Overheard at the beach

[oliver 7]

(Overheard near the beach)

(One girl) "Can we have a loo stop in your house?"

(Other girl, about to close front door) "If you really need to, but we're by the sea - you can wee in the water or on the pebbles"

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Women who've been in the water waist-deep, especially having done that just before leaving the beach. Seen this several times - pretty obvious pee break.

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Near-miss: woman with her feet in the water at the shore. "Shame, it's too cold to swim - I'm going to go look for a bathroom"