Pee poetry.

[AquaDave 18]

Okay as agreed with admin here is my first entry for the story section of the many poems I've composed about that controversial subject: pee and eroticism.  They can be short or long, raunchy or romantic, include fetish or almost any kind of erotic gear or role-play.  The feedback I get on this can determine what further poems I put in.

 

CHIVALRY IS NOT DEAD! (Knight)

I proffered my place in the queue for the privy

To a beauteous maiden just bursting to rain

Who thanked me so very gratefully!

“My pleasure dear lady” was my noble address,

Thinking by God if you but knew

How my heart aches with my chivalry!

How my sword strains hard within its sheath

How I'd rescue this damsel kissing your flower

your maidenhead flower,

Oh Worship that flower,

Of fragrant showers.

'Till you'd have to yield all of your urgent waters

In drenching downpour giving me no quarter!

In utmost hot passion!

In tempestuous fashion!

All of her rain hissing down on my face

That I'm hearing right now hiss in desperate haste!

Oh my maiden is raining in passionate haste!

Oohh!

For this maid to be mine with all her hot wine.

If you but knew

Would you say it's a sin should I live in shame?

Or bid me welcome within?

And let go your maiden's golden holy waters

Give me your golden rain. © AquaDave 02. 13.

 

CHIVALRY IS NOT DEAD! (Sun reader)

 

I offered my place in the queue

For the loo

To the most gorgeous hot totty just busting to pee

Who was so very urgently grateful to me!

“My pleasure!” I replied,

Thinking: Christ on a crutch if you but knew

How my fucking cock aches with my chivalry.

How I’d kiss your..... CUNT.

And take you to bliss

Till you’d have to let rip all your pent up piss!

With a gush from your gash!

Such a passionate slash!

So hard on my face all that hot pungent piss!

If you but knew how hard I listen

For that rattling splatter,

That saucy swish that intense hiss!

That you're doing right now what a fucking hard Piss!

What a Gushing great Hiss!

Phwarrrr!

All that woman's Urine.

If you but knew

Would you call me a swine?

Would you hold me in shame?

Or would you let your devine...urine... rain? © AquaDave 11. 11.

 

[AquaDave 18]

Here's another poem of a romantic golden rain nature.  I might follow it up with one of an over the top SM nature.

 

DOWNPOUR OF MY DREAMS

 

You’ll rain

In the rain.

When it's pouring down persistently.

Relentlessly.

You'll need to pee desperately,

And yes you'll wee wee uncontrollably

But we'll laugh at this outrage,

For our lovelust is displayed

In that outrageous liquid language!

A thousand flagrant promises

Of pattering intimacies,

Spatter splattering kisses,

Cascading caresses,

Gush gushing passions,

Hissing such sexual urgencies,

How I love to listen to your rain!

How I love the declarations of your steaming pouring wee,

As it echoes and outdoes the pouring falling rain.

Yes it will be our joy, not shame.

When you're raining down our romance,

Spraying down your sexuality

Pouring down erotic passion

Such rain of loves devoted passion.

Drenching my senses through and through

Such a lovers downpour you will do

And I will love you in the rain.

 

@ AquaDave 04 10

[AquaDave 18]

It's raining right now as though a Goddess above couldn't quite wait.  And rain turns me on so with the former in mind this is a fetish S/M one that's 'over the top.'

 

MAN ENOUGH

You're dressed to kill with your disdain,

In your glossy black boots and liquid luscious latex curves.

But if only you'd deign, to save up your ...rain

You could make me grovel under your curves

And give your derision ....liquid expression.

I'm just asking for it!

So go on why don't you give me just what I deserve!

I'm man enough to take it.

Spank me, whip me, tie me right up

But save it all up!

'Till you can't wait for longer.

And your liquid derision's with heady aroma.

When I'm under the throne and kissing the flower,

Of my golden rain queen of occasional showers.

When her luscious thighed cunt is all I can see

Oh Long may my Queen rain..over me!

Oh dish out the pain and wear out the cane!

As long as I'm caught in your golden rain.

I'm man enough to take it.

So go on! Why don't you ...do it?

Perpetrate such a piss such a Womans wee wee

Upon the WC that is me

I'm man enough to take such a Heavy Urine Scene

When I'm under the curves of my Raining Queen

When I'm under the curves of my Goddess of Rain

I'm Really really just.....asking for it!

An In My Face Demonstration,

Of Womans bladderpower domination!

When your Urine is amber and fragrant and urgent!

And you're bursting to Go with a piss so potent!

May I just beg to be

Treated as your devoted... lavatory?

Why don't you just ...urinate in spiteful spate?

Why don't you let rip all your perfumed wee wee?

On your pisspot worm with an intense hiss!

Fast and furious when you just can't miss!

Oh thrash me so hard with a fucking great thistle!

As long as you slash with a swish and a whistle!

Just like that hiss on the loo's porcelain.

That intense hiss of your ladies rain!

Drenching this slave who deserves what you do.

Who's gagging to be your intimate loo.

For I hope your bladder's as strong as a horse,

So you'll splatter and gush with appropriate force!

For I pray you'll unleash such a punishing gush!

A storm of Urine from your cunt so lush.

For I hope you'll Go with tempestuous passion!

And go On and On in just this fashion!

Oh teach me how hard a Goddess can rain!

Just piss on my face like a fucking hurricane!

For if I don't drown I'll be dying for a fuck!

But I'll play with myself if your will is such!

For I'm man enough for your domination.

For I just love you and your liquid luscious Woman's urination.

 

© AquaDave 11 11