The Birthday Girls Piss

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Spent sometime with a close female friend of mine, whose birthday it was. I turned her out. She loves urinating on me. Every time she has to pee, I come to mind.

 I went by to see her, early in the morning, about 8:10am. I had mentioned to her that I wanted that strong, morning piss so I had hopped she remembered. As much as she enjoys using me for a lavatory I was confident she would remember.

I arrived, equipped with a large 9 foot by 12 foot sheet of clear plastic I purchased from Home Depot in the paint section. After a little while of talking I pulled it out of my pocket and gave it to her and said, “Incase you have the urge to relieve yourself on me”. She laughed and said she was looking for something like that.

We played video games and she started reading some of the poems she wrote. While she was reading the poems she was doing a strong pee dance. She said she had to pee bad. She was drinking fruit infused water. I think I said that right. 

We opened up the plastic in the living room and then carried it to the bedroom and laid it out. I stripped down and laid down on the plastic with my head resting on the mattress on the floor. The plastic covered 1/3 portion of the floor bed. 

She removed her gray sweat pants and panties so she was naked from the waist down. She straddled me standing straight up, facing me. She starts going into a squat and as she began the squat, a piss stream shot out on my chest. She cut it off and apologized. I said just go. She let out a torrent of piss on my bare chest. I slid down on the wet plastic like a children’s Slide N’ Slide toy and opened my mouth. Piss was getting in my eyes, up my nose, in my mouth. I swallowed about 5-6 mouthfuls of piss. 

She said she thinks she’s done but starts urinating some more in my face. I’m laying in a pool of warm (For the time being piss). I offered to get the piss off of her legs and feet. I lick from her feet, to ankles, to calves, all the way up to the water source. All while sliding on pissy plastic. 

Fast forwarding until she had to pee again. Bottomless again, I sat her on the edge of her floor bed with her legs spread eagle, bare, shaved pussy in my face. She’s about to go but says she needs to pass gas and to move so she doesn’t pass gas in my face. I said to go ahead and fart. I like realism. If you fart when you pee then fart when you pee. Don’t act shy. 

Her urine stream starts, spraying directly in my mouth. Straight, steady urinate stream. I didn’t hear her pass gas but I caught a whiff of it. I continued to take her stream in my mouth. I swallowed a little but the hissing sound and her urine over running my mouth and hitting the plastic sounded so good. 

Mind you, I’m laying in cold piss now, before the fresh warm piss. Fast forward some more, picking up the plastic, carefully without spilling any on the carpet left me with a plastic bag of slightly yellow, healthy colored lady urine. A size-able amount of urine was in that plastic.  

We put the large piss bag in a black kitchen trash bag. I took it with me and disposed of it.