benny hills

I took my seventeen year-old girlfriend to a small theme park in the countryside...It was quite a drive there and, understandably, soon after getting out the car she announced that she must have a wee. I pointed out that the toilets were only a short distance away and we'd soon get there. However she said she couldn't wait, stopped still on the path, pulled up the front of her short skirt with one hand and yanked her knickers aside with the other, providing me with a lovely view of her young slit. She then produced a short but powerful jet of piss that made a noticeable puddle on the gravel.

A friend introduced me to an attractive single Mum of about 35. I went to pick her up and we went to a pub on the edge of town for some drinks. She was wearing a short skirt but was very lady-like getting in and out of the car - so as not to reveal her knickers when I opened / closed the door for her! In the pub, she must have had about four long drinks - Vodka and lemonade. She visited the Ladies just once, at least an hour before our eventual departure. On the drive home, we agreed to stop at an off-licence for a bottle to have at home. Whilst parking the car, she asked whether the off-lic