Naughty pee in my annoying boss' coffee!

[Archangel Michael 46]

 

Hello it's me again. Got something a bit shorter this time. Contains a lot of naughty peeing in an office space as well as some piss drinking. Hope you enjoy!  

Carmen really hated her boss. The guy was just such a cocky jerk that it made her want to quit constantly. She had been with the company for almost 4 years and was in line for a promotion, only for her now boss; Jason, to sweep it out from under her! Now that he was her boss he could get away with a TON more teasing than he used to. She really wanted to talk to the H.R department about his behavior but… She was still in line for a promotion and she heard that making a fuss in the corporate space could hurt or maybe even permanently ruin your chances of ever getting promoted. Heck the important sale she was trying to close now could even be  snatched away from her. She sighed and spit out the tooth-paste in her mouth. She looked like quite a mess this morning. Her dreary face looked back at her in the mirror. Her long black hair in a frizzy mess, the light gray tank top she had just woken up in was almost falling down around her soldiers causing her breasts to almost slip out of the light fabric. When she was finally done brushing her teeth she fully ripped off her clothes and jumped in the shower. She had turned on the water to have it warm up while cleaning her teeth so the water was already at a nice warm temperature. As she showered her thoughts drifted about what to do about Jason. For all his annoying antics he was still a hard worker who even recognized hard work. But for some reason he wasn’t considering Carmen for the new position. Before she got out a scrubby brush and lathered herself up with soap she let out her morning pee into the water below. She had to save time in the morning after all and she had to admit it did feel pretty good… The feeling of the steaming pee leaving her pussy and running down long lines on her legs, only to join the mass of water all flowing down the drain made her lightly shiver in pleasure… but now was not the time. She quickly pushed all the nectar out from her folds with a few clenches of her crotch, feeling the jet of warm fluid impact her inner thighs. When she was done she quickly scrubbed herself down with soap. She did however give her nethers a few extra passes with the scrubby brush. While she was daydreaming in the shower she suddenly stopped. She realized that there may be a way to get back at Jason. Jason was always playing pranks on her. One time even replacing the water in the office coffee machine with orange juice…

 

“Coffee…” Carmen murmured to herself as she shut off the water and dried her sopping body off. Even on the day of that prank Jason was there laughing at the crew all while drinking from his favorite mug of coffee. Carmen’s face slowly shifted into a sinister smile…

 

“Oh you’re going to enjoy your coffee today Jason… you will enjoy it…” Carmen snickered to herself like a madwoman. Now with a plan in motion she scraped her usual routine of leaving early in order to get coffee on the way to work. Instead she quickly went to a dusty collection of cookbooks she had stored in her kitchen. She flipped through it looking for a specific dish.

 

Asparagus steak and eggs

 

Another wicked grin spread across Carmen’s face. Cooking the meal was simple enough and she would say she did a pretty good job especially because she doubled up on the asparagus. She drank three whole cups of water over the course of the meal and another two while cooking the damn thing. It became really apparent how hydrated she was when she could hear the water sloshing around in her stomach while walking around. Still, she filled up a large water bottle for the trip over to the office and got ready to leave, locking her front door and getting into her car.

 

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The traffic while driving over to the office was nothing special but she got a little excited when she realized she already needed to pee. Just thinking about how she was going to pour all that stinking liquid she was brewing inside her bladder into her boss’ favorite mug was getting her a bit excited. 

 

“Am I a sadist…?” Carmen thought to herself but quickly dropped the subject as she pulled into the office parking lot. She was already full to bursting and was lightly shaking her legs with desperation at this point. She even caught herself instinctually walking towards the bathrooms on her way to her desk. She sat down on her leather chair and luckily, it made the feeling of desperation lessen ever so slightly. She could see from her vantage that her boss was currently on a phone call. Lounging back in an office chair that was partly obscured from her view…

 

“That should be MY office and MY office chair.” Carmen grumbled to herself but soon her thoughts of what to come; Jason spitting out his coffee in disgust after drinking a mouthful of her smelly waste. It took almost an hour for Jason to get off the phone and Carmen noticed a complicated expression on the man. She had been squirming around in her seat watching him for a while and she was absolutely bursting by now. She had even let a few drops fall into her underwear on the pretense she was just “letting off some pressure.” The consequence of this action was catastrophic however as she was not able to stop the stream as soon as  she would have liked. Her pussy exploded with a torrent of piss straight into her clothes. Fortunately it was all greedily soaked up by her panties. Unfortunately however, her damp pantie now clung to her folds in an irritating fashion. At first it had been a nice feeling, the warm liquid spreading out from her cunt and onto her inner thighs. But after sitting in her mess for an hour it had quickly lost its luster. She was about to abandon the whole plan when Jason suddenly got up out of his chair and left his office. To Carmen’s great relief he did not lock the door behind him. Carmen watched him walk down the hall towards maintenance and just as he turned a corner she sprung into action. Acting like she belonged, she slinked into Jason’s office. It was currently the slow season and on a slow day nonetheless so not many people were actually IN the office today most preferring to do their work at home. Any who did notice didn’t really care clearly assuming she had a good reason to be in there.

 

“A good reason all-right…” Carmen thought while wearing a smile rivaling the Grinch’s. She slithered back to her desk holding the mug at such an angle most wouldn't be able to recognize it. She quickly sat back down in her office chair. She would have loved to savor the moment but if she wanted any longer her piss would be all over her chair and underwear instead of in the mug and by relation, down Jason’s throat. Besides, she didn't know when he would return, so she had to act fast. She had worn an office skirt today so she could easily rip her panties down. Despite not getting any kind of promotion she still had one of the best cubicles in the office. It was placed in an out of the way corner so all she had to do was scoot her office chair a little further under her desk in order to not be seen committing any indecent task. As she reached her hand down her skirt she grabbed the edge of her panties and tore them off. She gasped when the sticky fabric of the ruined underwear stuck to her thighs and pussy creating a jolt of pleasure she wasn’t expecting. Her hand was now drenched in the stream of piss that had shot out from her slit due to the unexpected movement and it took all of Carmen’s willpower not to just let go then and there. Holding strong she scooted her bare ass onto the edge of her chair making it so her pussy hung lazily off the chair. She felt a few drops of residue fall from her now swollen lips and onto the carpet below. She could even smell her piss from here. And looking at her previously snow white panties revealed that they were beyond repair and a deep yellow covered most of the crotch part. Ignoring that though she grabbed the nearly empty cup of coffee and placed it under her waiting slit. She felt a few more drops leave and plop themselves down into the drink below. She finally let go of the barriers that were holding the flood of piss back and let out a huge sigh of relief as she emptied herself into the mug. She enjoyed the few seconds pushing out a huge jet of deluge straight down into her homemade toilet enjoying the feeling of the hot jet brush past her lips. She felt some of the piss that got caught on her lower lips further coat her already damp inner thighs and run down the back of her legs. Her crotch was like a high pressure hose and some of the piss own fell back towards her ass pooling in her leather chair. The sound of the glass filling was way louder than she expected but more than that the sharp hiss of the stream leaving her was so loud it made her want to die in embarrassment. She thanked God that she was basically alone in the office today. She knew she couldn't’ keep this up for long as the mug was filling up fast and she was far from done pissing. So, with a heavy heart she cut off her flow with a sharp pain and moved the cup to sit on the desk. With another sigh she released the floodgates once more and started pissing into the carpet below. Carmen crossed her arms on her desk and rested her head in the crook of her arms, fully relaxing her crotch and letting her piss flow in a huge arching stream. It pounded against the far back of her desk and dripped down in a slight waterfall ruining the carpet below with her smelly fluid. She was absolutely drowning in the pleasure of finally letting go, even more so however the pleasure of absolutely running the desk and carpet. The cleaning crew was going to have to have a hell of a time cleaning her waste. Just the thought of some poor minimally paid worker getting down on all fours and scrubbing her piss out of the carpet made her pussy clench and the jet that was bubbling from her nethers sped up for a moment in her desire for as much damage as possible. She started to spin her hips, spinning the chair from left to right like an oscillating fan in order to cover as much of the underside of the desk as possible. As she felt her stream start to sputter she quickly scooted back into her chair creating a small puddle of golden fluid where she sat absolutely drenching her ass and the hem of her skirt (which was lucky black so it was quite hard to see her mess). Carmen shoved her hand down her skirt and rubbed her pussy with her fingers feeling the stream cascade over her fingers as she rubbed them through her folds. She brushed past the drops of dew stick to her hair as she scrubbed her clit with a rough touch. She shivered in pleasure as she leaked a few more drops into the puddle forming between her thighs. She quickly brought herself closer and closer to cumming and right before she came she re grabbed the coffee mug and once again placed it below her pussy the sudden motion did spill a few drops but at the moment she didn’t care. Placing her hand over her mouth she tried to hold back a moan as she produced a wave of thick sludge from her quivering pussy right into the mug filling it with her girl-cum… The thought of the snarky Jason drinking her smelly ooze made her cum with terrific force as she spasmed in her chair. After relishing in the aftershocks she placed the mug on her desk for the second time and looked into it. There was enough coffee in it before that it still looked like a perfectly normal cup of joe… but of closer inspection it clearly had a slightly different smell. To Carmen’s slight embarrassment a single hair almost invisibly floated in the drink clearly from her now soaking muff. Carmen quickly got up and hurried back to Jason’s office to put the mug back in its rightful place. When Carmen looked back up to leave however she was horrified to find Jason standing in the doorway.

 

“What are you doing? Hopefully not stealing anything…?” Jason said with a wry smile. 

 

“Uh… um I was… just filling up your coffee…” Carmen blurted out but immediately hated herself for it. 

 

“Shit now he is going to go right for the coffee!!” Carmen thought, and sure enough Jason looked down at the mug with a raised eyebrow. 

 

“You refilled my coffee…?” Jason asked with a questioning gaze. And before Carmen had a change to stop him he picked it up and took a large gulp.

 

Carmen was horrified as he took a sip of her piss and cum. When he put the mug back down all he did was look at it and then back at Carmen.

 

“Uh thanks! Thank was really nice of you… this is some clearly high quality stuff considering it tastes nothing like the crap we have here” Jason said with some genuine surprise in his voice.

 

Carmen quickly jumped to the life line Jason had thrown at her and said “Yea i just bought it pretty good right?” Carmen said as confidently as she could.

 

“Yea…” Jason said in a low tone. “Get out of my office” He finally said as they were just staring at each other and Carmen quickly left to go back to her desk. When Carmen left however Jason locked the door and shut the blinds to his office side windows before dumping the mixture of Carmen’s piss and cum in the trash.

 

“Bleah~ that girl does not know how to make a cup of coffee…” He murmured. “But still I need her to take over for me when I leave for the next few months to take care of my mom, so I need her on my good side.” He thought. But still it was eerie that coffee tasted very similar to the ones his ex-wife used to make him a few years before they were divorced… His face grew another complicated expression as he pondered. Was it the blend? Or the type of coffee beans? Either way he hated it…