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What places do you remember being taken to as a child when you needed to piss ? 

Was there a regular place that you were allowed to go and I’m against the wall or maybe behind a bush or something like that? 

I remember the shopping centre that we live fairly near to. All day bigger stores were at one end of the shopping mall and the toilets used to be at the opposite end. It was very common for kids to play outside in the square, while the mums were in the shops. With no toilets in the vicinity, you had to find a bit of privacy when you needed to go. There was a little opening with a stairwell that went up. There was not much up on the top balcony, a couple of offices, but nobody used those stairs to access them. When mums were in a hurry, boys were often told to go against the wall near the stairs. Sometimes the girls went in the corner with the mums blocking them. The older girls used to go up a flight of stairs where there was a landing and then on the landing on the top of the stairs. 

It was not uncommon for one of the mums to be stood at the bottom of the stairs, keeping watch while one or a couple of the kids went up to the landing for a pee. I remember one time playing there and then running off to the stairs as I needed to go and being told by one of the mums. All Amelia is up there using the toilet can you wait? I nodded and waited whilst clutching myself the mum asked me, are you desperate? I nodded and she said go on go upstairs. I’m sure Amelia won’t mind. As I got up to the top landing. Amelia was squatting and making a big puddle. She was not bothered as I pulled my shorts down and pointed against the wall and pissed against it. Our puddles merged into one and we were both giggling. 

We also had a park where there was a closed building which probably used to be the greenkeepers and changing rooms for football, which was never used. If you walked around the back, you could not be seen from the play area.  This was a very commonly used toilet. When we were playing in the park, it was common to see someone go running round behind the building and then come walking back, either doing the shorts or adjusting their skirts. 

Sometimes a sighting can just fall into your lap and it can be delicious!

I have been working at a event in the south east this weekend. Part of my job is quite mobile and I cover a large area. This particular event gets people out in the villages to watch as the cars drive past. 

I was around halfway along the route and my need to piss was getting stronger, so I decided it was time to look for somewhere. 1 village had a large gathering, so I drove through it and noticed quite a long layby. Many people had parked there and walked up to stand on the village green and watch as the cars went past I pulled into the end of the layby and was going to just piss at the side of my truck. That was until I realised there was still some people sat in their cars. I am in my work uniform and drive a very conspicuous vehicle so I thought I better not. I did notice a gap in the hedge so I slipped into there was a small track into the woods. I didn’t bother to walk very far at all, and found a tree almost immediately where I was, so I stepped behind it and unzipped and started to piss against the tree. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw a woman who I presume was a jogger by what she was wearing. She was between 30 and 40 and wearing tight, activewear leggings and a black sports top, I prepared myself to apologise for her catching me, but then I realised that she hadn’t seen me and she had indeed come in to have a piss as well. She stepped to the tree almost parallel to me. Still, she has not seen me. She slipped both her hands into her waistband, either side of her hips, and with one movement pulled down her leggings and also bright pink thong and squatted down and released a strong stream of piss into the grass. I was still actually pissing at this time, so I turned ever so slightly towards her so if she looked around, she would have a good view of my cock something must have made her turn her head and immediately for a minute she looked shocked, and then started to giggle and said I’m sorry need to go as well. I grin and said don’t worry about it.  She also made conversation asking if I was working which I confirmed I was it was incredibly sexy to be pissing with a complete stranger and she was so casual about it. She bobbed up and down a few times so I knew she had finished going, but I decided that I would pretend I have not quite finished to see if she wanted a look. I was not disappointed. She stood up and tugged up her pink thong, but left her leggings halfway down her legs and treated me to a good view of her shapely bum in her thong while she straightened her pants, she continued chatting to me casually, and I noticed she glanced at least a couple of times towards my cock. While she pulled up her leggings. With that I also zipped up and she smiled at me. I said shall we go out separately altogether. She said I don’t care and walked out with me as I got into my truck and wished her a good day.

On my travels for work I parked in a small empty carpark and there was a bridge over a small stream or river that I had to cross to get to my destination. I walked across this small bridge and looked around, and it would have been rude not to add a little bit to the water, so I stood in the centre of the bridge and pissed my strong stream down into the river. I love the splashing sound, it makes, and I was even more pleased to see the bubbles and the tinge of yellow into the water  

Anyone else like to add a little to the water? 

I was just thinking of earlier days as a child when we were on holiday or went to the beach or to the like or something like that. Sooner or later one of us kids would need to use the toilet and would ask our mum or auntie for the bathroom. She would reply with ‘just go in the water’  My auntie would take my hand and lead me down into the sea, and encourage me to get in waist-deep with her, and then she would say, ‘go on, just go’ and this one time she took me, and I remember looking down at her waist just under the water and she smiled and said ‘yes I’m going as well’ and laughed. 
in our family it’s perfect normal to go and use the water when you need the toilet. 

Another time when we went to the beach  when we went It’s a long drive, my mum sister and her friend went with us. When we got there we all really needed to pee after the drive, as no toilet stop on the way. We had stopped at a cafe and it was closed! As soon as got to the beach,  we parked up and just dumped our stuff on the sand, and we all just run down to the water, got in and just stood there for a minute with a look of relief on our faces. 

One more time I remember when we went to the pool. It was perfectly normal for us to go to the toilet in the pool when we needed to, when we asked for the bathroom when we were younger, mum used to say, ‘just go in the water’ 
When we arranged a pool day, mum used to say to us kids ‘no need use the bathroom in the morning as we are going swimming tomorrow’.  This meant when we got up in the morning to get dressed, we didn’t use the toilet at home we waited until we got to the swimming pool.
One particular time I remember well,  we picked up my sister‘s friend Amanda from her house and we all set off to the swimming pool. We got to the changing rooms which were the unisex ones.  I remember me and my sister were both busting and dying to get in the pool. I looked at Amanda, and she was also crossing her legs and doing a bit of a ‘pee dance’ . I said to her do you need the bathroom and she giggled, and said yes, I need a wee, but I want to do it in the swimming pool. My mum overheard her and smiled and said ‘good girl, are you all ready? and guided her off to the pool with us. As soon as we got in, it is a pool where you walk down big steps and it gets deeper with each step. We all went down the steps until we were waist deep. Amanda giggled and looked down and she had a yellow cloud all around her as she emptied her bladder into the water. My mum had a little sigh as she went and we all giggled at the big yellow cloud she made.

It was always good fun to see all of us standing there in the pool with a look of relief on our faces as we went to the toilet in the water. 
 

was anyone else encouraged to use the water as a car child?

When we were kids this used to be out ‘pee spot’ when we were playing out. The perfect height to pull your cock out and piss through the hole, into the container. The hole was also big enough so that girls could sit on the edge of the wall with their bum over into the container. 
I remember one time a few of us decided we needed to go so we went one at a time. 2 boys and a girl. One of us had a bad aim and I can remember Gemma complaining when she went in that ‘there’s all wee on the wall I have to sit on’ 🤣

Bin sheds. What a perfect place for a piss. 
Today I was working on an estate and remembered there is an open sided bin store. I walked in an unzipped and pissed against one of the containers. As I was mid piss a girl came past chatting on her phone and turned and saw what I was doing and gave me a big grin! Was a massive turn on! 

A few years ago, I was working on a big refurbishment project in east London. I had got to know the client, Tiffany, very well. She’s very easy on the eye and was pleased with her choice of dress for the meeting on site this particular day, casual kaki dress, cut very short and by what I was treated to, braless as well, topped with black cowboy type boots. She’s very well proportioned, copper coloured hair with a nice big bum. 

The property had been gutted back to a shell. On this particular day, we had also gutted the last bathroom. Tiffany made a comment Oh Steve, where’s the toilet gone and laughed. I said, laughing, oh we have to cross our legs today as the Portaloos not coming till tomorrow. She laughed and said, oh well, you always have the bushes at the bottom of the garden! We laughed and that was the end of the subject. 

We finished up our walk around the work site and she said right, I’ll talk to you tomorrow and email over the latest bits from the architects Tomorrow, I need to get the train. 
I said no worries, that was that and I left her at that. 

I walked back inside and decided that it would be a good idea to have a piss as I had been needing one for ages, so I walked down to the bottom of the garden where the bushes curved round out of sight of the houses. 
I’m quite a blatant pisser so I unzipped and stood facing the bush, letting out a strong stream against the leaves. 
Suddenly, Tiffany appeared out of nowhere to the side of me. Hands on her hips, Hitching up her dress over her milk-white thighs and up to her lacy black thong. She laughingly said I might have to join you Steve, I can’t face the train journey home without a pee! I laughed back and said no worries and tried not to stare as she slid her black thong down to her knees, and squatted down beside me. No sooner had she got into position, a huge thick stream shot out from between her legs, hitting the leaves of the bush. I was amazed as she nonchalantly made small talk about the project as her thick piss stream splattered the leaves, and my pee stream dwindled, I tried to pretend i was finishing peeing the same time as her so I might get treated to another glimpse. I wasn’t disappointed, as she was on About the bathroom design, she was getting up from her squat, and gave me a look at her perfectly hairless pussy as she pulled up her thong and adjusted her dress.
I struggled to put my throbbing dick away as I agreed with her comments. She bid me farewell and left for the train. 

There is a part two of anyone wants to hear int  

One of my jobs today was to meet the new tenants as they had reported some problems. I pulled up outside the block, our vans are branded so people who are expecting us usually come to greet us. I pulled up near the bin store and sat and waited as I was early. 
after a while, a lady got out of her car opposite me and came alongside my drivers door and asked if was coming to number 30. I confirmed I was and she replied that she hadn’t got the keys from her housing association. I made some calls and waited for a call back. The lady was in her early 20s, ebony, with a cute smile, tight white top and leggings. We chatted casually and had a laugh about random stuff while we waited. I noticed that every now and then she would tightly clench her thighs with her legs crossed. I thought I’d innocently push this. 
it’s a shame you don’t have the keys I said, I’m dying for a wee! She looked at me and winced and said ‘same’! I was like, oh, you need to go as well? She was like yeah and we both giggled. I couldn’t help but notice that she kept glancing at the bin storage shed. I got out my van to stretch my legs, and crossed my legs and said, I’m busting! She said, yeah me too and then glanced again at the bin store. I looked over at it and then I looked at her, she said are you going to go in there? I said I might have to. She said, if you do I’ll keep a lookout for you. I said ok, I could for you too? She replied ‘deal!’

The shed itself has no doors, just 3 sides and the open side faces away from the block. So if you step inside you cannot be seen. I walked in and unzipped my pants, and stood at a slight angle so that I could aim between the two large wheeled bins. I started to pee and glanced over and the lady was standing cross legged, with her hand in her crotch in an obvious desperate position! I also noticed that she took a glance or two in my direction, so I turned ever so slightly so she had a good view. As I was mid stream I turned my head to her and caught her eye. She grinned and said it’s ok it’s all clear still, my you was busting wasn’t you it’s like a river! We giggled together again and I hoped my cock wasn’t going to get hard as it was such a hot situation. 
I finished and zipped up and stepped out of the store. As I stepped out, the lady slipped her thumbs into her leggings and passed me into the store. I stood outside and looked left and right and then turned to her and said it’s all clear. She had already started a thick stream making a wide arc splash on the floor, her stream had joined mine running toward the drain. I secretly caught a glimpse of her tiny white thong and imagined what it would be like on her ass.

is it still clear? she asked, yeah I replied, turning my head back to her in the store. I was treated to a view of her pulling up her leggings and thong, adjusting the tiny string into her bum while pulling up her leggings. She grinned at me as she walked out and we both went whew that’s better.  
 

We waited outside chatting while the keys were brought out to us. 
One of the top ten most horniest experiences I have had. 

Wonder if anyone will add to it 

Ahhhh ☺️

Bin sheds. An excellent example of a good pee spot 

Was nice to see over the holidays the stairs and landings had a good soaking. Went up there today and the first two landings were still wet through with puddles. Some nice streams had run down the stairs too. Was very pleased to see some tissues that had been left as well so a good mix of male and female peeing! I added mine on the first floor landing 😊

I have had many occasions where a female has seen me peeing and not cared one bit. I always make sure to do it somewhere where it wouldn’t be uncommon to catch someone peeing. For example behind closed toilets, in bushes in the park, alleyways other places where there’s loads of puddles etc. 

One of the best times, I was at a small outdoor shopping Center near where I live. Where the main shops are is quite far from the toilets. There is an exit with a stairwell off to the side which goes up to a balcony where there are some derelict shops. I have had plenty of sightings over the years here 😏

One time I went up the stairs and checked the balcony was empty, and started to piss against the wall of the lift shaft. As I had just started, a young black lady came up the stairs and got a full eye full of my dick and stream. Before I had a chance to apologise she smiled and said it’s ok carry on. I replied sorry I was busting, she said no it’s no problem and then stood less than 2 meters away, asking if I knew where the dentist was. It was incredibly horny as she was so nonchalant standing there while I pissed 😎

I have had so many sightings over the years in this area. It’s also very common to see mums taking their kids to pee either on the stairs or in the corner by the disused lift.