Flood in the dark of the theater (misterpoll)

[daemoniak 614]

I still follow a few message boards on mister poll (each poll gets its own). Activity has definitely slowed down, but from time to time a noteworthy story makes it in.

In this particular case, an individual named porno_historian mentioned that they used to work, for a couple months, in a cinema cleaning up between movies. And an excerpt of their story is nothing short than amazing.

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In the evening, guests were drinking beer or cheap sparkling wine. That means less inhibitions and a stronger urgency to pee. I've never talked to the cleaners myself, but another co-worker did. So it's just hearsay.

Anyway, he told me, that things only really got bad with female-only audiences, which I can somehow imagine. During the time I worked there, we were showing Magic Mike 2 (a film about male strippers, if you remember). That was exactly the kind of film that attracts female-only audiences. We showed it in our smallest auditorium. During the first week it was always packed full and the women got really riled up in there. You could hear it well from the outside.

So apparently one night things got out of hand. There was piss everywhere. The last row was "flooded" (maybe an exaggeration). Piss was running down the steps next to the rows. There were even some puddles in front of the screen! Somehow, the seats were spared.

It sounds to me like the women were in such an uninhibited mood, that nobody bothered to secretly pee on the seats. If I had to reconstruct the events (and I do like to imagine it), then I would guess that the women in the last row started it, by peeing in front of their seats, maybe squatting at first but eventually just doing it sitting, as the others in front must have noticed their activities already. Those in front would have joined in soon and maybe the last row was made the designated "toilet zone" until someone thought it would be funny to pee on the stairs and see it running down. And then others did it, too. At that point, the women must have been so used to peeing in open view that a few decided to go the last step and pee in front of the screen for everyone's entertainment, while the rest were hooting and applauding. And to imagine that all this was happening so close to me, while I was doing something stupid like washing 3D-glasses in the foyer. Had I just gone up the hallway and opened the door, I could have seen it happen. The next day, the room was spotless, as if nothing had happened. I only heard about it two days later and from that point onward I would always go into the projector room, when Magic Mike was running and I had time and spied on the audience. But no luck. Just a noisy and animated crowd, but nothing interesting.

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