vaticanskank

posting this in the men’s section because, unfortunately, formula 1 et al are still overwhelmingly male. 

a friend who is very into f1 has informed me that it’s not uncommon for drivers to wet themselves in their cars, or at least threaten to, whether that’s while waiting during a red flag (when all drivers have to stop during a race because of a safety concern) or just during the race. she also mentioned that it’s much more common in the le mans 24 hours race, as you might imagine. there, drivers apparently openly piss in their suits, all over their cars. 

plenty of material here for piss/omo fans, i reckon: desperate drivers on the radio to their engineers, the little sighs of relief just audible as the engineers realise they’ve let go. drivers getting into trouble with said engineers for getting piss all over their expensive cars. wet patches on their clothes underneath their suits and on the seats. races as holding competitions…the list goes on! any thoughts from anyone?

(and if anyone needs any further inspiration, i would suggest googling george russell, who has the angelic good looks of every gay man’s first high school crush. or am i alone in this?)

have definitely seen this a fair few times. usually girls, for various reasons (the boys’ toilets tend to have shorter lines!) but i did once see a guy at an outdoor rave just squat down and poke his dick out of the leg of his shorts and piss onto the grass. very hot, but he sadly disappeared into the crowd before i could stop him