Burt Carlson

A few years ago in my student days I would supplement my income by doing part time work at events as a steward. This meant I would often work weekends at major events and festivals as a member of events staff. After a season I was promoted to a senior steward. This meant I was on a higher grade and I also would get more variety of work as the management trusted me.

One weekend I was working at a fairly large outdoor event on a hot summers day in a big park. Very many people had come for a day out to enjoy the attractions. As the weather was better than expected the site was overwhelmed and the toilets were very busy. There was one attendant to look after 60 portable toilets, keep them full of paper, free of litter and clean. I was stationed next to one set of 30 which he came to clean and he asked me to lend a hand. We went along the row and I would fill up the dispensers with loo roll whilst he cleaned the rubbish out and sprayed the insides with cleaning fluid. Whilst doing this there was a long queue of girls mainly (as there were urinals provided for the guys) and there were very many crossed legs. It seemed that lots of girls were heading over to the toilets when they really needed to go, having put it off because they didn't like the idea of portaloos, and then found themselves faced with a 15-minute queue.

As one cubicle opened and the attendant and I went into it a young lady in denim pushed past us and we explained that we needed to service the cubicle. "I don't give a shit" she said "I'm bursting" and with my colleague having already propped the door open with his cleaning trolley she proceeded to pull her knickers down, hover over the seat and piss a long forceful stream in full view of everyone! We were both astounded and once she had finished (not wiping because we hadn't had a chance to fill up the paper) she proudly walked out!

A little further along we came to a cubicle which was displaying a green unlocked indication, so we opened the door to find a girl sitting on the toilet peeing away. She got off the toilet to pull the door shut, sending pee flying onto the floor. We definitely had to mop up after that one. Obviously she'd forgotten to lock the door.

After a while they found another attendant to help with the cleaning so I could get back to stewarding. I was posted to point people to cubicles as soon as they opened and try to keep the queue moving as quickly as possible. As the day drew to a close the queue was substantial, about half an hours wait, and we started to clear the site and people were heading home. Obviously before we could go we had to let everyone in the queue use the toilet! By this point some had become full and locked out of use which slowed the queue down further.

At one point a lady complained that the cubicle she'd just got out of had no loo roll. I'd been left with a bag of rolls in case there were any shortages so I went to fetch one. When the cubicle opened up again, a young lady about 19 or 20 ran up but I asked her to hold on a second cos I was re-filling the dispenser. "Hold on, oh, oh, I don't know that I can hold on!" she squirmed. She had a perfect figure and a figure-hugging blue dress, long blonde hair and small but pert boobs. She was squirming there but I couldn't find the key to open the dispenser and fill it up, so I just handed her some paper and she ran in locking the door quickly behind her. She seemed to be a while but whilst she was in there I located the right key, and after she left I went inside to put the paper in. And to my surprise on the floor was a pair of pink knickers which weren't there before. I locked myself in the cubicle and picked them up to find a massive wet patch. She had obviously flooded her knickers before she had time to get them down.

I have a couple more reminisces from that job which I'll maybe post another time.

Did they also have the portable sinks separate from the portapotties? Like where you push your foot down, a little water comes out from the spout, and you can wash your hands? Or was everyone skipping the hand-washing?

Mine would have to be when I saw a girl who was looking pretty desperate to both pee, and worked at AT&T go behind the AT&T building with some paper towels (cause they didn't have a bathroom), pull down her pants and her blue lace panties and pee right there, and to add to it she took a shit, which made me even more horny

What city was this? I thought all places had to have bathrooms for their employees so that makes it all the more hot.