Hayley Bauer

Hey all,

It's been so long and I'm not a shy pee er like I once was.   Here's what happened last night.

I'm back in Canada now for the summer,  I know I promised pee updates while on the road but I forgot and now I can't even remember all the places I peed.  So back to present day Will had his sister and a few friends over.  It was a welcome home party even though we've been here nearly a month but everybody was busy and the weather was gross.  As soon as Paige came in the door she laid her wine and the meat tray she just picked up on the counter gave me the biggest hug.  I'm so glad to see you,  she took her coat off and said we got a lot of catching up to do but first I have to pee really bad.  So myself and her went upstairs,  I never had the door closed and she was already sat on the toilet letting out a heavy stream.   I never had to go until I heard her so I pulled my pants down lifted myself up on to the sink and started to pee.  I cleaned it after I was done I promise.

Later on in the night I was really feeling it no way could I make it up the stairs thankfully will has a half bathroom downstairs.  I stumbled towards that went in and sat on the toilet.  I thought I closed the door behind me as I was walking in but I didn't and I couldn't get up so I just said what the hell.  I didn't have the words out of my mouth when Will's old college buddy Chad came around the corner.  Whoa sorry Hayley he said.  I'll close the door give you some privacy,  I was too drunk to care so I told him to come on in there's a sink there and I'll be done in a minute.  He was a bit pee shy so he stood facing the wall while I finished peeing and wiped.   I got up and said it's all yours.

Last pee of the night was outside the bar.  I could barely stand on both legs so whoever thought it was a good idea for me to go is beyond me but anyways here we are.  I stumbled over to Paige and whispered really loud I thought I was quiet,  come outside I have to pee.  So she helped me out,  pulled my pants down for me and held my hands while I squatted against the building.  I drip dried and got up,  held myself against the building as best as I could while Paige had a pee.  We went back in she went over to Will told him it was time for me to go home.  I got home and drank a lot of water then before bed I sat on the toilet.   It felt like I was never going to stop peeing.   I wiped and went to bed.  I was asleep by the time Will came up the stairs.

I woke up late this morning/ early afternoon oh my it felt like I was hit by a bus.   Will was gone to work so I texted Paige asked her what the hell happened and she filled me in.  The whole day I spent on the couch with a bucket next to me,  Will got home from work and said man you look awful. 

 Jumped in the shower with will had a bit of pee fun amazing sex then had a beer which didn't go down well at all.  It was a Netflix and chill night tonight.  Going to Paige's tomorrow afternoon so stay tuned for more pee stories

Hey all,

Sorry it's been so long since I last posted.   Myself and Will never went to Florida after he's busy working and I'm busy with school.   It's only another month and we'll be heading north for the summer,  we're driving up so I'm hoping there will be loads of pee encounters to talk about.

Here is the one for today.  Angela and Luke are on a much needed get away for a few days leaving us to have the apartment to ourselves.   I woke up this morning put coffee on and sat down watched some TV.   The first cup was gone and I felt the need to pee but I held it.   Will woke up just after I had the second cup half gone,  he came out gave me a kiss and went in the kitchen,  I said babe I really have to pee I wanted to wait for you.  So I got off the couch took his hand and we went into the bathroom I didn't even close the door why bother it was just us.   I asked him if he ever ate a girl out while she was peeing he said no so then I said you want to.   He said sure so I pulled his shirt up( I wasn't wearing any underwear) and sat on the toilet.   He got on his knees in front of me,  just as I was about to start I looked at him and said are you ready?  He said let it rip so I opened my legs as wide as I could pulled my lips apart and started peeing.   He leaned in and started eating me out surprisingly no pee splashed back at him.   I finished and he licked me clean as a bone,   it was his turn now he pointed his penis between my legs and once he got going it went everywhere.

Once he was finished we hopped in the shower and had mind blowing sex.  We got out dried off and rehydrated.   Just before we left the apartment we both had to pee again so this time he peed in me and I returned the pee back to him along with my own.   Of course we needed another shower but we were running late so he just took the shower head washed our bottom halves and called it good enough until we get back home.

I got home and he was in the kitchen having a snack.  He woke up seen I wasn't next to him so he got out of bed and checked to see if I was on the couch.   We talked for a bit then I asked him if he seen the picture I sent him he said no his phone was in the bedroom.   I took his hand and said follow me,  we walked past Katie's room she was solid asleep so I gently closed her door and then went to our bedroom.   Once the door was closed i said check your phone and as he was doing that I stripped his eyes nearly came out of the socket looking at his phone then he looked up and seen me completely naked.  I said and I didnt even wipe,  he picked me up threw me on the bed, licked me clean then ate me out three times.   I had to put a pillow over my mouth so I wouldn't wake Katie up.   God the sex is amazing

Hey all,

I'm back did you miss me?   So here is what happened last night.  Will went to bed early,  I laid next to him tried to get to sleep but I was wide awake.  So I went for a little drive,  stopped into the gas station got a bottle of water and hit the road.   I know driving alone at night not a good idea but I couldn't sleep and I didn't go far.   Just as I was turning around to head home my bladder started yelling at me,  so I pulled to the side of the road.   It was like 2 in the morning no traffic I got out of the car dropped my pants down to my ankles and sat on the bumper.   Immediately I started peeing I took a selfie to show Will later.   Just when I thought I was done nope another gush came out.  Finally I was done I didn't have anything to wipe with oh well Will can clean me when I get home. Pulled up my pants and went back home.

Hey all,

I didn’t have class until this afternoon so myself and Will did some sightseeing and went hiking.   I was awake and ready to start the day before the sun was up so I slid out of bed,  got a shower got dressed the usual morning routine.   I put coffee on once the smell got across Will’s nose he wasn’t long waking up.   He came out the hallway and seen it was still dark then he seen the time on the stove.   Good god Hayley what the hell are you doing up at 6:00 in the morning.   I couldn’t sleep I said plus me and you are going on a little adventure.  So he got a shower,  got dressed and off we went.

Our first stop was the Waldrop stone falls to watch the sunrise.   We got out of the car and started the trek at about the halfway mark the coffee hit my bladder.  I looked at Will and said I gotta pee.   He said okay you want me to look around and see if there’s like an outhouse or something I’m like nope there’s nobody here.   So I handed him my purse and dropped my pants down to my ankles squat right in the middle of the trail,  he’s like gees hales what if someone comes by I said nobody is going to show up here it’s too early plus it’s a work day.   I squat down and held on to his hands for support opened my legs a little wide so he could enjoy the show.   As soon as I got into position a little dribble came out I said wait for it then the flood gates opened.  I had to spread my legs even wider than I planned or I would’ve got it on my sneakers.   You liking the view Will all he could focus on was my clean shaven pussy.   I finished, wiped and we continued up the trail.   
 

We got to the top just as the sun was coming up after what he just witnessed he had other plans in his mind than watching a sunrise so we got down the trail as quick as we could,  drove to a secluded spot and I rocked his world twice. 

Hey all,

I still can’t believe Will is here.  I woke up this morning seen him laying next to me and had to pinch myself to make sure I wasn’t dreaming.   I slid out of the bed quietly to get ready for school and hoping I wouldn’t wake him,  I wanted to jump his bones right then and there but I was running late and well unlike at his place I have another roommate that I didn’t want to wake up either.   I never peed at school the whole day by the time I was getting ready to leave I was about to burst,  I texted Will to let him know I was on the way home and asked if Katie was home yet.   He texted back nope not yet she mentioned going to Lucas for a bit before she went to work I said perfect I have a surprise for you.   
I texted Katie to make sure she wasn’t going to come home and walk in on something she texted back nope you go have fun with your man I have everything I need,  see you after work.   I got home locked the door behind me just in case and said alright babe follow me.   We went in the bathroom I stripped every bit of clothes I had on off me told him to lay down on the floor I squat down and emptied the tank.  Oh it felt so good I looked underneath me and he had the biggest ****r I’ve seen yet.   He looked up wow.   I’ll clean the floor before Katie gets home,  we jumped in the shower and had amazing sex.   He never peed in me this time.   
 

After supper we watched tv for a bit and ended up having sex again that time he peed in me.

Okay so best thing ever happened.  Katie picked me up from the airport and she could tell I was in the dumps.  I was also still hungover if that’s even possible.   I wanted to tell her everything but I was beat so we got back to the apartment and I just flaked on the couch.   Someone knocked on our door I didn’t think anything of it I just thought it was Luke Katie’s boyfriend.   I yelled out Katie it’s for you so she came out looked through the peephole on our door and said nope not for me.   She said Hayley it’s for you.   I got off the couch half groggy wiping my eyes and out of one eye I made out who it was.  It was Will!!!  I hugged him,  kissed him then I said what are you doing here.  He said well I started to drive away from the airport seen you go through security and I said no I can’t let you go so I got on the next flight out.  
Will is in construction and with all the snow they have he’s currently laid off so he said I decided to come down here be with you pick up a few odd jobs and then when school is out for the summer we can head back north.  I looked at Katie I said are you fine with this she said who do you think gave him directions to find us.  I hugged her as well.   So there will be a lot of peeing adventures happening the next few months stay tuned!!

Hey all, 

So as they say all good things must come to an end.   I had an amazing weekend with Will I miss him already,  I just got back to South Carolina.   Here’s what happened today. 
 

I woke up this morning hungover as hell.  The house smelled great though I got out of bed put his shirt on and went out in the kitchen,  god love him he was making breakfast and he had coffee brewing. I  know I’m young and barely know the guy but if he asked me to marry him right there I would’ve said yes.   I managed to get food down and stay down even though I was green around the gills as Will said.   After breakfast and two cups of coffee I was bursting for a pee I looked at him and said so I leave in a few hours.  He said don’t remind me,  so I reached for his hand and said want to have some fun.  I got up from the table and headed for the bathroom,  he heard the shower turn on and came in behind me.   I tried to play it cool and asked him if he wanted to use the bathroom before I got in the shower he said I was going to shower with you if that’s cool.  I kissed him and said good I hope you were going to say that.  We got in and started kissing I told him I wanted to try something he said okay so I put my leg around him and immediately he felt a warmness going down his leg.  He said are you doing what I think your doing I said yes you like.   He said you got anymore in ya I said tons.   So I wrapped my two legs around his waist and just let loose.   The water going down the drain was extremely yellow but we didn’t care we were occupied.   After I finished he looked at me and said that was hot now can I try something I said um okay.  

Now what I’m about to write here I hope is not too x rated and will get me banned from this forum.  I’ll try to sensor it as best as I can.   He said here rest against the wall here so I did then he put his you know what in mine,  immediately I felt a warm tingly feeling so I said um are you doing what I think your doing he said yes you like.   Oh did I ever it felt so good so I told him to keep going as much as he had in the tank let loose.  
 

We got out of the shower and still felt dirty  oh well.  We rehydrated I packed my bags and relaxed on the couch for a bit.   Just before he brought me to the airport I had to pee again so I went into the bathroom left the door open and sat on the toilet.   He stood by the door watching me I could see a bulge.  I said come here he did we made out while I was on the toilet then I asked him if he’s ever wiped a girl before he said no so I said well this is your lucky day.   I said grab some toilet paper there I’ll show you how to do it.   He wiped me it wasn’t a bad job and then we went into the bedroom had **x.

UPDATE:  while we were out to supper his sister texted him asked him what he was doing.  So he told her and she wrote back we’re having a few people over bring her and meet me first before she meets mom and dad.   So we went back to his place to get ready I was still on the fence but I said what the hell, so I looked at him and said hey remember what you asked me last night.  He said yes so I said well I have to pee you want me to use the toilet or try going on you.   He said up to yourself so we went into the bathroom he sat on the toilet with his pants down to his ankles I got on top of him and peed all over him.   He had a raging ….. that I took care of in the shower.

Hey all,

I’m spending a few days with a friend in Canada and they just got buried with snow.  Before I tell you what I did tonight I have to back track a little. 
 

Alright so remember how I always said I was a toilet girl or indoor girl either or well that changed last Halloween.   Myself and Katie were at a frat party and I was completely wasted.   I really had to pee but once we found the washroom the line up was half way down the stairs,  there was no way I could wait that long.   Katie looked at me holding my crotch and doing the pee dance so she said here I have an idea.   Now when she says that it’s borderline getting arrested but I didn’t care at this point I just wanted somewhere to pee.   We went outside in the backyard and through a few trees.  Finally we found a spot where nobody would see us last minute desperation I was looking for a port a potty or something but no luck.  So on three myself and katie both pulled down our shorts,  squatted and unleashed the biggest amount of pee we’ve ever had to do.    Of course none of us thought to bring a napkin or anything to wipe with so we had to drip dry. 
 

Now that your all caught up here’s what I did tonight.   So as I mentioned I’m visiting a friend in Canada and they just got dumped with 15 inches of snow.  He spent the last two days doing his driveway when he came in he looked beat to a pulp.   He went over to the fridge and said shit I’m out of beer so he went to shower,  got out and looked at me come on we’re going to the bar.    
 
We got to the bar and it was a cute place,  jam packed.    About an hour or so after we got there I had to pee.   As you can probably guess the bathroom lines were full both women and men’s so I looked at Will and said be right back headed for the main entrance.   I got outside man is it ever cold up here and looked for an alley.  Found the alley so I looked around nobody coming I dropped my pants and did a high squat.   My bum was cold but I didn’t care this pee was amazing.  Will came out to find me and he found me alright he said whoa sorry Hayley.   He turned around right quick.   I told him it was okay I finished up and pulled my pants back up.  I’ll get a shower at his place later.  As we were walking back into the bar I asked him did he like what he saw he said he never saw much just my ass but wondered how so much pee could fit in a person my size.

Hey!

Alright so Katie got me to pee somewhere that wasn’t a toilet on Halloween more on that later.

Christmas I went back home for the holidays I’m from Wilmington NC.  I know for all you one tree hill fans your totally jealous after hearing that anyways I went to the bar,  played a few games of pool and drank oh did I drink.   The game was just over I didn’t even bother to go to the ladies room I went outside for fresh air,  walked a little ways away from the building and found an alleyway.   I looked around nobody in sight so I pulled my jeans down did a high squat and just let the pee gush out of me.

Hey all,

So this happened last year down in the Dominican Republic.  To be honest I don’t remember that week my girlfriend had to fill me in so here’s what happened. 
 

My girlfriends and I literally jumped on a plane as soon as class was finished for a bit of r and r.   We drank on the plane obviously,  katie must’ve got up to pee at least a half dozen times.  One of the times she looked at me and said what are you at peeing in the seat.  I said no she’s like as much as you drank and you haven’t budged I find that hard to believe.  I said I have a strong bladder which I do.  So we landed in the Dominican 30 degrees and sunny bring it on.   I still haven’t peed got through the airport,  hopped on the bus to the resort had a beer on the way there.  Got to the resort checked in,  dropped our bags off in the room changed and hit the pool bar.   As soon as I got down to the pool that’s when my bladder woke up I didn’t think I was going to make it.  I looked around didn’t see anything resembling a bathroom so I started to walk until I found one.   Just when I was about to give up hope behind the pool bar I noticed steps going down and people coming out so I said well this must be it.  I was feeling all the beer I drank my peripheral vision was blurry as almighty hell but I managed to find a stall.   Pulled my bikini bottoms down sat on the toilet and within seconds pee started to gush out of me.  I had to be peeing for a solid two minutes before it went into a trickle  and finally stopped.    Grabbed tp wiped and got dressed again.  When I opened the stall door there was a man there I’m like sir I think your in the wrong bathroom unless this is one of those gender neutral bathrooms.   He laughed he said no this is the men’s room,  I looked around and sure enough there were two urinals that I didn’t notice before.   I apologized while washing my hands he said don’t worry about it when you gotta go you gotta go.   I left mortified and got into the swimming pool.   Ordered a few shots of tequila to get over that humiliation and well before I ended up telling Katie because she won’t let me live it down,  she still talks about it.