BigSirj

I thought I'd come in with another standing pee story. 

A few years back, I was really horny. Unfortunately, my FWB's were not responding to my calls and messages. 

So, I decided to use an escort instead. Paid $60 for hh. Not bad. Long story short, I fucked the escort. But I didn't cum yet, and I wanted to finish in the bathroom. So I dragged the escort to the bathroom. And then I asked to pee while standing up like a man in the toilet. I showed her how I wanted her to pee. No bending knees, hips forward, facing the toilet and one hand on her pussy to give the illusion of her having a dick. She stood back from a toilet a little. Then she unleashed a slightly messy, but powerful stream in the toilet. I was jerking off. She peed for a long time (about a minute or two). 

"You pee more than me!" I exclaimed. "My 'dick' is helping me." She replied. I told her to face me and have a sword fight (or in this case, a shield and sword fight). I knocked my dick against her 'dick',  then she faced the toilet again and continued to pee. After she was done, she shook her cooch off like she actually has a dick. Then we continued to shield and sword fight, until I came on her belly. 

And that's pretty much it. 

Tell me what you think. And I have a few more if you're interested.

Ok.  I'd thought I'd give a short experience of what I saw.

Flashback to 2012, I turned old enough to drink legally (in Canada it's 19). I was at a festival that was held at a nightclub backyard parking lot. I drank and smoked a lot at the festival (away from my family and with my friends). 

The bathrooms had a long line for the women, and the line was made worse because 2 of the 3 toilets we're broken. So the owner and manager said it was ok for the ladies to use the men's room. A little bit later, I had to pee so bad (4 beers, 3 mixed drinks, some water and 1 weed filled cigar went in me. I wasn't sloshed but I felt something) so I went to the men's rest room. 

I waited for a unoccupied urinal. Then I approached it, unzipped my pants and was going to pee. It takes me a few seconds to go when next to men, but I can still go. But the women in the back was making me a little nervous. The minute I was about to go, a mature (early 40's) said "Don't worry boys, you don't have what I haven't seen before!"

That made me lose focus and made me leave. So I decided to wait at least 20 to 1/2 hour. I really had to go. And this time I didn't care that women were in there. I waited for a free urinal, approached it, unzipped and after a few seconds, I was finally able to pee. A few seconds in, the urinal next to me was open. Then, a beautiful, thick, buxom women who clearly drank a lot, made way to the urinal next to me. She began hiking up her skirt, pulled her panties to the side, slighty bend her knees, put 2 hands on her privates, and let out a thick, man like pee stream in the barrierless urinal. The men was very shocked to say the least. They waited until she was done. I couldn't stop mid stream so I was there. I wasn't as shocked to see this because I've seen women pee in urinals standing up before online, but to see it in person while in mid stream is another thing. I thought she was a man at first, but then I got a little curious and took a good look. SHE'S 100% WOMAN! She peed for a really long time. My cock rock hard while in mid stream. Then she did the shake like how us men shake after peeing and made her way out. I think she was either too drunk or too desperate to realize that I was staring.

To me, that was a good day. 

I got more real life stories and I can create fictional stories. 

Tell me what you think, ladies and gentlemen (mostly ladies).