In sweden, at a festival a few years ago. There was an attractive girl who was hanging around with me, but she was a bit drunk. Anyway, all she kept saying was "I want to fuck with lemmy, I want to fuck with lemmy" (Motorhead were on the bill). After a while she just walked behind my tent and pee'd standing up right next to me. Very erotic. I didn't do anything with her, but always wish I had...