Chardonnay

[Guest hrlv]

So I was cooking with wine and was using this cheap grocery Chardonnay. I had drunk a couple of beers earlier and needed to go. So I peed in my beer glass. The color was paler than that chardonnay and so I drank it and it was that nice subtle sweet taste that clear pee has. Then I poured the remaining wine in a wine glass and tasted it. I preferred the pee! So I peed a bit into the wine to sweeten the taste. It didn't change it that much.

But then my wife walks in and she was drinking a Riesling which had the same color as my pee glass had. She asks if the Chardonnay is any good. I tell her she better stick to her Riesling, but she takes my glass and tastes it! She goes "Nah!" and sticks to her glass after! Even without the pee, my wine sucked anyway!

I felt a bit bad that she unknowingly drank some of my pee, but I couldn't stop her and say "No, I peed in it!" either! I guess she's slowly getting acquainted with pee drinking until we finally do it!