Rubbersheetmike

I once got fined for "public urination." I think the fine was $95. At least where I live it's basically a municipal bylaw offense. They can charge it as a criminal offense for gross indecency, as the cop who fined me said, but I think the police here stopped doing that years ago. I've also seen the police completely ignore guys who are urinating in public. Most of those cops - or at least he males among them - have likely had the experience of being "caught short" (as my father used to say) and using the nearest wall, tree or garbage bin for relief.

I used to live in an old apartment building years ago that had a couple elevators in which one of the residents constantly pissed. Literally every day that I took an elevator there was a fresh pee puddle. When I was drunk I'd sometimes add to the puddle when returning to my apartment. I often wondered if they ever found out who the daily pisser was? Nowadays it would probably be a much bigger risk because there are cameras everywhere.

On 11/6/2023 at 5:39 PM, TylerHasFun said:

Another great story with my buddy Mike.  So we're hanging out at his place.  We're both drunk, as usual.  I'm bursting to piss and I decide to fuck with him a bit.  I say to him, hey man I will give you 5 bucks if you drink a shot of my piss.  He laughs and is like hell no dude.  One thing you should know that me and Mikey, and all my friends, we're constantly doing dumb shit like this.  So its not as personal as it may sound.  I say how about 10 bucks.  He mulls it over, shaking his head and is like, half a shot.   I finally say 20 bucks, one shot.   He still hestitates, laughs and says fine.  I take the shot glass and head outside to piss in it, and take care of the rest.  I could have used the sink, but I wanted to be an asshole.  So I fill the glass and the rest of my piss floods the outside level, including some welcome mats.  I close the door, hand it over to Mike, he's like god its so yellow.  He braces himself and shoots it.  He's about to puke it up and heads to the sink and I'm like I ain't payin if you puke it up.  He muscles it down, and chases it with some beer.  I'm like hell yeah dude.  

I piss all around his building, I got him drinking piss.  THat's my kind of male bonding.  Fucker says to me that next time he's gonna do it to me.  He hasn't remembered it yet, so maybe I'm scott free.  He better pay me if I do.

 

Usually after a few drinks piss is to watered down that it's easy to drink. It must have been your first leak that day since starting drinking. If a guy offered me $10 or $20 to drink a shot glass of his piss, I wouldn't hesitate to accept the offer.

I was a bedwetter well into puberty. When I was younger I hated it. Later I started to enjoy it though. I wonder how many other guys had this experience when growing up?

On 10/10/2022 at 11:02 PM, Wetclotheslover said:

These are some of my bedwetting exploits

 

I especially like pictures 3 and 4. A good bed wetting soaks the bed from the pillow to the knees. 

On 11/1/2023 at 1:42 AM, Lennys_wet_now said:

Most of the time to be honest I don't hold my cock.

I'm an exhibitionist and love to pull out my whole set with my balls, pull back my very loose foreskin and let it flow.

At the urinal I adore the guys just staring at my cock and balls especially when it hardens and lifts up and down as my dick gets hard.

Never cover or hide anything, that's part of my kink.

When I was young I used to be pee shy because I didn't like other guys looking. I grew up with religious parents who employed body shaming and guilt as control mechanisms. It wasn't until I got to high school and had to shower after PE class that I realized I had nothing to be worried about. There were a couple of very well endowed guys and couple who were quite small. But most of us were in between or I guess average. I was probably high average. Once I figured that out, I never minded showing everything when standing at a urinal.

I wet my pants once in my final year of high school. We used to go to a friend's place at lunch to party and get pretty wasted before going back for afternoon classes. I was already on a warning for this and didn't want to be caught again which would have resulted in a suspension and a lot of problems with my folks. Anyway, I made it through the afternoon to my final class and sat at the very back trying not to get noticed. About halfway through the class I started to feel really desperate until as we used to say back then I felt like my back teeth were floating. I finally realized that I was either going to have to run out of the class which would generate questions or piss in my pants. The latter option won out. I moved toward the front of my seat and arranged my junk to allow as much as possible to run down my left pant leg and tried to make sure it didn't flow into my left shoe. The feeling of release was exquisite as it took my bladder about 30 or 35 second to empty. The puddle on the floor was quite large by the time I finished but luckily it started toward to flow toward the wall behind my seat rather than to the side or in front of me. When the bell rang, I quickly ran out the door at the back of the classroom and went to my locker to retrieve my track pants. I changed in a stall in the nearby bathroom, which was near my locker. The next day the class teacher said at the beginning of the class that anybody who needed to use the bathroom only needed to ask for permission to do so. He looked toward me but I don't think anybody else in the class knew what I'd done or why we were being told we could ask to go to the bathroom.

I used to do this kind of thing when I was younger. I wouldn't try it now though because I'd worry about getting a bill to replace the mattress. I've read that there have been some small claims suits to replaced pissed mattresses and in one case the respondent, a younger lad who'd just reached drinking age, was found guilty of bedwetting by a judge and had to pay around $700 for a replacement mattress. I think I would have just paid instead of being taken to court for it.

I love peed pjs in the morning.

On 9/29/2023 at 8:14 PM, Gorgo1 said:

Went camping with my friends when I was younger. It was night and I really had to pee. Was freaked out about leaving the tent and ended up peeing my boxers and soaking the sleeping bag. Luckily nobody noticed and it was the last day. Just rolled up the bag and wore my damp boxers under my shorts for the rest of the day. 
Otherwise we just whipped it out and peed on the trees. 

Lucky for you that nobody noticed. I was sent to summer sports camp when I was younger and I peed in my sleeping bag and right through the thin mattress by accident one night because when I woke up during the night it was pouring rain outside so I just went back to sleep. The camp counselor was really good about it in the morning but the other campers weren't as supportive. When we did have to go at night we all did it just behind the cabins rather than walk through the woods to the latrine.

On 9/26/2023 at 11:12 PM, JQKER said:

Compare the number of photos of women peeing to men peeing on the various peeing websites.  I'd say the women outnumber men 1000 to 1 at least.

True enough. But my guess is that's because a lot of men like to watch women pee so there's a big market for it. There's a lot of male pee video and pics on gay websites though.

On 9/2/2023 at 11:26 AM, InOddPlaces said:

One of favourite "naughty" pee plays is to keep my underwear damp by regularly peeing a few drops 😊. When I need to go for a bigger pee I stand over the toilet holding my genitals, letting the pee run over my sack, don't wipe anything and just dress again.

Although nothing should soak through, I make sure I'm wearing trousers that don't show when wet to avoid any embarrassment!

I often do this when out socially as it's easier to excuse anything that does show as an accident 😄

Does anyone else like this sort of play?
What are you experiences / embarrassments whilst trying to do it?

I always keep a pair of peed underwear handy - usually under my bed - to rewet when I get the urge. And also to use to stimulate myself when I need to shoot a load.

On 8/27/2023 at 4:51 AM, InOddPlaces said:

Lots of things!

1) Laziness
2) Warm feeling
3) Naughty feeling
4) Feeling like a young kid who wets the bed
5) Sexual turn-on for masturbation

I agree. All those things turn me on too.

On 10/27/2023 at 3:07 AM, Wetseat said:

Basically, my pee kink is like a drug. Im extremely addicted to my pee kink and at least 60-70% of everything i posted is what i wanted to be true. Fact is, I haven’t had a girlfriend since high school, and while i do pee in my car I haven’t in a few months. I’ve been trying to get “clean” (from my pee addiction) for several years now and it keeps getting harder and harder to keep myself from doing kinky pees. Im ashamed to admit it but I’ve even convinced my mom that i was having bladder problems and wore pull ups for about 2 months before getting back on track, I recently peed on a chair and put it in my bathtub to clean it. I just recently got the urine smell in my car to go from a 20 out of 10 to a 1-2 out of 10. 

—-I AM SORRY—-

I wanted friends that shared my kink for so long but I almost always feel a meth like high pre nut but post nut its like damn near depression + i have to do clean up. 
 

 

Like others who've replies to your post, I agree that this is a site where we can openly communicate about this kink. I've felt really guilty about it at times. But it doesn't go away. I've had it for many decades and at times tried to 'go straight' (as it were) but eventually I let my pee flow again and, well, I just learned to accept it.

I got caught for public urination a few years ago. I took a leak in an alley that's on my way home from my favorite bar. It was cold out and the alley was empty which was strange because there's a few bars around there. I unzipped and was close to finishing when somebody put their hand on my shoulder. It was a cop. He told me to finish and zip up. I tried to argue desperation, "What was I supposed to do officer?" He wasn't sympathetic. I got a $95 fine. Somebody at the bar told me a few days earlier that the police were watching the alley because of complaints from local businesses. Too late for me to find out though.