Masseur Messy

From the replies it seems that some women will spray their pee and pee messy when pulling the labia open, while pee in a neat stream when not parting the labia. Others however pee messy when NOT parting their labia, and will pee in a neat stream when parting them. That’s a lot of variety 😲

for the ladies who don’t part labia, is messiness ever an issue for you?

On 2/19/2021 at 4:40 AM, Sophie said:

When sitting down on the toilet it's very rare I have a stray stream, however when squatting all bets are off. Sometimes it's nice and neat, other times I get a wet backside. 

My friend is the opposite, she almost always gets trickles running off her bum while she is sitting on the toilet. 

Sounds like you and this friend are on intimate terms, at least about peeing 🤣. Since you know so much about her peeing details, do you know how wet a backside she can get? Do the trickles run down both her butt cheeks, and do they only do that toward the end? (And of course I wonder about these in your case as well!)

On 2/19/2021 at 4:40 AM, Sophie said:

When sitting down on the toilet it's very rare I have a stray stream, however when squatting all bets are off. Sometimes it's nice and neat, other times I get a wet backside. 

My friend is the opposite, she almost always gets trickles running off her bum while she is sitting on the toilet. 

When you say squat, do you mean high squat as over the toilet, or do you mean a low squat using a hole-on-the-floor squatting toilet?
 

I ask because I assume a low squat would more likely get you a wet backside because pee can run down your bums since they are lower. Is that your experience?

On 2/20/2021 at 2:32 PM, Eliminature said:

Only whilst sitting. When I stand, it shoots right out with the strength and distance  of a man. I get the odd spot trickling onto the floor between my feet but not much. 

Wow, since you pee so powerfully when standing, I assume your stream must also be quite powerful when sitting? Which is interesting because I thought most women who have stray streams running down bums or thighs have a weak stream, since it goes to the side when not shooting forward with enough force. 

Do you get stray streams when sitting only toward the end, or do they run stray the whole time you’re peeing?

On 2/16/2021 at 8:44 AM, ukpeegirl86 said:

I think it's to do with position and angle as this happens to me when I pee sitting on a toilet but not when I squat and pee on the ground. 

Interesting, would you mind sharing some more details? Like what position on the toilet makes you wet yourself the most? And where do you usually get stray streams, bums, thighs, or else?

On 2/17/2021 at 10:57 AM, Relevantcucumber said:

Yes, sometimes I'll have a nice tidy stream and sometimes itll fall like a waterfall and cascade everywhere. I guess for me it depends how I'm squatting, and if my lips are blocking the stream somehow... I'll do some research and come back 😂

Looking forward to knowing your research results. 
 

when you say “sometimes,” how often is it exactly? And when you say “everywhere,” do you mean your bum cheeks, thighs, or else?

On 6/10/2020 at 1:24 PM, Jesper said:

One thing I totally adore by my girlfriend - she rarely cares to wipe. She is simply too lazy to. Nothing to do with it turns her on or anything - she is simply lazy. The toilet roll is just there, but no wiping, hardly any shaking, 1 (one) little hop, and up the panties go. If we are going to see my family, I ask her to wipe, as I don't want my sisters to smell a piss wet pussy and think "eeeew".  Else I have absolutely nothing against her not wiping. Just wish she would piss more oftenly in ma mouth, more than 3 times a year.

Oh she pulls her jeans and pants down when pissing. And up immediately after. Yes her panties are always piss wet (But not when we are going to visit people - I am protecting her against herself then.

Wow, a wonderful girl you’ve got there!

some women pee rather neatly, so they don’t get wet panties as much even without wiping. Others pee more messy and needs more wipes to fully clean up. Would you say your girlfriend is closer to the neat or the messy kind?

On 6/25/2014 at 5:04 PM, Sophie said:

 

But in all seriousness, I almost always sit with my clothes just above my knees, legs and feet together, leant forward a little with my hands resting on my legs or in my lap.

From what I’ve heard, women who pee sitting with legs and feet together can sometimes make the pee flow backwards, and wet their bum cheeks or thighs. Obviously it differs from one to another but is that a common experience for you or others here?

Hello everyone. New to the site,  but so far everything looks lively and nice. 

I developed my pee fetish when I was fairly young, but became sexually connected for me as I became a teenager. While I like watching others pee, inside/outside etc, my greatest fascination is watching girls who pee with messy streams, with lovely dribbles running down their bums and thighs. 

Looking forward to sharing and reading more pee stories!