I love old ladies who enjoy piss sex

[seniorsexlover 36]

 

My name is Ken and in addition to having a granny fetish, I also have a love of water sports or put another way piss sex. To find an old lady who avidly enjoys piss play is not easy. But one afternoon I met Pat and I was over the moon.  She was around 70, overweight but carried a big pair of tits. We got chatting in the supermarket restaurant and got on well, so well that after a month we started playing with each other in the car park as she was married. What she liked was me fingering her hairy fanny whilst she squirted little spurts of piss.

One afternoon she said, “Ken you know I get so horny when I go for a pee, I have to wank my clit. But hubby thinks it’s dirty and won’t give me what I want in that department.  So, as you said you liked my piss squirt, I was hoping you will help me take a piss tomorrow afternoon when he’s playing golf?”

“I would be more than do that, Pat. Have you ever been pissed up your cunt?  And what about your shithole? Or what would you say if we pissed over each other?”

“Oh fuck me, Ken, that sounds fucking lovely feel my knickers right now.”

She was right, her granny pants were soaking. I could not resist giving her a quick finger. 

“Oh Ken, that’s lovely, I know you like my dribbles.”

“You can dribble away as much as you like you dirty piss tart” I replied as I rammed four fingers up her now soaking wet hairy cunt.

After she calmed down, I noticed that her stockings were soaked as were her shoes, I presumed.

“Ken, honey, you know how to get me sexed up, you fucking sex god. Will you call round to mine at about 1.00 pm?”

“Pat, to start as we mean to go on you must make sure your bladder is really full when I arrive.” 

Wearing a see-through blouse showing off her lovely thick nipples and tight short skirt that strained against her fat belly, she had made an effort to get me turned on. And it worked. As far as I was concerned dressed like that she was sex on her cellulite-addled legs.

“I’m full Ken, -- lifting her skirt revealing an extended belly -- that’s why I had to take off my girdle.”

“Come here you horny piss tart and give me a lovely sloppy kiss.”

She had her tongue in my mouth and was starting to squirm. That’s just the way I wanted her. I had a great hard-on and a very full bladder and intended to give a good going over.  Pushing my cock into her tummy she pushed back.

“Oh no, I’m dribbling. Quick, in the toilet now.”

As she sat on the pan with her legs wide apart, my semi-hard dick was ready to give her a hot shower.

She was now ramming four fingers up her hairy hole and she was pissing faster.  “Fucking hell, Ken, don’t disappoint me -give me a drink, mamma’s thirsty.”

I stood over her face and pissed hard into her mouth. She could not take it all, so I directed it over her tits and between her hairy snatch. Her face lit up and she was in sexual heaven as she had a massive orgasm and piss squirted to boot. Then taking out her dentures she gobbled my limp cock. Each suck it got harder and didn’t take me long to shoot a few heavy wads of spunk that splattered all over her smiling face.