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Hello all, it’s been a while!

I thought while I’m a little bit high and horny, I’d recollect some of my favourite pissing experiences I’ve had over the year and a bit since I moved and got a bit more freedom. Most are the naughty pees I like to do around my house, and some fun watersports stuff:

• Pissed on the wall and carpet in my flat hallway while standing, not a lot but did a few spurts here and there to mark my new home!

• Pissed and squirted on the carpet by accident while masturbating with our biggest dildo in doggy 

• We have a little yard in the back- and I’ve pissed desperately outside while smoking countless times. I’ve squatted over our flowerbed and used that as a toilet too, plus I like standing over the drain and peeing as its in the corner and easy to get to. But I mostly just piss where I’m sat or stood out there because it’s much more convenient and fun! Especially since we have neighbours that may be able to see into our yard, so it’s a rush having a sneaky pee and getting away with it…or not! 

• We also have a basement area outside, I’ve sat on the stairs leading down, pulled down my pants and pissed a fountain down them. I also hurriedly went into a back corner, pulled back my T-dick and sprayed the floor and walls in there. It felt soooo good, I did it a few more times before, and slightly sprayed a few things in storage (nothing too important down there anyway!) 

• I’ve had a few accidents in my kitchen and either rushed outside or to the shower to quickly spray down the tile with a big power piss. 
 

• Another little fun desperation story is one time I got back from work absolutely bursting, I hadn’t gone nearly all day and I was not about to rush all the way to our bathroom which is right at the other side of the house. Instead, I quickly grabbed a newspaper I use for crafts, threw off my clothes, and grabbed my crotch to hold it in until I squatted all over the full newspaper, seeking it soaking in until it formed in a lovely golden puddle in the middle. (Cleaning up was a bit of a hassle though- didn’t spill any!) 

• Wet myself a lot in the bathroom, over the toilet, in the shower and on the floor. Have had a few pissgasms in there, especially when using the shower head to get off. I also love to piss in the shower- just letting it run down my legs without the shower on, pissing casually taking a shower; I also like to power piss all the way up the tile, it’s so fucking fun! I also loooove spreading my legs and pissing a big arching stream in the bath, and also aiming it all over myself. Me and my partner love to piss on each other in the shower too! 

• When my partner is using the loo and I have nowhere else to go, I just use the bath right next to him as my toilet and pee in there. One time we were so desperate after a night out I just went over the bath anyway.

• I’ve peed on so many bathroom floors in public now I can’t remember them all. Sometimes it’s just a little splash, other times if it’s not very well cleaned I completely let loose.

• I had to reeeeeeally go after a job interview that was far away from my house, there was luckily a foresty- park area nearby, so I wandered around to find somewhere private and pulled my pants down and stood up, spraying it forward in front of me. 
 

• Another time before work, it was really early in the morning and no public toilets were open- and I needed to go so damn badly. I wandered into a nearby alley that was covered, and had to yank my trousers down in panic and squat as a gush of piss spilled right out of me in a huge puddle. 

• I use an old washing up bucket sometimes as a sort of potty when I know I’ll soon really need to go but I know I’m gonna be lazy and not go to the bathroom soon. So I have often put it under my ass and sat on it while playing video games or when my partner is out and I just piss off the side of the bed into it. 

Whooooh, I’m quite horny after remembering all of this! There definitely are more, and I’m sure there’ll be more to come! 

I’m recently moving into a new flat with my partner, and we have had a really bad time with our ex-roommate who made me and him feel really unsafe. Now she’s moved out, we think is coming back to get some new stuff at a later date. But I’ve been home alone…which means I was able to have some fun one last time in this place 😈

The past couple of days I pissed on the carpet while walking around my bedroom, and then stood up and hosed into my cupboard/closet. I also used my rubbish bin as a morning toilet when I woke up, it felt amazing. The real fun was going into her empty room, flipping the mattress over and using the spare bed as my personal toilet for the day 🥰I’ve never felt so horny seeing my piss spray all over and soak into the mattress! After that, I lay down on it and fully relaxed my bladder onto the bed/ pure bliss 😩 I also sprayed the carpet a bit and went right between the bed and walk because why the hell not?

 In fact I think I’m going to go pee on it again really soon, I might get some photos or a video if I’m not too distracted! 

Hello,

Normally I am just an avid lurker on this site, I usually come here to jerk off but I thought I’d just say a few things I have done. I’m 20, a trans man, and am into all things piss (amidst many other things) My current partner knows about my fetish to a certain extent- watersports and omorashi. But they don’t know that I am insanely into naughty peeing and piss vandalism, as well as vouyerism and exhibitionism, pissing in public. I love the thrill of pissing somewhere you’re not meant to, especially on surfaces like carpet or furniture. I also love doing that as an act of desperation or direct vandalism- or just nonchalantly because you just felt like it or couldn’t be bothered to go the toilet- or maybe you despise using toilets at all! 
 

Here is a list of naughty pisses I have done:

- Pissed countless times outside, mainly in fields and off tree branches, in my garden, off my steps

-Pissed on my bed a couple of times, pissed on my carpet in my old bedroom, pissed on a cuddly toy I had, as well as several towels

-Often piss my pants when alone or into bundled up clothes. Why go to the bathroom, when I could just use something else as my toilet? 

-I would always piss in the shower, sometimes like to practice power pissing (I also do this outside!)

-pissed everywhere in my grandma’s old house. I’ve used the sofas like a toilet when left there alone, I loved lifting up the seat like a toilet seat and pissing into the sofa, then putting it back again without anyone knowing.

I would also piss on the carpets and blame it on the dog who often wees there too. Ive done it under the bed a lot, as well as all over in a spare room, spraying everything; behind the beds, into pillows, and even in the hard floor wardrobes and all over the clothes- and in drawers with clothes or objects in them. 
 

There was a downstairs toilet in the garage and I used to piss in her garden and all over the objects in the garage often too. 
 

-I did a huge piss all in a corner under my uni room’s bed. I got myself off to my piss puddle and wiped and left a tissue there for a few days, it felt amazing. I’ve also used the bed frame as a toilet seat and pissed a little onto the carpet below. I also pissed under the bedside table and all over the shower room, and I pissed on the soft chair and pissed myself sat there. Ive tinkled slightly under the desk while sitting there as well.

One night I came back to my room very high and drunk, and ended up getting myself off while pissing my entire bladder onto the carpet, sat in my own pee. It was embarrassing that I had wet that much, but so fucking relieving.

I’ve also pissed in the fire escape stairwells at my accommodation, as well as in the bins of the toilet facilities and once into a bottle of cleaning liquid. 

I’ve pissed behind a building on campus countless times, and pissed behind a tree on campus when drunk.

-Back home I pissed on the carpet, into a mattress, and underneath a sofa.

-Recently Ive pissed under my bedside table and got to piss myself in front of my partner; we are planning on regularly doing omorashi and watersports, we are going to both piss on each other and drink each other’s piss. 
 

I desperately (no pun intended…or is it) want to piss in public places more. 
I want to pee all over a hotel room, pissing in drawers and on the bed and into the pillows and just all over the floors, especially the carpet. I want to do a sneaky pee on the carpet in the hallway or the lobby! 
I want to sneak into an empty classroom or office room, choose a corner and treat it as my own personal toilet, pissing on the carpet like I really had to go! 

I want to try pissing in a fitting room or in a store somewhere, like a department store or furniture shop. Like hide and go pee in public!

I love the fantasy of pissing all over someone’s stuff, especially clothes in their wardrobe or in their drawers or on personal belongings. Haven’t tried pissing on a desk or table but I’d like that! 
 

I also want to piss on a train or bus, either on the seat or on the floor. I’ve pissed on the floor of public toilets before, but nowhere else like that. 
I so want to piss out of a car window or just all over the seats, or desperately start pissing everywhere without control! 

I also love the idea of just pissing wherever you want, going as you’re doing something casual and being nonchalant about it. Something about just letting yourself piss anywhere is so freeing and sexy.

Anyway, those are just a few thoughts, I might post again, who knows! I want to be more brave and a lot more pissy!