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[Hayley Bauer 225]

Hey all,

It's been so long and I'm not a shy pee er like I once was.   Here's what happened last night.

I'm back in Canada now for the summer,  I know I promised pee updates while on the road but I forgot and now I can't even remember all the places I peed.  So back to present day Will had his sister and a few friends over.  It was a welcome home party even though we've been here nearly a month but everybody was busy and the weather was gross.  As soon as Paige came in the door she laid her wine and the meat tray she just picked up on the counter gave me the biggest hug.  I'm so glad to see you,  she took her coat off and said we got a lot of catching up to do but first I have to pee really bad.  So myself and her went upstairs,  I never had the door closed and she was already sat on the toilet letting out a heavy stream.   I never had to go until I heard her so I pulled my pants down lifted myself up on to the sink and started to pee.  I cleaned it after I was done I promise.

Later on in the night I was really feeling it no way could I make it up the stairs thankfully will has a half bathroom downstairs.  I stumbled towards that went in and sat on the toilet.  I thought I closed the door behind me as I was walking in but I didn't and I couldn't get up so I just said what the hell.  I didn't have the words out of my mouth when Will's old college buddy Chad came around the corner.  Whoa sorry Hayley he said.  I'll close the door give you some privacy,  I was too drunk to care so I told him to come on in there's a sink there and I'll be done in a minute.  He was a bit pee shy so he stood facing the wall while I finished peeing and wiped.   I got up and said it's all yours.

Last pee of the night was outside the bar.  I could barely stand on both legs so whoever thought it was a good idea for me to go is beyond me but anyways here we are.  I stumbled over to Paige and whispered really loud I thought I was quiet,  come outside I have to pee.  So she helped me out,  pulled my pants down for me and held my hands while I squatted against the building.  I drip dried and got up,  held myself against the building as best as I could while Paige had a pee.  We went back in she went over to Will told him it was time for me to go home.  I got home and drank a lot of water then before bed I sat on the toilet.   It felt like I was never going to stop peeing.   I wiped and went to bed.  I was asleep by the time Will came up the stairs.

I woke up late this morning/ early afternoon oh my it felt like I was hit by a bus.   Will was gone to work so I texted Paige asked her what the hell happened and she filled me in.  The whole day I spent on the couch with a bucket next to me,  Will got home from work and said man you look awful. 

 Jumped in the shower with will had a bit of pee fun amazing sex then had a beer which didn't go down well at all.  It was a Netflix and chill night tonight.  Going to Paige's tomorrow afternoon so stay tuned for more pee stories