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On the subject of naughty pissing, my carpet is being replaced in a few days

Really want to make the most of it, but is there any other piss related activities you can do with a carpet, aside from straight up pissing directly on it

 

This poll is hot, but needs an option for pissing all over the restrooms

4 hours ago, hrlv said:

This thread gave me a few ideas though. I have a couple of old tablets that could be ruined while turned on. That would make great vids!

They would make good content :)

 

Although, I am sure there is some overlap between public toilets and places that are disgusting, covered in piss, and never cleaned :)

 

No problem :)

 

23 hours ago, GenericUsername said:

Peeing in public restroom floors is kinda rude to janitors who have to clean it up. Hotel carpets are probably less rude because there is less cleanup needed and research shows that many hotel rooms have already been pissed in. Get a smoking/pets room to help hide the smell.

I will always hit this dilemma between being naughty, and not being a dick

That is why, like you said, I love especially to piss places that are already disgusting, meaning that it is still naughty, but I am not just being a flat out jerk

I was a bit bored, so here you go. I have corrected some errors in the story so far (Don't worry, it happens to the best of us). You have a very good mind when it comes to writing stories.

Shy sisters naughty toilet chapter 1

Hello I am Dave. I am well built from my football days in college and living with my 2 sisters, Haley and Veronica. Haley is my shy younger sister, with light blond hair and hazel eyes. She is slim,  with a nice little peach of a butt, and self-conscious of her A cup breasts, with padded fillings for a B cup. She is just starting college. Veronica is your run of the mill slut, with her F cup boobs and a fat ass and scampy clothes. She dropped out of high school and is now working at a hooters bar near my house.

So today is Haley’s 20th birthday, and I wanted to get her something nice. I decided to get her a new computer because the computer she’s using is on it’s last legs, and she won’t speak up about it. When I got home, I took of my shoes and went to the living room, only to see Veronica sitting on the couch, in only her red bra and green panties. Sh was looking at her phone with a beer at her side and the room was littered with her food wrappers, and empty cans on the floor.

“VERONICA!”

“What? I’m hot and the AC's broken, remember.“

“Well okay, but at least put on some shorts.”

”Don’t wanna.”

“Now and clean up this mess, I thought you had to work.”

“Got fired.”

“WHAT, HOW?”

”I peed on the bosses chair, 'cause he gave me more work.”

My hart raced at the thought of that and I got a little hard, however I was disappointed in myself because of it.

”Why did you do that?”

”I was sitting in his chair, had to pee, and just thought to myself "Fuck it" and did it on the chair. No regrets it was great.”

I was so dumbfounded, that I just ignored her and sat on the couch a little horny.

I sat down on the couch next to her, and grabbed the “beer” on the table. I put it up to my lips and immediately regretted doing so. I looked over and saw my sister laughing.

”Did that taste good?”

”No asshole, what did you do?”

“I got the whole thing on tape, even you getting a stiffy from drinking your sisters piss.”

I looked down and saw half of a hard on, and got super embarrassed.

“Delete it now!”

“No”

”Please!”

She just got off the couch and went to her room, leaving my mind running in circles.

Soon the door opened, and in came hazel, all shy. She went to sit on the couch all jittery.

“You okay?”

“Ya”

It became clear that she needed to pee, and it started to get me horny. Our house is a 2 story building, with the bathroom and shower upstairs, and our bedrooms downstairs. She got up, and I started to follow from my horny brain taking over. She started to walk to the stairs almost collapsing from desperation. I saw as she looked both ways and started to head into my room near the stairs. She entered my room and left the door open a crack. As I peeked my head into my room, I saw my usually super shy sister start to drop her pink shorts. Simultaneously she started to squat over the white carpet. "No she’s not gunna", I thought to my self. Ssssssshh, she slowly sprinkled a light  yellow stream onto my carpet, and with a sigh of relief it got stronger and stronger pooling into a large, yellow stained puddle, wave after wave making a river under my bed. She peed for a whole minute as it let up. She stood over my bed and grabbed my white pillow, wiping her pussy clean and putting my pillow back. It was so arousing. I walked in the room, and closed the door. She looks at me in embarrassment.

 

Shy sisters naughty toilet chapter 2

Hazel's POV

As I got in the car from a long day of school, I put on my make up because it was my birthday, and I just know big brother got me something nice. As I stop at a red light my body jerked "Noo I have to pee now", I thought. I tried to hurry home, making sure that I followed the speed limit. As I pulled into the driveway, the car jerked for a final time. No it’s coming out.

As I opened the door, big brother was there, sitting on the couch looking worried. I went to sit next to him, but that was a mistake. As I sat down I leaked. I sprang back up to go to the toilet. As I got to the stairs, I almost collapsed. "Noo it’s going to come out", I thought. I turned my head to see a door open. It was big brothers room. Without thinking I entered his room, inhaling deeply. His doors was always locked. It was so clean, and I never knew. I looked to check if any one could see me in his room, when it came.

Without thinking, I lowered my pink shorts I wore to impress brother, and my underwear, as I  squatted down over his white carpet. Oh no here it comes I... I can’t stop. I squatted down, and began to piss on his carpet. "I am such a naughty sister", I thought to my self. It wouldn't stop. As I began to relax the golden gates, I became hot, super hot. Fuck this feels so good, but it’s so wrong. I had a small orgasm pissing on my big brothers carpet. I looked and it had started going under his bed.

It was letting up now and I needed to wipe. I looked to see if he had any tissues, but I saw none. Then I look at his bed, and the thought came to me. Big brother sleeps on that, if I wipe my soked pussy on his pillow, he will be smelling my pussy every night. It was too tempting. I got up and put his clean pillow in between my legs, the soft silk pillow sheet was better than I could have imagined. I still had to pee a little more.

As I relaxed in the pillow, a little stream began to flow. Mmf that’s soo good.

Slam

I jumped, still peeing as I turned to see him.

 

27 minutes ago, NaughtyPisserLover said:

Oh, one thing about public bathroom floor pissing. When you wipe, throw the toilet paper on the floor obviously😂😛

I'll keep that in mind :)

 

Something like this would also be fun

https://xhamster.com/videos/peeing-at-store-xh9MtCf

Actually, coming back to this topic, I have never tried it personally, but a waste site

Not a site with regular rubbish but more discarded sofas and TV's, and such

Just letting loose there would be fun

 

Thanks for all of these suggestions so far, will definitely be trying some of them out

 

That is really hot

 

I have been bored recently and this community seems the perfect place to ask

Where is the naughtiest or hottest place to piss

While I won't post images or videos, I will take into consideration every post, and if this community is as good as my current experience says, I will end up doing most of the ones you suggest

6 minutes ago, Abyz said:

Whichever situation is naughtiest to you. Whichever brings you the most pleasure.

Indoors is naughtier, the best place to piss indoors is all over the swimming pool toilets.

It already stinks of piss and is wet all over, so you know that you are not being too much of a dick to whoever is cleaning it

4 minutes ago, 88mphArtist said:

It's the same for me. I love knowing that I can carelessly and effortlessly piss somewhere and leave a massive mess for some poor janitor to clean lol, and also the fact that I can easily destroy someone else's things without them knowing it was me if I plan it carefully enough. For example, being able to sneak into someone's bedroom at a house party and soak it in piss is one of my biggest fantasies that I plan to make true sometime. I'd be sure to defile their clothes, electronics, carpet, and mattress. Not for any kind of rhyme or reason - just purely for my own pleasure at someone's expense. 😈That's the hottest part about naughty pissing to me. Edit - also the riskiness is a big factor often. It's exhilirating to make the mess

 

I think you summed it up quite well here

 

What do you mean by naughty?

In nature, the freedom

In enclosed spaces, the fear of getting caught

 

But seriously if the library is where you want to piss, go ahead

 

Just remember to send me the video ;)

Just now, 88mphArtist said:

That's fair too 🙂 I'm also in the UK if you ever wanna join in on the bookshop piss

We need to start a movement of pissing in book shops

 

Do you have any more stories like this. That was hot!

 

Just now, 88mphArtist said:

Meh, they can replace the books. It's fun to ruin things

But here in the UK, most libraries are publically funded and I just think that it might go a step too far

If you want to piss on a monopolistic greedy coorporation's property though, that is fair game :)

 

On 3/29/2021 at 8:18 PM, 88mphArtist said:

Facemasks are great for anonymity. One of the few silver linings from covid for us naughty pissers. Plus CCTV cameras are generally low-resolution, so you should be fine pissing in apartment buildings/elevators without any problems. I've pissed in a fitting room before and it's easy to get away with it. Same with public bathrooms, which are my personal favourite place to naughty piss in public. There's no way they can prove it was you. You just make the mess and sneak right out of there. By the time people notice, you'll be long gone hehe As for tips for not getting caught: maybe wear inconspicuous clothes. Something plain and black with jeans maybe? Plus a facemask for added anonymity. 

My favourite places to naughty piss that I'd recommend:

• public bathrooms - everywhere: floors, walls, toilet paper, spitting on mirrors, etc
• fitting rooms - all over the floor and store clothes that you don't buy. Riskier than public bathrooms but no way they can prove you did it

Other riskier places I wanna try but haven't had the opportunity yet. Maybe these can give you some creative ideas:

• friend's house when they're not looking: piss under their bed, in their shampoo, hand soap, drinks, etc.
• public library: soaking and ruining books
• elevator: all over buttons 
• public transport: soaking train seats/bus seats and floors
• stairwells, store floors in quiet aisles
• hotel rooms and airbnbs under furniture, soaking bare mattress, etc

Maybe don't do the library, and opt for a book shop as then you would not just be ruining peoples pleasure