeing in front of people, or on people, or in naughty places is just so totally wrong in the minds of many that this itself makes it a powerfully enjoyable secret pleasure to quite a lot of people.

Anyway, I myself have long secretly fantasised about peeing where I shouldn't, or just peeing in public. The first time I ever did something like that, I was still a student in the UK and only 18 at the time. I had had a few drinks in a "pub" and needed a pee when I got back to my flat and was feeling so naughty and really wanted to break the taboo and just do it somewhere totally wrong. I had never done it before because the taboo was always a powerful one for me, but this time the alcohol had reduced my inhibitions substantially. So I actually crouched down in the corner of my bedroom and peed right there all over the carpet. And that first naughty pee turned me on so much that it took very little to make me orgasm immediately after. I had had sex before, but this was the first time I had ever orgasmed and I was hooked.

Anyway, back in Japan the spread of the internet enabled me to link up with growing numbers of other peeing enthusiasts, and I realised that there were quite a lot of Japanese men, and a fair few women too, who had a secret thing about peeing as well. Once I had become a fully trained and recogised geisha, and used the internet to advertise myself - frowned upon by many traditionalists but lucrative from a business point of view - I realised that I could in theory sell other services anonymously (except for paying clients whom I met), and I decided that I could make money out of doing something I greatly enjoyed anyway.

So I advertised my services as a "pee geisha" on fetish and porn sites, offering all the usual geisha services in my traditional geisha clothes, but with the added speciality of letting clients see me pee in front of them anywhere they liked, though strictly no sex or sexual touching. And I quickly became a big hit, making loads of money. It was mostly single guys or small groups of Japanese businessmen who hired me for such special services. Sometimes they would specify in advance where I could pee - but surprisingly often they just told me to pee absolutely anywhere I chose to. Quite often, I would simply hike up my traditional geisha dress - no panties or anything underneath - and squat and pee right there on the carpet. I would be encouraged to drink much tea during such hirings to pee as often as possible. And a little trick of the trade - I would take a diuretic pill ( these make the body shed fluid, ie you pee a lot!) shortly before meeting my clients to maximise how much peeing I could do.

During such work, I got to pee on a lot of carpets, but also upon tiled floors, or upon tables. A few had more perverse ideas and liked me to pee on their furniture. One guy always insisted that everytime I pee I do it on his bed! I am guessing that he probably got off by sleeping in it, which is kind of a stimulating thought.

Like I said, it was mostly guys who hired me, but there was middle-aged couple - husband and wife I think - who hired my services too. And sometimes they would join in as well, with her holding his dick while he peed, and her squatting somewhere. I particularly enjoyed these clients because I got to see them pissing everywhere too!

Anyway, I made enough money out of this work to set up a new venture. A couple of years back I bought a house especially for the purpose, and made use of my contacts amongst existing clients for discrete carpet cleaning services, carpet and furniture replacement, and so on. You see, my idea was to provide my own venue where I would not only provide my usual pee geisha services, but allow my clients themselves to pee anywhere they wanted without having to worry about clean up, and with discretion assured. Of course, carpet cleaning and regular replacement of carpets, beds, furniture, etc is expensive, so these services cost a lot more. It is mostly wealthy men - and women too, usually the men's accompanying wives or girlfriends - who pay me for this. It is great watching other men and women just pissing anywhere - all over the carpets, the furniture, and the beds, against walls, on tables - just about anywhere really.

I still maintain the no sexual contact rule, though I frequently get myself off after a session as I relive it in my mind. Well, when I say the no sexual contact rule, I do make one exception for those willing to pay my most expensive charges - I will, for a price, hold a guy's dick while he pees everywhere. Quite a lot of my wealthiest clients do pay for this. Japanese men love having a beautiful geisha girl holding their dicks for them as they piss all over her carpet!

A few have offered massive sums to have me pee on them - and I have been tempted - but to be honest I do still value my geisha status. Although I have stretched the concept to the limit - and no doubt in the eyes of many I have crossed the line between geishahood and prostitution - I still do not wish to abandon my geishahood completely - it is a major selling point for many - so I will not cross the line completely into overt prostitution. And giving or recieving golden showers for money would be crossing that line. I have enjoyed these things in my private life though, but that is another story!