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Epic Jess

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  1. I was so excited when my flatmates finally left for their party. I am 21, and have a number of friends who share with me a secret interest in peeing. Bethany is only 18, Tina is 24, and Deke is 25. I remembered all the cool stuff they did when I was at their places. As soon as my flatmates had left, we all went running to the bathroom. I figured this was gong to be fun!

    What we did next was Deke's idea. He'd said that we should all drink a ton of fluids this evening, then when we all have to pee really bad, do it together in my tub. It sounded fun, but kind of weird too. Yet I agreed to do it because all my other friends wanted to do it as well.

    We were all holding our crotches because we had to go badly. "Let's do it now" I'd said as soon as my flatmates were gone. I really felt like I was going to have an accident on the rug. So we rushed into the bathroom. Tina started to pull down her shorts. Deke and the rest of my friends did the same. I was the first to pull off my underwear. I really needed to pee now. We all stood awkwardly by the tub, looking at each other. I was really surprised to see unshaven pubic hair on Tina's lower private parts. And her breasts looked bigger when on full show too. Deke got his penis out, and I felt a bit of wetness between my thighs. So I quickly hopped into the tub and let a tiny stream of urine spray out.

    The rest of my friends started to pee as well. Bethany had a little trouble controlling her stream, and it got all over my calves. It was very warm. Tina started laughing and pointed her butt at Deke and pissed all over his legs. We were all laughing hard. Deke' s penis was soon very hard, I noticed.

    We finished peeing and then washed off and put on our clothes. We all walked out with smiles on our faces.

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    Edited by steve25805 to remove all references to underage sexual activity.

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  2. My boyfriend (I will call him Chris) and I decided to go to Times Square in New York City to watch the ball drop on New Years eve/day. When we finally arrived, I was excited for this romantic evening and perhaps a “treat” back in the hotel room. We were not your average couple, I had never seen him naked before. The closest thing to sex we had was snuggling at the movie theater. (We had only been together for about 2 weeks). We were just friends, hardly boyfriend and girl friend, and I was happy with that.

    So, back to the story. We arrived and huddled together to stay warm. It was loud because we had arrived about a half hour before the ball would drop. Chris suddenly sighed. I said "Whats wrong?" He replied "No. Its fine. Never mind." I said "No, tell me. Its okay." Chris said "I forgot a water bottle. I'm sorry." I was confused. "They are selling hot chocolate over there." I wondered why he wanted water so much. He said "No, not for drinking." No I was really confused. "Well, when I was looking for a hotel room online, I stumbled upon a website and a couple reviews said that you should bring a water bottle because there are no bathrooms, and they have too many police to urinate in an alley.", Chris said. Oh. That's why. I was actually REALLY surprised that Chris had said that. He is the kind of guy that refuses to show his private area to anyone, and would never think of peeing anywhere other that a private toilet.

    I agreed. A water bottle would have nice right about now. I felt like I had a small urge to pee. Plus, there were so many security guards you would have to walk 5 miles just to find a alley to pee in. I looked around. This place was the most impossible place to pee in. Whatever I thought, I can hold it in until we get to our hotel room I guess.

    So, we stood there in the freezing cold until the ball dropped. (For those of you who are unaware, A big glass ball is “dropped” at 12 am on new years day in Times Square, and a massive amount of people come from all over the continent. The place is really crowded and it doesn’t help that it is a city.) After the crowd was done cheering and had started dispersing, Chris and I started walking back to his car to go to our hotel. As we were walking, I could tell he had to pee badly by the way he was walking. Come to think of it, I started to get the same feeling. “Now I really wish I had a water bottle to pee into. Or anything to pee into.” I said to Chris. He said back, “I know. I was just thinking the same thing”.

    Chris suddenly stopped walking and pointed to an apartment. In the window there was a piece of paper that said “FREE USE OF TOILETS” That was a surprise because most people living here refuse to let people use their bathrooms. “Lets go in“ , I said. He agreed. As we walked in, a lady greeted us with a kind smile. “Thank you sooooo much” Chris said. The lady said, “No problem. This may be a bit different then you were expecting, though.” Go straight to the living room or there is a bathroom, 2nd door on your right If you need to poop, please use the toilet.” “Living room?’ I thought, “Why would she tell us where the living room was? And where else would we poop?” We walked in and realized why. The bathroom door was and there were three people in there. A young man was standing in the tub, with his shoes on the floor next to the tub and his jeans rolled up halfway between his ankles and knees. He had his penis out of his pants and was facing the wall of the tub peeing. There was a lady, probably in her 50’s sitting on the toilet, doing her business. I took one look at Chris, saw his horrified expression, and quickly took his hand and we left the bathroom. Chris said “Lets just wait in the living room until everyone leaves the bathroom”. “Good idea” I said. I had to pee so badly now I didn’t know I f I could make it. As I entered the living room a faint, tiny small of urine entered my nose. There were empty paint buckets around the room, with people peeing into them. I noticed when people finished peeing, they dumped there buckets into the sink. There was a child, probably only ten years old, with her pants down to her knees, crouching over her bucket, peeing. A woman who looked like she was the little girl’s mother was standing in the corner of the room, waiting for her daughter to finish, and making sure she did not look at any of the other people. A guy was standing, awkwardly holding his penis with one hand and the bucket with his other. A boy, probably about 15, (I’m just gonna call him…Jake), who I think I saw his father outside (the man looked exactly like this boy) , was had his bucket on the ground and was looking at this pretty girl who just walked in. Jake turned so if she looked, she could see his dick. She did no look up though, she confidently walked up to a bucket on the floor, which was facing the boy who was looking at her, and pulled down her pants. Jake stared at the girl, even when he finished peeing. Then she looked up at him, and Jake realized his penis was erected and quickly shoved it back in his pants. She casually pulled up her pants, smiled at Jake and walked away. This is so disturbing and sickening and weird, I thought. I could tell Chris was thinking the same thing.

    Meanwhile, Chris and I looked at each other, nodded and walked back into the hallway. We were about to walk back out the door, when the lady who owned the place stopped us. You guys didn’t take any pics, right? , She said. We said we didn’t. “Good. Did you guys empty you buckets into the sink?”, she asked. I said “We don’t really want to use the bathroom in here.” She said “I understand. Hey, the bathrooms open!” Lock the door and I will tell everyone not to go in it. Okay, Chris said. We both started toward the door. I stopped, and said “I really gotta pee. I might explode. Is that ok if I go first?” Chris said “ No I better go first, I think I might pee myself.” He did a cute little smile and we both walked in. I pulled down my pants and crouched and peed into the tub, while he whipped out his cock and peed into the toilet, and the whole time, we were smiling at each other. That’s how it all got started.

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  3. Once again we come to the problem; When a guy hauls out his cock to take a piss and gets caught in public, the world comes to an end! The little old ladies run screaming (they just wish!), and the poor guy gets busted for indecent exposure, public lewdness and he's charged as a sex offender for life. Might as well give him the electric chair!

    On the other hand, when a girl squats to pee and gets caught; The old ladies say "Oh, poor girl, she just had to go and couldn't hold it anymore". The police tell you to move on, and don't be doing that where others can see, or we'll arrest you next time.

    Ever since I've been peeing outside, I've never been hassled.

    The police just want to give the girls time to pee so they can look at them peeing.

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  4. The sad truth is in a few decades, some scientist will probably come up with a food or some device so that humans will never have to pee or poop again. They think this is a good thing but people like you guys, not so good. So, YOLO, you only live once. Maybe in even a few years from now everyone will wonder " What was it like to pee?" Someone will probably create a machine that takes all the excretory waste from your body every day. So, I believe that you should take advantage of peeing. Next time your standing in line for a porta-potty, casually step out of the line and find some trees in a private area.

    PLEASE TELL ME YOUR OPINIONS!!!

    :wink::wee::happy:

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  5. I remember once when I was like 15, I was taking a walk alone at my Grandma’s house. Her backyard was on a huge lake, so I enjoyed taking walks and jogs on the beach. I was walking and listening to my iPod when I noticed I was off her property and on her neighbors. Whatever, I thought, nobody will notice. What I saw was very disturbing and scarring back then. A group of about 6 guys who were probably like 20 years old were playing in the water when one of them sprinted out of the water with his swim trunks proudly in his hand. All except one of the others yelled and whooped and did the same. The guys made fun of the dude who had not taken off his trunks, calling him a wimp. On of the guys reached forward and yanked down his trunks, and all they guys laughed. This one guy was jumping up and down so one of the others said “why are you so jittery?”. He replied “I REALLY GOTTA PEE!” And this one tall guy got a odd look on his face and punched the guy who had to pee in the crouch. Let me tell, you that is not a good felling when you have to pee. It was like a dam had broken. The guy who had to pee, urinated. He squeezed his penis to try to stop the flow of the pee. I thought it was because he was embarrassed, but actually I learned he wasn’t when he said “Damn! Now there is none left for later!” The others chucked. One said something like “lets do it NOW!” The others agreed. That went on for about 5 minutes. So here I was, only about 15 years old, hiding between trees only about 20 yards from completely naked men. I was so stunned and disgusted I was frozen in place. The guys began to pee, whipping their penis back and forth, careful not to hit others with the thick streams of pee. Two guys were obviously in a deep relationship and started making out while peeing on each other. The others shielded their eyes and said things like “eww!” and “not here!” and “c’mon, we don’t want to see this!” They reluctantly stopped. That kinda broke things up. The guys put their swim trunks back on and said bye and see ya next time. I never did see them again, although at the time I didn’t want to. For the rest of that day I felt like I had to vomit.

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