A day on Copenhagen waterfront

[BeneathMyWillow 840]

I'm on a trip to Copenhagen at the moment, and given the hot weather thought I'd spend a day down on the sea front (it's kinda sea and kinda river at this point). Copenhagen has these wooden constructions along the front, a bit like piers, for people to sunbathe, and you can swim in the sea nearby. Being in town it's quite busy, and you don't get much more than the space you need to lie down in. 

 

There are a couple of (pretty gross) toilets there, but I had no intention of using these. I was already feeling the pressure in my bladder when I arrived, and relieved it the traditional way - going for a discreet piss while swimming. I got out and got dry, and because it was a hot day I drank a fair bit. I soon found I needed to go again, and since I didn't fancy jumping in for a swim every half hour, decided to try another solution. 

 

The pier is made from wooden slats with about 1cm gaps between. If you look down you can see the water beneath, about 1.5 metres down from where I was. People swim in the sea nearby but they don't tend to swim underneath where people were sunbathing. It seemed like a good opportunity. I moved  slightly so that I was centred over one of the gaps and let a trickle of pee out, to test what would happen. I could feel it soak into my trunks, and it seemed to run down the gap as planned. I relaxed all my muscles and let my bladder empty, first as a series of trickles and then a continuous flow as I got more confident. 

 

I stayed sunbathing there for another hour or two, peeing on the spot whenever I felt the need. Anyone who knew what to look for could have seen what I was doing. Despite the fact that I wasn't swimming much I was often sat in a damp patch. At times the puddle got quite noticeable as I got lazier about trying to make sure it all went down between the slats. There were people sat quite close, about a metre on either side, but I don't think they noticed a thing. Because we were quite high above the water, at times there was a trickle of pee running down from beneath the pier, which anyone swimming nearby or on one of the tour boats going past could have seen, but I think people don't tend to look out for that kind of thing. As far as I know nobody noticed anything. 

 

For lunch I went to a nearby cafe. This cafe is built on floats on the water, with the same wooden slats for the floor. I was needing to pee again, and felt like trying something naughty. Normally this would be bolder than I dare be. 

 

The chairs were made of a plastic weave. They had weave down the sides as well, but only about halfway to the floor. I chose a table kind of in the corner, so there were only a few people nearby, and moved the cushion off my chair.

Whenever I dared, I would let out a little trickle of pee while I sat there. For a while my trunks and the chair seemed to absorb everything I gave them. As I got bolder and started letting out bigger spurts, it started to run through onto the floor and I started to feel some droplets splashing back onto my feet. I kept on letting out small spurts rather than just letting go completely, partly because I didn't want to get caught and partly because I didn't want to make a mess someone would have to clean up. As nobody continued to notice I felt I could get away with more, and even tried letting a trickle run down my legs while I was queueing at the bar.

 

I stayed there for a couple of drinks after I'd eaten, slowly watering the floor all the time. I expected most of the stuff to run down between the planks like it had before, but unfortunately the way the floor was sloped meant it ran along the planks and puddled a bit (see the image). I think it will have dried quickly though. Again I don't think anybody noticed. It would have been quite easy for somebody to if they'd been looking out for it, but I guess people don't tend to pay attention to what's happening beneath the table. I had fun though imagining other people in the cafe doing the same thing I was. 

 

At another point in the day I hired a kayak to paddle around the canals for an hour. They had toilets at the rental place but I admit I didn't see much need to use them. I wore my trunks still in the kayak, since you get pretty wet. It was the open top kind where every time you paddle you splash a bit of water into the cockpit. Since I was sitting in a puddle anyway, I didn't see any problem with adding to it... It made a pleasant paddle even more relaxing to be able to just let it flow whenever I needed to. I tipped all the water out when I returned it to the rental place, so no harm done to anybody else. 

 

I walked home still wearing trunks. Whenever the path was quiet or I thought I could get away with it, I stopped and peed a bit more. My trunks stayed wet and every time I peed another trickle ran down my legs, never enough to cause a big puddle, just a few drops every so often. 

 

All told, I didn't piss anywhere with plumbing between leaving the hotel around 10 and getting back around 6 (and even when I got back, I gotta admit I still didn't use the toilet, but that's a story I might tell another time... :p )