Weekend Trip Pee Fun 2

[TheMiddleMaddle 151]

Maddi, Britney and I went out to a bar and burned through a couple of pitchers of beer pretty fast. We had not been together in a while, so we were drinking and telling stories pretty fast. 

Both Maddie and Britney are normally reserved. They're both small and cute, but when they get drunk their small town side comes out and they get pretty loud and bawdy. It was only evening, not even dark yet, the bar was pretty empty but Maddie, Britney and I were pretty drunk and laughing at everything hysterically. 

Eventually we decided to go back to Maddis house and watch a movie. Brit and Maddi were both stumbling and burping and laughing as we walked. Again, not even dark yet so there are definitely members of polite society milling about while us three idiots try to make it home. 

Brit spoke up

"How much further? I have to pee." 

"Uh me too, we're close." 

The girls got pretty quiet and we walked briskly down the street. 

Brit put her hand on her belly and bent a bit as she walked. We turned a corner and started down Maddis street. I was starting to feel it in my bladder by this point too. We get to Maddis door and she starts fumbling for her keys while Brit danced around from foot to foot. 

"Please Maddi! I'm gonna pee my pants!" 

There was panic in her voice at this point. Maddi was searching through her bag but couldn't find her keys. Her leg shook rapidly. 

"Brit honey just go pee in the back. Both of you, I'll find my keys." 

She let out a desperate sigh and took off as fast as she could go. I followed her to the backyard as she hopped over to the shed in the back. She shuffled her jeans down and pressed her bum against the wall. Instantly a  forceful stream sounded off the concrete wall across the dirt and into the grass. A couple feet beside Brit, I positioned myself, aimed at the lower half of the wall and starting peeing. Brit was moaning and sighing next to me

"Oh fuck I had to pee so fucking badly" 

I heard Maddi come up behind and squat in the grass. 

"I'll find the key after I can't waaaiiiohhh" 

She let go a powerful stream of her own. 

"I got some on my shoes" 

Maddi laughed and snorted 

"That happens to me every weekend!" 

Britney finished and leaned for a moment staring off into space. 

I forced out the last little bit and shook off. Brit laughed and I heard Maddi behind me 

"What?" 

"He's shaking off his thinger!" 

"Maddie caught her face in her hand and laughed with her eyes" 

"His thinger?!" 

After that, we composed ourselves and went inside. Nothing too crazy happened after that. Brit farted really loudly and when I stepped out to pee again she yelled "remember to shake off"