Pee Cocktails

[Phes 5]

Hi, I haven't explored this site long enough to know if this topic has already been discussed but I though it might be interesting to ask if anyone else has been to a pee cocktail party. I've only ever been to one but would love to try it again. It came about when I met a couple on holiday in Majorca. After several nights in the bar we discovered we had a mutual love of peeing. Both in their thirties, they regularly engaged in pee games and as the days wore on and our trust in each other grew, we gradually got to the point where an expectation arose that we should do something together before the holiday ended. We had already talked about what we liked doing (we all loved pee drinking) but I could tell the husband was naturally concerned about where our little adventure might end. The couple were not into threesomes or anything like that. I asked the guy at one point if he had ever drunk piss from another penis and he seemed a bit shocked by this. It was clear their enjoyment of pee was exclusive to their relationship and that was fine. I'm going to call them Sarah and Jim.

So what should we do? I said straightaway I was quite happy enjoying some pee play and I was not looking for sex. This seemed to reassure Jim and we agreed it would be fun to watch each other pee and just be relaxed about whatever might follow. We would meet the following afternoon in their apartment as it had a balcony and we could do everything privately while bathing in the warmth of the sun. When I arrived, they had ordered some lunch from the bar and some beers and wine to get ourselves in the mood and plenty of water. I can tell you there was a high degree of nervous anticipation as we half joked about and half ignored what we were about to do together. Jim and myself were in shorts and T shirts. He was athletic, very smooth skinned, with dark hair and friendly eyes. Sarah had on a white crop top and bikini bottoms; not tall, she had lovely chestnut hair that fell over her shoulders, had sparkling green eyes and a cute body with pert breasts. She was undoubtedly ravishing, but restraining myself I said together they made a very handsome, even beautiful couple. They both looked at each and smiled, then Sarah reached over and kissed me on the cheek. "Thank you." she said. What was going to happen next I wondered. 

Luckily in a situation like this, you can always rely on your bladder to take over, both physically, as you try and hold in your pee and verbally, as everyone's efforts to stay in control and grapple with the piss shivers, come to dominate the conversation. I hadn't had any further discussion with Jim about cock drinking each other, (which I was quite keen to try, having only done it once before) but as I was thinking about it, the word 'cock' suddenly suggested a solution. "Hey," I said, "what about making some pee cocktails?" We had been together for nearly an hour and all of us were fair to bursting. "How about we each make our own pee cocktail for everyone to drink?" After some discussion and a study of the drinks table we agreed this would be a novel way of urinating our way through the afternoon.

We had at our disposal beer, white wine, piña colada, apple and pineapple fruit juices, Coke, lemonade, ice and sugar. Of course, we had to give names to all our drinks so we enjoyed G & Pee (even though we didn't have any gin), peena colada, screw-diver, golden shot, piss sour, singapee sling (sorry, the puns got worse as the afternoon wore on), yellow lady, iced pee. We all got to name a cocktail after ourselves as in: agua de Sarah, Jim's fizz and my own , Phillipeeno sunrise!

It turned out to be a lovely, boozy, relaxed afternoon. We all stripped off, although Sarah kept her crop top on for some while which made her look all the more sexier. We agreed to piss directly into our glasses, just enough to mix with our other ingredients. Trying to stop in time and avoiding leaks meant a lot of hopping around the drinks table as we prepared our drinks and passed them around. None of us could stop pee tippling out and down our legs as we fell about laughing trying to stop the shivers. It was the strangest thing and so intimate to imbibe each other's pee like this, as well as very funny as we commented about the colour, acidity, balance and body of each sip as if we were discussing fine wine. Comments became more outrageous as we discussed taking trips to the 'vineyard in the valley', the pressing (of hand on belly) and who produced the best Peeno Noir and Pissti Spumante. Later, delightful investigations of our individual vines followed - I was very happy to let mine grow in Sarah's hand and she let me inspect her very pretty vulva, at one point being unable to stop a beautiful jet of urine escaping from her urethra into my face and mouth. I moved onto Jim hoping he might continue the theme but although he tried, he couldn't quite manage to. I was still happy. I just love the experience of being with naked people who are at one with their nudity and open to erotic exploration and this was proving to be a very rewarding afternoon.

Sarah tried hard to develop a technique that would ensure piss went nowhere except into her glass, either resting against a wall, lowering her body and placing the glass between her legs or squatting over a sun lounger with the glass beneath. In this she was remarkably unsuccessful, as every time piss seemed to exit her body at all angles - fact, I don't think I've ever seen such a persistent piss sprayer in all my life. After this either Jim or myself would hold the glass as close to her vulva as possible and then shout "Stop! Stop!" before it overflowed. I put the glass to my lips to take a healthy swig of the hot liquid and very tasty it was too; pure agua de Sarah. For Jim and myself, Sarah held our glasses as we prepared our mixers, dipping our penises into the pee as the glasses filled. I was sorely tempted to ask if I could continue pissing over Sarah but thought better of it. I was so aware of not offending Jim, yet Sarah seemed thrilled at what she was doing and took a small sip of golden liquid every time before handing me back the glass. With Jim, she was more demonstrative, taking his rather long and fleshy penis into her mouth at every opportunity. He is a lucky man I thought.   

Having exhausted our drink recipes we decided to take a final group piss on the balcony floor, after which, we fell on loungers, pleasantly drunk, and dozed as we soaked up the sun. We were all expended and Sarah asked if I wanted to take a shower. I really wanted to jerk off and wondered about trying, to see if that might stimulate a like reaction. Puns had littered the afternoon's talk, so I suggested we turn our hands to something more interesting and lifted my penis between thumb and forefinger. Sarah looked at me for a while, her eyes flicking from prick to face and back again. Would she follow up her kiss from earlier in the afternoon? I should have clarified that masturbation was what I had in mind but before I had a chance, she said, "Oh no, no, no." and waved an admonishing finger at me. So I took a shower and saved my wank for later.

So, I'm sure you are asking, what did our pee cocktails taste like? I like drinking pee and do so regularly but, to be honest, I can't remember much in the way of distinguishing flavours, as it mostly depended on what else our pee was mixed with and this became more varied throughout the afternoon. None of us knew anything about making cocktails so it was all a bit hit and miss (or piss) and I'm afraid to say, we didn't keep any tasting notes. I remember the Chardonnay went well (and I've tried mixing white wine since and liked it) as did the fruit juices but the Coke and lemonade, so far as I can recall, just neutralized the taste of the urine. Regardless, I really just relished our naked bodies under the hot sun and enjoyed the erotic experience of swapping each other's bodily fluids. Twice I let an erection muster itself and said how stimulating I found their company, but neither Jim nor Sarah followed my lead. Perhaps they had agreed beforehand not to take things any further. In the end I can say we all drunk a lot of each other's piss and it was exhilarating.

The next day, we met in the bar as usual and agreed it had been great fun. I never pursue holiday adventures as I know things will always be different once everyone is back home, back at work, back to reality. I reassured Jim and Sarah about this and we had a last meal together as the subject quietly slipped from our conversation. At the end of the evening though, Sarah gave me the most almighty kiss, a full blown two minute tongue twister. I kept my hands on her shoulders as she kissed me and gently guided them down her body, over her breasts, her abdomen and thighs. It was glorious and I felt she had genuinely appreciated my affection for her. I thanked her profusely and only then did I regret that I wouldn't be seeing, or tasting Sarah again.

All this happened a few years ago but I recently discovered that a bathroom plumbing firm, of all people, has just published ‘The Complete Urine Drinkers Cocktail Guide’. It has 25 fascinating cocktails all involving urine, but no alcohol, so you will have to add this to the mix. There are lovely pictures of the drinks themselves but unfortunately none showing where the urine comes form. You can find it here: https://www.plumbworld.co.uk/blog/the-complete-urine-drinkers-cocktail-guide/ And of course, there are lots of puns!

I would be interested in hearing about any other piss drinking adventures. This is a great site and I'm glad I discovered it. Keep pissing.

[Alfresco 11,633]

Wow!   what a great experience to have.  Not only to taste Sarah's pee, but the whole setting and full session of fun.