honeylemon

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On 3/30/2021 at 9:42 PM, Jar351 said:

Welcome @honeylemon I hope you are enjoying your time here.  Have you ever peed in your pants?

Absolutely! Its not my favourite thing, but its so much fun. 

On 12/5/2020 at 4:40 AM, gldenwetgoose said:

Sorry I can't add much value in terms of recommendations.

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it’s really hard to find anyone 😕 

does anyone know of any good premium snapchat accounts, onlyfans, dropboxes that have good piss content?? its soo hard to find

does anyone know of any onlyfans accounts that regularly post pee content? i dont mind subscribing if the content is good enough but I dont know any accounts that do it! 

On 8/31/2020 at 8:19 PM, p1ssputz said:

Uh, I've done a lot in my lifetime. Don't actually remember some of them. These are probably the naughtiest:

• Under the bartop in a crowded bar in my hometown - I was drunk and standing against the bar surrounded by people, I thought I could get away with it, and I did. Unzipped under the bar top, pissed. Ordered a drink afterwards and stayed until closing time.
• In the back of a car sharing/car rental car (this wasn't as satisfying as I expected)
• Movie theater entrance hallway on carpet
• Under a pew in a church (I was young when I did this, used to like to hide under the pews. Did a piss one time for fun.)
• On a hotel carpet floor (slept on a folded-up sleeper couch at friend's bachelor party, so I stuck myself between the backrest and the cushions and managed to hit the carpet. The bathroom wasn't available anyway)
• On a friend's couch when I slept on the couch there drunk after a house party (not actually sure about this one, think I stuck my dick between the cushions and let go into the couch? Honestly don't really remember)

Some others that come to mind:

• Into a locker in high school
• Into a large floor vent of a rental house
• Off the side of the bed onto a towel in a hotel (international travel)
• In a hotel hot tub with a random person in it, stuck my head just barely out of my swim trunks and let it go (same bachelor party event)
• In a carpeted apartment stairwell (I was about to move out)
• In the dishwasher and washing machine of an old apartment I rented (I was about to move out, I ran the cycle directly afterwards)
• In a carpeted stairwell at a workplace (many many times, I worked a solo swing shift in a helpdesk where I was the only person there)
• Under multiple desks in the same workplace
• Into the paper shredder waste bin of the same workplace (not the shredder, just the bin, no damage)
• Out the window of a fourth-story apartment (last year, around 3am when nobody was up)
• In another office building that was being renovated, I pissed in many, many deserted offices. (They were replacing the carpets across the entire floor of the building and the group I worked with only took up a small portion of that floor. I would walk around and explore; I ended up using one of the offices more than the others, like a personal convenience. That was enjoyable.)
• One time, high school - was skateboarding with a friend in a new housing development, and we got into one of the houses being built - it was a loft-style thing, all concrete, nothing finished. We went up to the second floor and pissed down into the living room, flooding the concrete floor. (Dumb high school hijinks.)

There's also other stuff like going outside or in front of other people (especially when I drank more) and sometimes deliberately missing or something, but I never really counted that as naughty.

just seeing this now and wowwww these are all so naughty and so hot

mmm that sounds really fun actually 

not sure if ive posted about this on here before. i was in kindgergarden i think, maybe year one. i had to pee really bad one day during a pool party the school was having in the spring. i was standing right next to my mother, my friend, and my friends parents. i pointed up at the sky, saying there was a plane or something, and i just started peeing. right then and there, out on the open. it was exhilarating, and i remember getting in trouble after (which probably cemented the kink lol).  

welcome!!

On 5/10/2017 at 4:31 PM, Sophie said:

Yesterday I posted a topic asking for suggestions of where I should pee, with the intention of doing a full write up and posting it on the forum. Well here it is. I liked the suggestions so much I couldn’t just pick one, so expect another story in the very near future. I decided to do Steve’s suggestion first because the circumstances were ideal. Anyway without further ado, the story!

I got home from work this afternoon and couldn’t help but smile. I’m always happy to be home but today was different, I was going to have some pee fun. My daughter is staying with a friend today so me and my husband had the place to ourselves, the perfect opportunity to be just a little naughty. A little desperation mixed with a lot of relief, what a way to unwind!

I kicked off my shoes at the door, gave my husband a hello kiss and headed upstairs to get out of my work clothes, skipping my usual post-work wee. I almost always go to the loo after getting home from work just out of habit, something that started many years ago, but I wanted a nice full bladder without having to fill it all over again from scratch. Standing in the mirror, I unbuttoned my blouse, slowly revealing the white lace bra underneath accentuating my breasts nicely while still being comfortable.  I took off the blouse and laid it on the bed behind me before unzipping my black pencil skirt at the back. I slid it down a little, smiling as I saw my lace thong come into view and then let my skirt drop to the floor, stepping out of it. My thong quickly followed and I had a quick look at my behind in the mirror before getting my outfit for the evening. I started by putting on a black t-shirt. Tight enough to stretch across my boobs, leaving little creases and folds where they sat. Next up was a loose white miniskirt, it went to about mid thigh so not too short, but still very sexy. I was trying to go for an innocent look, one of my favourite things ever while being naughty. Finally I tied my hair back in a ponytail and headed downstairs.

My husband was sat on the sofa in the living room so I sat next to him, thanking him for the hot chocolate he had made for me, and showing him I wasn’t wearing anything under my skirt. He was only allowed a small peek though, and he would have to wait until the big event before seeing any more. I cuddled into him while waiting for my drink to cool down, not paying any attention to what was on the tv. Instead my attention was on my bladder. I already needed to pee before I had even left work, roughly at the stage where I’d get up and go if I wasn’t holding it, so I knew it wouldn’t take me long to get desperate, especially if I drank plenty. I sipped my drink while cuddling into him, the liquid having an immediate impact on my bladder. It was like it had reminded my brain that i in fact, did need to go.

I suggested we moved into the kitchen where it was easy to refill a glass of water, and suggested he got his camera out too. We’ve never really filmed me being desperate before, and never recorded the build up, seeing my body language change as my bladder gets fuller. I finished my hot chocolate and moved into the kitchen while he got everything he needed, making myself comfortable at the table. Another advantage of this was the wooden chairs meant there wouldn’t be any problems if I leaked a little, it could just be wiped up. He set up his camera on a tripod, making sure everything was in frame and joined me at the table, handing me a glass of water with a smile.

We had been sat talking for about thirty minutes when I finished the remainder of my first glass in one go, approximately a quarter of a pint and then felt a sharp twinge, making me cross my legs for a few seconds. I was definitely getting desperate and my body wasn’t enjoying me drinking more. I didn’t let it stop me and happily filled up the glass again at the sink before quickly drinking it while talking. The idea being that if I drink it quick enough, I’ll be able to get more inside me before my body registers it.

The first glass took thirty minutes, the second was gone in less than half that time and it was quickly becoming difficult to hold. I was becoming more visibly desperate, now having to cross my legs permanently just to stop myself from peeing. I filled up my glass again, knowing this could be my last and forced myself to drink it, doing my best to ignore the protests inside my head. The pressure was rapidly building and I soon found myself holding between my legs, over my skirt, my legs clamping my hand tightly. There was no hiding how badly I needed to pee anymore, but I didn’t really mind. If all this leg squeezing meant I could hold longer, I was all for it. My husband pointed out how I was obviously distracted by my bladder, occasionally struggling to form sentences as my mind focussed on the strong urge to just let go. I loved how the camera was able to see everything, all the little things I wouldn’t notice. The little jiggles, shuffling about in my seat, squeezing my legs tighter whenever I drank more.

I eventually finished my third glass of water and by now my body was screaming for me to let go. I hadn’t been holding for particularly long, maybe an hour or so but I had consumed quite a lot of water, my poor bladder being stretched to capacity. What had started as a dull ache turned into a sharp pain, becoming more discomfort than pleasure. I was starting to not enjoy it as much as I was at the beginning, and was becoming a little grumpy.
“I don’t think I can wait much longer. I’m bursting”
“One more glass sweetie? For me?”
“Okay I’ll try, but you have to fill it for me.”

He got up and kissed my cheek before walking over to the sink, quickly filling the glass with ice cold water. Just hearing it was agony and I had to do everything in my power to not let go then and there. He passed me the drink with a smile and I started sipping it, trying to take my mind off my bladder. I began to wonder if another hot chocolate would have been a better choice, but quickly realised I probably wouldn’t have been able to wait long enough for it to cool down. Surprisingly I was doing well with this glass of water, and I started to forget about how badly I needed to go, the discussion distracting me.

I had drank about half the glass when I was brought back to reality with a hiss as I let out a spurt of wee for about a second, struggling to stop it. My husband smiled at me, obviously hearing the short hiss. “Did you just go?” I nodded, squeezing my legs really tight in an attempt to stop any further leaks. It felt so good and part of me just wanted to relax and let it happen. My body wanted to do the same and the pain was getting stronger than ever, it wasn’t fun anymore.
“That’s it, I can’t wait any longer. It really hurts. Is the camera pointing at the table okay?”
“Aww okay babe, You’ve done great! Yeah the camera is fine, and is ready when you are.”
I slowly uncrossed my legs and carefully climbed onto the kitchen table, having to duck a little to avoid hitting my head while I lifted my skirt up around the waist, exposing my ass and smooth pussy. I felt so nervous but at the same time I had never felt so excited. Remembering I wanted to appear innocent, I smiled as I squatted with my legs open a little, making sure my skirt was out of the way. I was holding on as much as possible while I made myself comfortable, knowing the dam could burst at any moment.

I smiled sweetly at the camera and played with my hair for a moment before picking up the glass of water, wanting to see if I could actually finish it. There was only half a pint left, surely I could manage that? The second I started drinking, the floodgates opened with a loud hiss, my pee gushing out of me and hitting the table about a foot in front of me. I continued drinking, determined to finish the water. Now I wasn’t holding it I could drink much quicker so it only took a few seconds. I put the empty glass down next to me and closed my eyes, moaning from the orgasmic relief. It wasn’t a sigh but a full on moan of pleasure.

After a few seconds I could hear the loud splashing as my puddle reached the edge of the table and fell onto the floor. It just encouraged me even more. There was a tingle between my legs as I became aroused by the naughtiness of what I was doing. How many women can say they have had a piss on their kitchen table, on camera, with their partner watching? And the relief! Oh the relief was truly orgasmic, it’s the only way I can describe it. I opened my eyes again and looked down, surprised by the amount of pee on the table, and my strong quivering stream not showing any signs of stopping. I wanted to say something but the words just wouldn’t come out, my mind was blank. I couldn’t believe how naughty I was being.

My pee eventually died down to a fast trickle and then drips, speeding up a little as I finished with two spurts. I had no idea just how long I had gone for, but I knew it was a long time. I loved hearing the splashing on my kitchen floor still as the puddle continued to run off the table. I couldn’t help but have a peek and saw a large puddle on the floor around the edges. I let out a long sigh as I let my skirt drop, grinning like a Cheshire cat at my husband. This is one of the naughtiest things I’ve ever done and my heart was racing. Like when I went on the kitchen floor, I expected to have a little more still to come out so I stayed squatting, talking to my husband as I listened to all the splashes and drips. As expected, after a couple of minutes I felt the urge to pee again and just relaxed, starting a slow trickle immediately. My eyes lit up as it gently flowed out of me, smiling at my husband and the camera, not even looking as it soaked the back of my skirt.

Once I was sure I was empty I only needed one thing, and I needed it now. I carefully climbed off the table, making sure not to slip and sat my husband on a kitchen chair next to where I had been squatting, it had a large puddle of warm pee but neither of us cared. I unzipped him and sat on his lap, kissing him as I slowly slid down onto his hard cock, knowing the camera would be able to see everything I was doing, albeit covered by my skirt. I gave him a kiss and said “That was the most exciting thing I’ve ever done, lets keep the camera rolling for a little while longer...”

For anyone wondering, I ended up going for 1 minute 52 seconds, quite possibly my longest pee ever. I’m taking it easy for the rest of the night to give my bladder a break, sitting on the toilet whenever I feel the need to go.

that was so hot lisa! thanks for sharing and im glad you had such a fun experience! 

On 6/9/2020 at 2:24 PM, peegirl99 said:

At work alone again today... giving something new a try. I’ve been holding it all day, decided to read some stories on here to get me feeling naughty. Sitting at my desk I decide to wear a maximum absorbency feminine pad and let go in my pants, small bursts a little bit at a time. Wondering how far I can go before it starts leak. I feel so naughty and so turned on. I just went to let it all go and piss all over my desk while I rub myself. I can dream can’t I! If this goes well maybe I’ll give it a try next time when I’m not so alone in the office.... would be so hot to piss my pants while others are nearby and have no idea! Going to keep this going until I start to leak... I’ll update here on what happens next... 

While I’m going maybe some of you can share with me what you would like to happen next... maybe share what would happen next if you were to join in... 

sounds soooo hot. maybe i should try it at work too 

On 4/12/2020 at 6:17 AM, Malika said:

Memories from my twenties...  The time when a friend of mine (girl) and I suddenly had to hide ourselves in a room during a house party, in order not to be caught there by some people (our boyfriends!) who arrived unexpectedly during the evening and for some reasons they absolutely didn't have to know that my friend and I were there.
Unfortunately for us when we run in that room we had already the bladders pretty full (we had some beer before) and the guys remained at the party about two hours and half! That means that we remained inside the room for the same time and it was damn too long to hold our pee. The room was a sort of elegant study with no chance to take a comfortable and secure pee anywhere.
We held our pee for about one hour and half without complaining, just spent the time talking and smoking a couple of cigarettes, but then my friend started to say that she could not resist anymore and that she was about to burst and I was more or less in the same situation.
At first we thought to try to pee outside the window, but we almost immediately discarded this idea because we were afraid to fall down and also to be seen by somebody outside. So I said that I would have peed directly on the floor and I was about to do it immediately, but my friend stopped me claiming that the floor was made with a precious wood flooring and pissing on it would have done a serious and expensive damage that we should have had to compensate.
So we remained thinking and clutching our crotches still for a while, when overwhelmed by the desperation I said (half seriously) that the only salvation would have be peeing in the goldfish bowl that was on a desk. First my friend replied complaining again, claiming that the fish swimming inside the bowl would have been harmed by our pee, but after some minutes she broke the silence and exclaimed: "Ok! I don't care! I do it!". So she took the fish bowl from the desk and placed it on the floor, unzipped and pulled down her shorts, popping a very low squat over the bowl in order to keep her vagina right above the opening of the bowl and released a very powerful stream that hit directly the water making a lot of foam. She peed and peed, never seemed to end. When she finally finished she was visibly relieved.
At that point I thought I could not avoid to do the same thing after her, so I did it too. I raised my skirt, lowered my panties and popped a very low squat like my friend, releasing a huge quantity of pee inside the bowl with a strong stream that hissed loudly until the end and I felt sooo good, but also a bit sorry for what we did.
The bowl was now full up to the top and we had to move it back in its place on the furniture, handling it very carefully in order not to spill.
After this, we had to remain more or less 45 minutes more in that room, but thank God we didn't need to pee anymore!

whew great story!

1 minute ago, RogerNL said:

Got to entertain yourself, right?

have to keep myself sane more like 😛

my morning pee is definitely the strongest of the day after holding it for hours and hours. its quite a strong stream and i can practically feel my bladder shrinking as i go

2 hours ago, Ninjapisser said:

Hey honeylemon I added you on Snapchat ill send you any outdoor pee vids I take 😄 I like to share 

fun! 

theres been multiple "exposes" about pornhub including the stories of some of the people that were abused. im not arguing what any of you are saying, im just showing some examples: 

https://www.change.org/p/shut-down-pornhub-and-hold-its-executives-accountable-for-aiding-trafficking?utm_content=cl_sharecopy_20210303_en-US%3Av4&recruiter=1033773713&recruited_by_id=fab98dc0-34b9-11ea-8d1a-350c9d71b0b5&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=copylink&utm_campaign=psf_combo_share_abi&share_bandit_exp=abi-20210303-en-US&share_bandit_var=v3

https://www.albawaba.com/node/pornhub-actively-profited-my-rape-online-calls-shut-website-down-amid-human-trafficking

also in "billions" the main characters wife comes home and disciplines the main character, sitting over him and peeing right into him

the movie "for a good time call..." the female main character pees into a bottle while driving in a car and then when the car breaks the pee splashes out onto the other female main character

men: adam driver, oscar isaac, henry cavill

women: margot robbie, marion cotillard, jessica chastain

mmm that sounds quite fun. do you have snapchat or kik? 

whats wft?