Fliphisssin

Yes, one night after drinking a little too much liquid at the local Watering Hole. Well, they call it a watering hole ,what do you want?  I felt I could treat myself to some tacos at the local fast-food Taco with a big Sombrero chain restaurant. So, I went to the drive-thru. I placed my order and the feeling and sensation and tingling started in my crotch .  Yes I had to pee and I knew it was going to be a lot. I thought okay I'll just drive out of line go behind the dumpster no biggie.   However, two cop cars pulled in behind me. And that would not have been a problem if there wasn't a giant building on my left and a giant cinder block wall on my right so I was trapped between the cars behind and the cars ahead and the wall and the building nowhere to pee.  I still have some time and I just pulled it out and peed right there on my driver side floor. I tried very hard not to hit the brake pedal because my shoes I'm sure would have slipped off in the emergency that I would have to break. Put myself away just barely in time as I pulled forward to accept my tacos. The pants were wet my socks were wet the floor in front of the driver seat was wet. Went home told my wife all about it she laughed hysterically. hysterically, hysterically ,and then insisted I go back and clean the car. Immediately!!