I don't think you are weird.It makes me wish I was a boy who could put my penis up and lay on my tummy and feel the pee all over my front and feel the warm stream on my body.I once had this guy laying on top of me with his penis laying on my tummy,he said he needed to pee real bad so I ask him to pee on me but for some reason he couldn't.I even pressed on his bladder but he wouldn't go.When he got up and went to the bathroom I could here him peeing in the toilet water and it was a long and loud pee.When he came out he layed on top of me again and I got a few drops of his pee on my tummy that c