A Missed Opportunity

[PeeGurl74 570]

I remember a few years ago, one night, my husband was drunk. He was so drunk that night, that he flopped on the bed and was knocked out. Minutes later I heard a noise and it was him trying to get to the bathroom but for whatever reason his drunk mind thought the toilet was through the window so he was trying to open the window, I asked him what he was doing he said "going to the bathroom", and he started to pee. I quickly rushed him into the bathroom. 

The MISSED OPPORTUNITY is, if I knew about my lust for piss then a I know now, I would've knelt down and took it in my mouth and saved him a trip. 💦