Story told to me

[knarf11 74]

I was out walking with my group of retired colleagues last week. As you know many public toilets are closed in the UK as a result of CoronaVirus. We started at a cafe for a coffee sitting out side socially distanced. There were four women and myself. As we got up to leave Lesley said she was just going for a wee. However the toilets were closed. Lesley decided she could manage. Sue told us about recently having climbed mount Snowden in Wales with several other friends. Her friend Julie was in dire need of a wee as the reached the summit and expected to be able to use the cafe toilets. The entire cafe and toilets were closed, so she could not urinate. The got about a third of the way down back to the tree line when Julie decided she could not wait and asked them to turn their backs. She proceeded to wee and apparently her son said she sounded like a horse weeing! I could not ask any more details as my wife does not approve of my interest in ladies weeing. When we ended our walk at a pub all four ladies I was with went off to the toilets very rapidly, which got my mind racing.

[knarf11 74]

This led to Debbie telling us about a pub she had been to with her husband.  The y were only serving  drinks through window to drink in the beer garden.  No one was allowed in side the pub. The gents toilets were open as they had a door to the outside, but the ladies had a portaloo.  Debbie was not impressed.  I think lots of other ladies would also not have been.  I wondered if it might lead to alley way peeing by ladies on their way home especially in the evening after the 10pm close down.  Wishful thinking perhaps....