New Year’s Eve pee

[JayT1995 64]

I’m expecting there will be a lot of people encountering someone peeing tonight.  Here is my encounter.  
 

I was at a local bar it was an hour until midnight so I said perfect I got time to get another jug of beer and have a couple cigarettes.   The lineup at the bar was pretty long so I went for a smoke first.  I stepped outside in the cool air,  took the first puff life was good.   I heard a woman come up next to me asking me for a light,  she looked to be early to mid 20’s,  blonde curly hair and curvy.   I said yeah sure so I handed her the lighter. She said thanks and handed it back.   I stood there talking to her for a couple minutes when I seen her do the pee dance,  she was looking in through the window I guess to scope out what the bathroom situation was.   I said I haven’t been there in a while but the lineup to get a drink is pretty long if that’s any indication.  She said shit the bathrooms are probably worse,  here follow me she said.   So we walked over to the side of the building she said hold my smoke and block me in case anyone comes by.   Don’t peek either,   now I don’t know about anyone else but if someone tells me not to do something that only makes me want to do it more.  So I said I won’t,  she lifted her dress up pulled down her tights and squatted.   Within seconds I could hear the pee hit the ground,  I was majorly turned on.   I turned my head to the side to flick her cigarette she said hey I told you no peeking I said I’m not I was flicking the ash off your cigarette.    Meanwhile I was trying to catch a peek,  I didn’t hear the stream anymore so I thought she was done I turned around and she was still squat down I seen her beautiful trimmed pussy,  she had a little landing strip.   I turned back around and said sorry thought you were done,   she said I wasn’t but I am now did you like what you saw.    Trying to play it off I said I never seen anything.   She pulled her clothes back up,  fixed her dress and I handed her what was left of the cigarette.   
She said no way did you not see that so we teased each other the rest of the smoke breaks,  she was like you saw mine so it’s only fair I see yours.    A few beers later myself and her snuck out for a smoke and a pee the whole night.   I didn’t catch her name but when I got home there was a phone number on a piece of paper in my butt pocket,  I guess she slipped it in there one of the pee times. 

[JayT1995 64]

Follow up to this.   I had the worst hangover on New Year’s Day so I spent the better part of the day literally Netflix and chilling.   I fell asleep on the couch at some point and got waken up by my phone dinging.   Still half groggy I looked at it and there was a text notification from Adrianna,  thinking to myself who the hell is Adrianna.   I unlocked my phone to read the text. 
“hey it’s Adrianna the girl from the bar last night,   we took bathroom breaks outside all night”

The lightbulb came on now I know who she is,  I wrote back

”Hey how are you?   Do you feel as shitty as I do”?

We texted back and forth for a good 45 minutes until I built up the courage.  
“I was about to go for a coffee,  care to join me?

It took her a minute or so to respond then I got a okay just let me get dressed.  I decided to be bad and write back I already seen the bottom half hehe.   She wrote back you devil I knew you did.  So I walked to her apartment,  we got a coffee and went for a stroll,  it was sunny but the winter chill was definitely in the air.    Adrianna inhaled her coffee and said that’s exactly what the doctor ordered.

About a half hour- forty five minutes later she started to fidget,  I asked her if she was okay and she said yeah I’ll be fine the coffee hit my kidneys.  We were closer to my apartment than hers so I said I’m only a couple blocks from here you can use my bathroom.   Picking up the pace she said sure.   By the time we got to my apartment she already had her coat swung open and jeans unbuttoned,  I opened the door and pointed her in the direction.    
  She didn’t have time to close the door she plopped down on the toilet and I heard a hiss followed by a steady stream hitting the porcelain.   I yelled out wow you really did have to go.    She yelled back I can’t hear you sorry come to the door I told her no that’s okay I’ll wait for you out here .   The voice in my head was screaming at me you idiot.

With that my phone dings it was Adrianna come talk to me it’s nothing you haven’t seen before apparently.   Slowly I made my way to the bathroom heart felt like it was going to beat out of my chest.   What seemed like forever was probably only a few seconds,  I got to the open bathroom door.    Her hair was up in a ponytail and her hips covered most of the seat,   So I chatted with her for a bit and I said are you empty yet.    She said I never thought I was going to stop but I do have a question.   I said sure what is it?

A little embarrassed she said well I don’t normally do this on a first date especially at the guys house but coffee makes me go number 2 every time hence why I’m still sat here.   Would you mind if I did that

i said no go ahead just give me a minute to give you a fresh roll of toilet paper and then I’ll close the door give you some privacy.  That’s what I did then I went out on the back patio turned on the radio.   In my head the voice was saying why didn’t you stay but I’m respectful so after 10 minutes she emerged from the bathroom finally.   I asked her if she was okay and she said I am now thanks 🙂.   We spent the day into the night together,  I cooked supper for us.   Watched her pee in my toilet a few times and then brought her home.