Naughty pee in a storage cupboard

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Today I was out and needed to pee - ok actually I had needed to pee before I went out, but I decided I'd wait until I was out somewhere before peeing.   I was in the vicintity of some flats.  These flats have an access door at the end of the block, then to the other side they have a bin store and some little outdoor storage rooms - brick built with doors and mostly padlocked.  I presume each flat has one and it is probably for keeping things like bikes, tools etc., or anything they don't want in the flat.    Picture below shows the sort of arrangement:

I noted that (as you can just about make out in the pic) the door nearest to the flats (furtherst from the camera) was slightly ajar and not locked.   I checked around, nobody about.  I opened the door and found that it had a piece of board up against the right hand wall, on the floor was a box full of all sorts of bits, including a variety of plastic bottles and a box for a scooter and there was a little shelving unit at the back.  There was a carpet/mat on the floor.

I went inside and pulled the door closed.  It was then very dark so I couldn't really see what I was doing.  I started peeing generally in the direction of the box.   My pee made a lot of noise splahing on the cardboard of the scooter box that was on top of the box of bits, so I moved slightly left, it was still making quite a noise and I heard voices outside, so I didn't want to draw too much attention to myself.  Instead I turned to the right until my pee was impacting the wooden board.  That was much quieter, so I carried on peeing like that until I was almost done, then as the voices had stopped, I swung back left over the box again and finally peed some onto the carpet/mat on the floor.   When finished, I stood there in the dark, checked I couldn't hear anything and then I risked turning on the flash on my phone camera to take the pic below.   I then promptly left.  As I was walking out of the little alley way, two lads on bikes rode into it.  Talk about close shave!

If you zoom into the pic, as well as the very obvious pee on the board, you will see drops of pee on the scooter box and a wet patch at the back end of the brown cardboard box (back left of picture).  I may just have to go back at some point over the next few days to see whether it has left a stain or see how it has dried.  And I might add another amount of pee whilst I am there.