GottaSoakEmAll

So a few days ago my best friend dumped her boyfriend and told me she had thought about pissing right inside his acoustic guitar just to be petty. Naturally I convinced her to go through with it. I wasn’t there to see her do the deed, but from the way she described it I missed a good one. I  couldn’t stop imagining it... until finally a bold idea hit me.

That night I met her at her house after work, and I had my own Martin guitar with me. I never play it much, partly because it’s a really nice guitar and is still like new. Well, lol, it was 48 hours ago anyway. She kept asked if I was absolutely sure I wanted her to do this. I finally convinced her, and after a few beers she straddled the body as it rested on her couch. Then with zero hesitation she pumped a pint and a half of hot piss right into my guitar. The resonating sound of the piss splashing inside was epic.  In less than 24 hours she ruined two perfectly good guitars. I haven’t checked it today, but I’m sure it’s warped to hell inside and will never hold tune or sound right again. It looks fine on the outside, but I’m leaning towards just writing it off and using it as a dedicated toilet. Oh well, I guess now we can see just how much piss it will hold. I swear, I’m going to run out of nice shit 😂😒.

Anyways, I will update tomorrow, maybe with a pic or two 😉

One of my favorite things is when a women takes control and carelessly disrespects or violates my property in whatever manner suits them. Well, I have rare and almost mint condition Twin Turbo Nissan 300zx. It's a highly sought after vehicle since not many were made, and is one of my most cherished possessions. At the time, I had already sacrificed a couple of daily drivers in the name of wet, impulsive sex (by then my Mercedes was a seasoned piss-whore thanks to my ex-gf and I)...but never the Z. It only saw the light of day once or twice a year and hadn't felt actual rain its entire life. Golden rain was out of the question.

So I also have a wild-spirited (second) cousin that I'm really close to. Occasionally, we were closer than some people would approve of. She's fairly into malicious peeing, so to speak. One night we were drinking and shooting pool in the garage, and I was giving her a hard time over getting beat. After finally having enough of my teasing, she slammed the last of her beer and told me to get in the passenger seat of the Nissan, which sat silently on the opposite end of the garage. I pretty much knew what was about to happen, and was naturally hesitant. Finally, I caved and agreed to play along so long as I could record the coming destruction. She agreed, and I resigned my 400hp baby to her slutty fate. I apologized to her as I climbed into the passenger seat, propped my phone against the driver headrest and hit record. Stone cold save for a smirk, my cuz pulled her jeans off, climbed in after me, and proceeded to piss right in my lap. I hastily pulled out my dick and started stroking it under her high pressure stream. Her rain was warm and relaxing as it flowed off of my body and into the soft leather seat. I couldn't believe I let her do it, but damn it was euphoric. Pure, total bliss.  After that night, we made a semi-tradition of using the sports car in lieu of the bathroom anytime she came over to shoot pool. It was as fun and sexy as it was terrible and destructive. The next summer I had to re-upholster the seats and remove most of the interior to deep clean it since by that time we had tagged pretty much the entire cockpit. No regrets.

Here's a couple screen caps from the video.

Entire hotel room (bed chairs fridge microwave TV safe curtains ironing board drawers Gideons Bible and AC unit) 

Clothes in dept store changing room (that I put back on the shelf hehe)

Interiors of my cars and two of my girlfriend’s cars. At least two rental cars.

Billiard table with my last girlfriend.

Grand Piano while house-sitting for a friend's parents.

     Not sure if it was the craziest (I’ve done some pretty wild shit) but it’s up there. A few years ago I was staying the weekend with a girl I was dating. I was 27, she was 21 and lived at her mom’s- who was out of town for the weekend. This was a glorious opportunity, as her mom was a a typical strict and overbearing Jewish single-mom who also was not very fond of me at all.

     We fucked all day Saturday and all over the house. Her mom was pretty into interior decorating, so the house they both shared was full of really nice furniture. We fucked on most of it.  At one point we were banging in the living room when suddenly I had to go really bad. I told my gf that we should run to the bathroom as I was about to burst and didn’t want to make a giant mess on her mom’s furniture. As kinky as she was (already knew she loved golden showers) I was still shocked when she told me to just leave it in her and let it go. Right there on her mom’s dark mahogany coffee table. I warned her that it was going to go everywhere. Her response was essentially that she was way too horny to care, and that I should quit worrying about her mom or cleaning or anything other than fucking until our bangathon was over.

So I filled her with piss for maybe 45 seconds (I really was at max capacity) while we made out on that table. Halfway through she was full and it started leaking out around my dick, soaking into the table runner. 

       Finally I finished, and we laid there enjoying the sensation for a couple minutes before I slowly pulled out. The massive flood of piss from her pussy soaked the entire holiday themed table runner, floated some drink coasters and and ruined magazine or two before cascading over the edges, eventually soaking into the area rug below. Now with no turning back, we both giggled like kids as we slid around on the table, splashing pee everywhere. We slurped it up and spit it on each other without a care in the world for half an hour.

     Later that evening while watching Mad Max, my gf pissed from the couch right onto the same table instead of going to the toilet. We hadn’t bothered cleaning it yet so we might as well, she had reasoned. I, however, was getting a bit concerned about the growing scale of the “crime scene”, so I opted to pee into an empty glass bowl rather than the table. As punishment for being “lame”, I soon had the entire bowl dumped over my head. She really didn’t give a fuck, and it was pretty awesome.

     The whole scene was crazy, absurd, hilarious and of course hot as hell. The room was a wreck. Both of us were soaked. If her mom had come home early and walked in right then and there, we would probably be killed on the spot. 

     After a long shower and a good night’s sleep, we spent the next day putting the house back in order. We did our best to scrub and sanitize the table and nearby sofa. I tossed out the soggy magazines and got the TV remote dried out and working again. I carefully cut out the dozen or so pages from the Bible that had gotten wet, hoping that no one would notice.  The room still smelled faintly like piss, despite spraying large amounts of air-freshener. Worse still, the rug and off-white carpet had sat for too long and stained. Admitting to her mother that we had pissed all over the living room was completely out of the question, so we decided to blame it on my girlfriend’s derpy poodle mix. Her mother believed it, probably because what actually took place was way too absurd for her to even consider. 

Anyways, damn that was a fun weekend.